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Tattoupees
$7.00It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy
- Set of temporary tattoos for bald heads
- 35 tattoos on four sheets
- Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" collectible tin
- Worth buying just for the name
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Googly Eyes Glasses
$8.00Finally, real googly eyes for real people
- Makes it look like you have googly eyes
- Pupils move when you shake your head
- You can see through them
- Don't drive or throw knives while wearing these
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VandalEyes Googly Eyes Starter Kit
$19.50The (googly) eyes have it
- All you need to start vandaleyesing
- 1 giant pair & 2 emergency tins
- Meets most humans' googly demands
- Perfect for visual arts projects (get it?)
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Santa Dreidel
$4.50Don't choose between Christmas and Hanukkah—Choose Chrismukkah!
- Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
- 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
- Covered with Christmas symbols
- Charmingly misguided
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
$34.95Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Your life is just like a sitcom
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Inflatable Beard of Bees
$7.50This bee beard is all the buzz
- 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops over ears
- None of the danger of using real bees
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Rubber Chicken in a Santa Suit
$14.95You better watch out; you better not cluck—Santa Chicken is coming to town
- Chicken adorned in a Santa suit
- You dress the chicken
- Perfect for a tree, wreath, or cubicle
- 21" rubber chicken in a cloth outfit
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
$5.00Cats love it!
- 5-1/2" long, made of vinyl
- Four-point elastic strap system
- Makes your dreams come true
- Cats love it!
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Inflatable Toupee
$4.00Instant hair when YOU need it
- 9-1/2" x 5-1/2", made of vinyl
- Inflates in one breath
- Elastic loops go around your chin
- Don't blow your cover
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Just Shot Glass
$12.00Shot through the glass and it's too late
- Double-walled glass shot glass
- Incredible bullet hole illusion
- 2-1/2" tall, holds 2-1/2 fl oz.
- Totally makes you look like a cowboy
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Rubber Chicken Ornament
$7.50Santa Rubber Chicken is coming to town
- 5-1/2" tall universal symbol of humor
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Funnier than bubble lights
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Classic Disguise Ornament
$7.50Who is that green gentleman in the corner?
- For the incognito Christmas tree
- 3-3/4" x 3-1/4" silly disguise schnozz
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- May resemble a quirky celebrity
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Cat Eye Glasses
Regular Price: $7.50
Special Price: $6.50
These punny glasses are cat-tastic
- Quality plastic frames fit most adult heads
- Looks like actual cat eyes
- Limits vision; Don't drive while wearing
- Perfect gift for a crazy cat lady
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Big Head Squirrel Feeder
$15.00Humiliate and feed squirrels at the same time
- Vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" hollow squirrel head
- Makes feasting squirrels look goofy
- Hang feeder with string (not included)
- Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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Vinderhosen
$12.00Tiny pants for your wine bottle; no more naked labels
- One pair of vinyl lederhosen for wine
- Fits most standard 750 mL bottles
- Way snazzier than a gift bag
- Conceals inexpensive vintages
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Mini Crime Scene Tape
$4.50If there has been a miniature murder
- Tape that looks like crime scene tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to point out mistakes
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Mini Biohazard Tape
$4.50For miniature radioactive spills and messes
- Tape that looks like biohazard tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to make roommates tidy
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Hippo Attack Porcelain Mug
$10.56The deadliest animal in the world is lurking in your java
- A 3-1/4" tall porcelain mug
- Has fierce hippo head inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- Both deadly and adorable
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Vinderpants
$9.00No more naked bottles - Underpants for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex underpants for wine
- Fits most bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Makes your gift of wine memorable
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Giant Googly Eyes
$7.00Big googly eyes for when you need to personify big things
- 1 pair of 7" diameter googly eyes
- Adhesive back for easy attachment
- Add life to forklifts, dumpsters & yachts
- I always feel like that sofa's watchin' me
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