The perfect punctuation to life's little failures
The Fail Button is for those moments in life when you want to take a tiny bit of pleasure in failure. Press the button and the sound of the sad trombone plays. This is the perfect thing for business meetings, appointments with your psychiatrist and visiting a sad sack relative. The next time your company fails to meet investor expectations, you can just press the button and punctuate the bad news with a somber, "Wah wah wah wah…" Instant schadenfreude! Each 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic button has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included). Not funny at funerals.
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