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Switchblade Mustache Comb
$4.95Protect your ‘stache with a Switchblade Mustache Comb
- 4" long (when open) metal and plastic Switchblade Comb
- Push-button mechanism
- Unkempt facial hair can lead to crime sprees
- Instant street cred
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Squirrel Underpants
$6.50Ask yourself, is this my backyard or a strip club?
- A tiny pair of briefs sized for squirrels
- 3" waist, 95% cotton & 5% spandex
- Saves children from tiny streakers
- Approved by the Society for Animal Decency
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World's Largest Diamond
$199.95Buy a giant gem without breaking the bank
- 7-3/4" x 4-1/4" glass replica “diamond”
- 8.4 dazzling pounds
- Comes with small glass display stand
- Surprise your sweetheart
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Yodelling Pickle
$12.95This pickle is the ultimate conversation piece... that also yodels!
- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included)
- Yodels its heart out at the push of a button
- No briney odor
- A great gift for any occasion
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World's Largest Underpants
$19.50You’ve never seen a bigger pair of tighty-whities
- 100% white cotton underpants with 100" waist
- Convenient double flap in the front
- Sturdy elastic waist for maximum comfort
- Also makes great cape or picnic blanket
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Switchblade Comb
$4.95Protect your ‘do with a Switchblade Comb
- 9" long (when open), metal and plastic
- Push-button mechanism
- Safety lock prevents accidental deployment
- Instant street cred
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Donkey Cigarette Dispenser
$10.00Store your favorite smokes in this donkey’s pack
- Press the donkey’s ears and he dispenses a cigarette from his behind
- Holds about 25 cigarettes (smokes not included)
- Also works with candy cigarettes
- 7-7/2" long x 5" tall, hard vinyl
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Giant Wooden Pencil
$5.50This Giant Wooden Pencil really writes
- 14" working wooden pencil with working eraser
- Makes you and your desk look tiny
- Perfect for giant crossword puzzles
- May not fit behind your ear
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Deluxe Rubber Chicken
$9.95The rubber chicken is the universal symbol of humor
- 21 hilarious inches long
- Expertly hand-painted
- Superior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin
- The ultimate housewarming gift
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Elephant Cigarette Dispenser
Regular Price: $8.95
Special Price: $4.00
Store your favorite smokes in this elephant’s pack
- Press down the elephant’s trunk and he dispenses a cigarette from his behind
- Holds about 24 cigarettes (smokes not included)
- Also works with candy cigarettes
- 9-1/2" long x 6-1/2" tall, hard vinyl
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Gnarly Teeth
$8.00Nine pairs of demented dentures
- 9 alarming dental styles
- Not approved by the ADA
- Soft plastic uppers & lowers fit over your teeth
- Great for parties, work or dental appointments
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Freeloader Fork
$9.95The extendable fork that lets you steal food from other people's plates
- Telescopically extends to 21" long
- Looks like a normal metal fork
- Secretly taste your companion’s dinner
- Doubles as pointer or backscratcher
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Stylish Mustaches
$5.95A mustache for every day of the week
- 7 different mustaches
- Synthetic hair with adhesive back
- Change your facial hair like you change your socks
- Essential for costume or disguise kit
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Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold
$7.95There’s always room for brrraaaaiiinnnnsssss!
- Plastic mold of left brain hemisphere
- Includes recipe for brain-colored gelatin
- Edible brains are an educational treat
- Ideal for parties & mad scientist laboratories
- 7-1/2" x 6-1/2"
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