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  1. Lucky Mojo Luggage Tag

    Lucky Mojo Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    Don't leave the fate of your luggage to chance

    • Puffy vinyl luggage tag
    • 5" tall
    • Has tag on back to write your information
    • Fourteen lucky symbols
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  2. Anime Eyes Luggage Tag

    Anime Eyes Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    Excuse me, but did you know your luggage looks like Sailor Moon?

    • 5-1/4" tall vinyl luggage tag
    • Looks like the eyes of an anime character
    • Moving googly pupils
    • Cosplay for a suitcase
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  3. Googly Eyes Luggage Tags

    Googly Eyes Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    Excuse me, sir. I think your bag is staring at me.

    • Puffy vinyl luggage tag
    • Pupils move!
    • 5-1/2" x 4"
    • Keep an eye on your bag
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  4. Wallingford Beast Bag

    Wallingford Beast Bag

    $4.95

    Reduce your carbon footprint while shopping with flair

    • 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" black faux canvas bag
    • Decorated with creepy Wallingford Beast graphic
    • Shop smart and show the world you faced the beast
    • Also makes a great gift bag
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  5. Mustache and Monocle Bag

    Mustache and Monocle Bag

    $7.05

    I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent

    • A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
    • Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Decorated with a mustache and monocle
    • This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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  6. Hungry Squid Bag

    Hungry Squid Bag

    $7.05

    This calamari bites back

    • 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
    • Made with rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Features a squid using chopsticks to eat a diver
    • Take it to the fish market
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  7. Wine and Dine Bag

    Wine and Dine Bag

    $7.05

    For the tattooed gourmet

    • A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
    • Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Makes you the hippest hipster in the 10 items or less lane
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  8. Mustache & Monocle Charm

    Mustache & Monocle Charm

    $3.00

    How a gentleman decorates his zipper closers

    • Tiny mustache & monocle button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Makes anywhere it dangles more dapper
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  9. Cthulhu Charm

    Cthulhu Charm

    $3.00

    I think your zipper dangle just ate my soul

    • Tiny Cthulhu button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Adorable interdimensional horror
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  10. Reboot Charm

    Reboot Charm

    $3.00

    The perfect way to restart your day

    • Tiny reboot button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Great gift for nerds, geeks and those who love them
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  11. Monkey Charm

    Monkey Charm

    $3.00

    A simply charming monkey charm

    • Tiny monkey button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Preferred by actual monkeys
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  12. Big Brother Bag

    Big Brother Bag

    Regular Price: $6.95

    Special Price: $4.99

    Let "the man" know what you think of his security cameras

    • 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" reusable bag
    • Made of faux canvas
    • Decorated with an image of our beloved leader
    • 2+2=5
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  13. J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag

    $11.95

    Carry this stylish messenger bag and show your dedication to Total Slack

    • 11" x 13" x 4" thick faux canvas messenger bag
    • Adjustable nylon strap
    • Features the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
    • Carry your stuff and signal other SubGenius scoffers, mutants and blasphemers
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