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Inflatable Unicorn Horn
$8.00Show the world your inner-unicorn!
- 11" inflatable unicorn horn
- Attaches to head with elastic band
- Dazzling tin to stash hopes & dreams
- Are you a secret unicorn?
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Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken
$8.00Deflate serious situations with an Inflatable Rubber Chicken
- Inflates to a full-size 16" Rubber Chicken
- Made of durable vinyl
- Comes in illustrated tin that slips into purse or bag
- Much more practical than a traditional Rubber Chicken
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USB Pickle Light
$9.01It's a pickle, for your computer, that lights up, you know, like you want
- A pickle for your computer
- Plug into USB port to make pickle glow
- Device is 17" long
- Has no real practical use, it's just a pickle
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Anime Eyes Glasses
$4.00Konnichiwa, have anime eyes without expensive makeup or surgery
- Adult size glasses that give you large eyes
- Perfect for Skype, FaceTime and Google Meetups
- Limited vision, do not drive or operate giant robots while wearing these
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Switchblade Spork
$7.00The weapon of choice for juvenile delinquent chefs
- Press a button to release spork
- 11" long when fully extended
- Only tough way to eat chicken nuggets
- Be armed in a food fight
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World's Largest Coffee Cup
$47.50Don't let "the man" tell you how much coffee you can drink
- A real porcelain cup
- 6" tall x 10" in diameter
- Can hold 20 regular cups of coffee
- Use as a planter, if you care about your health
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Look Taller Shoe Lifts
$4.51Achieve the height you desire using old fashioned technology
- Foam shoe inserts
- Adds an inch to your heat
- Great retro packaging
- Not endorsed by Tom Cruise in any way
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How to Keep Your Husband Apron
$9.05This aprons holds the secrets to a happy marriage
- 19" x 24", 100% cotton
- Covered in outdated rules for the obedient wife
- Reproduction of a classic 1950s novelty
- Perfect gift for a staunch feminist
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Ear Worms Ear Buds
$12.95Help the music worm its way in
- One pair of Ear Worm Ear Buds
- 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
- Pretend your head is an apple
- A catchy song is an ear worm
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
$4.52Disguise your lunch from would-be thieves
- Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
- "Press to seal" top
- Two designs included (10 of each)
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Crime Scene Sandwich Bags
$4.52Stealing food is a crime, this lets them know
- Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
- "Press to seal" top
- Decorated with Crime Scene Tape
- Could also be used for collecting evidence
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Deluxe Toupee
$13.01Finally an inexpensive hair replacement program that everyone will notice
- Affordable fake hair
- Synthetic hair toupée
- Looks terrible on most adult heads
- Includes self-adhesive tape to prevent slippage
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Macho Tissues
$4.05Awww, you just stick with your wussy tissues, you wimp
- Cardboard box with 100 tissues
- Not tiny, wussy tissues, these are 13" x 7-3/4"
- Tissue real men prefer
- Perfect for blood & sweat, but never tears
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Inflatable Beard
$4.00You'll always be a puff away from respectability
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops around ears
- Makes you look instantly distinguished
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Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
$10.56Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, SHARK!
- 3-1/4" tall porcelain mug
- Has deadly shark inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- We're gonna need a bigger mug
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Octopus Porcelain Mug
$10.56I'd like to be, under the coffee, in an octopus's garden in the mug
- 3-1/4" tall porcelain mug
- Has fierce octopus inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- Tentacley horror in your morning java
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Panic Button
$12.03When things get overwhelming, press the button
- A big button that releases a blood curdling scream
- 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
- Says, "Panic", on the button
- Batteries not included
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Emergency Reboot Button
$12.03Let's replace the IT department with this button
- A big button that shouts, "Reboot!"
- 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
- Has power symbol on the button
- Batteries not included
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I'm Not Listening Earplugs
$4.02Win every argument by not acknowledging it
- One pair of reusable earplugs
- Comes in collectible tin
- Earplugs made of soft memory foam
- Silence is a source of great strength
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Freeloader Spork
$9.95Your tots look better than my tots
- A metal extendable spork
- 21" long when fully extended
- Perfect for stealing soup or fries
- The extendable utensil nerds prefer
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