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Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
$5.00Your cat is adorable… and evil
- 5-1/2" long, made of vinyl
- Four-point elastic strap system
- Black as your cat's soul
- Evil cats love it!
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Googly Eyes Glasses
$8.00Finally, real googly eyes for real people
- Makes it look like you have googly eyes
- Pupils move when you shake your head
- You can see through them
- Don't drive or throw knives while wearing these
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Pigeon Mask
$29.95A bird on the head is worth two in the bush
- Mask mask makes you look like a pigeon
- Made of latex
- Fits most adult heads
- Good excuse to hang out on a statue
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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
$4.53Stylish nerd sleep accessory
- Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
- Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
- Look like an anime character
- Fits most adult heads
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
$7.50Inflatable evil from another dimension
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
- Elastic bands loop over ears
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
$34.95Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Your life is just like a sitcom
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Inflatable Beard of Bees
$7.50This bee beard is all the buzz
- 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops over ears
- None of the danger of using real bees
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Inflatable Toupee
$4.00Instant hair when YOU need it
- 9-1/2" x 5-1/2", made of vinyl
- Inflates in one breath
- Elastic loops go around your chin
- Don't blow your cover
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Emergency Santa Kit
$12.00Go from ho-hum to ho ho ho
- Comes in a festive collectible tin
- 10" vinyl inflatable white beard
- Santa hat & beard fit most adult heads
- Can be worn year-round (interviews, cocktail parties, court)
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Cat Eye Glasses
Regular Price: $7.50
Special Price: $6.50
These punny glasses are cat-tastic
- Quality plastic frames fit most adult heads
- Looks like actual cat eyes
- Limits vision; Don't drive while wearing
- Perfect gift for a crazy cat lady
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Paper Drama Mask
$4.50Make it as dramatic as you want
- Made of thick, white paper
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Leave it white for extra creepy lurking
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Paper Goat Mask - Small
$4.50A goat mask so beautiful you'll faint
- Paper mask is 10-1/2" long
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Don't put on actual goat; he will eat it
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Paper Pig Mask - Small
$4.50The perfect mask to shame yourself when you overeat
- Paper mask is 10-1/2" long
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Don't put on actual pig; he will eat it
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Horse Mask and Smoking Jacket Combo
$62.00This costume combo is the ultimate pairing of creepiness and sophistication
- Crushed velvet deluxe smoking jacket and scarf
- Creepy latex horse head mask with furry mane
- Incredibly awesome costume or disguise
- Suaver than Hugh Hefner, creepier than almost anything
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Zombie Sleep Mask
$4.53Sleep the sleep of the undead
- Comfy polyester mask with cotton back
- Elastic band holds firmly in place while you sleep
- You'll look like a zombie, so you'll sleep in peace
- Fits most adults
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Steampunk Sleep Mask
$4.53Those retro-futuristic Victorians sure knew how to sleep
- Comfy polyester mask with cotton back
- Elastic band holds firmly in place while you sleep
- It has gears, that's steampunk, right?
- Fits most adults
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Squirrel Mask
$24.95How to scare the squirrels out of your yard
- Full head latex Squirrel Mask
- Wear this to steal birdseed
- Do not wear during hunting season
- Fits most adult heads
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Cardinal Mask
$24.95Who's a pretty bird? You are!
- Latex Cardinal Mask is bright red
- Cardinal is the state bird of Ohio and Illinois
- Use it to eat out of neighbor's bird feeder
- Fits most adult heads
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Anime Eyes Glasses
$4.00Konnichiwa, have anime eyes without expensive makeup or surgery
- Adult size glasses that give you large eyes
- Perfect for Skype, FaceTime and Google Meetups
- Limited vision, do not drive or operate giant robots while wearing these
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Magical Unicorn Mask
$29.95Are you a secret unicorn?
- Latex mask with realistic fur mane
- Express your inner-unicorn
- Perfect for crowds, concerts, and carousing
- Fits most adult heads
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