Nine pairs of demented dentures
Tired of your own teeth? Feeling a little too pretty? Wondering what your pearly whites might look like if your parents hadn’t shelled out for years of painful orthodontia? We have the disturbing dentures for you! After testing many sets of hideous fake teeth, we’ve chosen the nine weirdest, most horrible soft-plastic styles. With the help of these chilling chompers, you can transform into “The Goalie,” “Goat Boy” or “Horse Face” at a moment’s notice. Is the moon full? Maybe it’s time to wear the “Wolfman” set. Just choose one bridge to put on your lower teeth and one bridge for the upper. No matter your mood, simply pick the appropriate fearful fangs and smile.
Take the whole box to work or school to share with your friends. We do recommend taking them out before snacking. Eating food while wearing these soft Gnarly Teeth will turn any meal into a truly gruesome, and mushy, affair.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.