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Dish Wish Scrub Brush
$10.00Makes dishes magically clean
- Pink plastic 10-1/2" wand
- Scrub brush on the back
- Cleans like magic
- The grumpier the person washing, the funnier it is
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Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
$5.00Your cat is adorable… and evil
- 5-1/2" long, made of vinyl
- Four-point elastic strap system
- Black as your cat's soul
- Evil cats love it!
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Big Googly Eyes
$5.00An M googly eye for the space between S and L
- One pair of 3" Googly Eyes
- Adhesive back
- The "just right" size
- Fun comes in medium packages too
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Tattoupees
$7.00It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy
- Set of temporary tattoos for bald heads
- 35 tattoos on four sheets
- Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" collectible tin
- Worth buying just for the name
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Googly Eyes Glasses
$8.00Finally, real googly eyes for real people
- Makes it look like you have googly eyes
- Pupils move when you shake your head
- You can see through them
- Don't drive or throw knives while wearing these
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Graffiti Eyes Tape
$4.50I can't take my eyes off of you, cause they're stuck there
- 100 foot roll of 3/4" wide tape
- Over 1000 pairs of eyes on each roll
- Come in dispenser
- Perfect for defacing pictures of Justin Bieber
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Googly Eyes Luggage Tag
$6.00Excuse me, sir. I think your bag is staring at me.
- Puffy vinyl luggage tag
- Pupils move!
- 5-1/2" x 4"
- Keep an eye on your bag
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Pigeon Mask
$29.95A bird on the head is worth two in the bush
- Mask mask makes you look like a pigeon
- Made of latex
- Fits most adult heads
- Good excuse to hang out on a statue
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Emergency Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes
$8.00Jeepers creepers, when it's dark you can see these peepers
- 18 pairs of stick-on eyes
- Glow in the dark
- 4 sizes ranging from 1/2" to 1-3/16"
- Stare at you while you sleep
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Googly Eyes Drink Markers
$4.50Pop off the top of his head and drink him down
- Set of 4 assorted drink markers
- Has real googly eyes embedded
- Personifies your drink
- The more you drink, the funnier they are
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Googly Eye Push Pins
$5.00Your office supplies won't stop staring at me
- 25 push pins
- Each has a real googly eye on top
- Holds things to other things
- Personifies memos
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Super Awesome Gift Card
From $20.00Give the gift of awesome!
- Email a gift card instantly
- You choose the amount
- Write a gift message
- Thoughtful in the extreme
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Emergency Inflatable Toast
$5.00Inflatable toast is easily transportable and has no crumbs
- Inflatable vinyl toast
- 5" x 5-1/2"
- Floats but is not edible
- For toast emergencies
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Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes
$7.50Personify anything, day or night
- 7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back
- Glows in the dark after exposure to light
- Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge
- Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen
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Googly Eyes Suckers
$8.00Finally, having eyes bigger than your stomach pays off
- Two Googly Eye shaped suckers
- Cola-flavored, 2-1/2" diameter
- Great for photos
- May be bigger than your stomach
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VandalEyes Googly Eyes Starter Kit
$19.50The (googly) eyes have it
- All you need to start vandaleyesing
- 1 giant pair & 2 emergency tins
- Meets most humans' googly demands
- Perfect for visual arts projects (get it?)
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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
$4.53Stylish nerd sleep accessory
- Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
- Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
- Look like an anime character
- Fits most adult heads
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
$7.50Inflatable evil from another dimension
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
- Elastic bands loop over ears
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Santa Dreidel
$4.50Don't choose between Christmas and Hanukkah—Choose Chrismukkah!
- Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
- 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
- Covered with Christmas symbols
- Charmingly misguided
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
$34.95Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Your life is just like a sitcom
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