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Graffiti Eyes Tape
$4.50I can't take my eyes off of you, cause they're stuck there
- 100 foot roll of 3/4" wide tape
- Over 1000 pairs of eyes on each roll
- Come in dispenser
- Perfect for defacing pictures of Justin Bieber
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Googly Eye Push Pins
$5.00Your office supplies won't stop staring at me
- 25 push pins
- Each has a real googly eye on top
- Holds things to other things
- Personifies memos
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Ear Buddies Ear Buds
$12.95Our ear buds are the only true ear buds
- Working ear buds
- You'll have tiny ears on your ears
- Works with iPhone or any 3.5 mm jack
- Both funny ha-ha and funny peculiar
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Pencil Eraser Hats
$3.50Excuse me sir, but that is a dapper writing utensil
- Set of 4 eraser hats
- Range from 1/2" to 1" in size
- Top hat, bowler, homburg & fedora
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Mini Crime Scene Tape
$4.50If there has been a miniature murder
- Tape that looks like crime scene tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to point out mistakes
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Mini Biohazard Tape
$4.50For miniature radioactive spills and messes
- Tape that looks like biohazard tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to make roommates tidy
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Giant Googly Eyes
$7.00Big googly eyes for when you need to personify big things
- 1 pair of 7" diameter googly eyes
- Adhesive back for easy attachment
- Add life to forklifts, dumpsters & yachts
- I always feel like that sofa's watchin' me
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Dashboard Monster
$8.00Seven springs for extra jiggle action
- 4-3/4" tall vinyl monster
- Adhesive base for easy placement
- Seven springs so every eye jiggles
- Keep your eyes on the road, not the monster
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Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken
$8.00Deflate serious situations with an Inflatable Rubber Chicken
- Inflates to a full-size 16" Rubber Chicken
- Made of durable vinyl
- Comes in illustrated tin that slips into purse or bag
- Much more practical than a traditional Rubber Chicken
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USB Pickle Light
$9.01It's a pickle, for your computer, that lights up, you know, like you want
- A pickle for your computer
- Plug into USB port to make pickle glow
- Device is 17" long
- Has no real practical use, it's just a pickle
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Bathroom Eraser Set
$4.00The most adorable bathroom accessories ever
- Set of 5 bathroom accessory erasers
- Range in size from 2-1/4" to 3/4"
- You'll make more mistakes as an excuse to use them
- Cute
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Fruits and Vegetables Eraser Set
$4.00The most adorable fruits and vegetables ever
- Set of 6 fruit and vegetable erasers
- Range in size from 2-1/4" to 3/4"
- You'll make more mistakes as an excuse to use them
- Cute
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Kitchen Eraser Set
$4.00The most adorable kitchen supplies ever
- Set of 9 kitchen supply erasers
- Range in size from 2-1/4" to 3/4"
- You'll make more mistakes as an excuse to use them
- Cute
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Junk Food Eraser Set
$4.00The most adorable junk food ever
- Set of 6 junk food erasers
- Range in size from 2-1/4" to 3/4"
- You'll make more mistakes as an excuse to use them
- Cute
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Emergency Googly Eyes
$7.50You never know when something might need a little personification
- 20 pairs of stick-on googly eyes
- Add some life to your cubicle
- 4 sizes ranging from 1/2" to 1-3/16"
- Eye-bombing (vandaleyesing) is fun!
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World's Largest Coffee Cup
$47.50Don't let "the man" tell you how much coffee you can drink
- A real porcelain cup
- 6" tall x 10" in diameter
- Can hold 20 regular cups of coffee
- Use as a planter, if you care about your health
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Geek Ball
$7.95It's as if Tumblr were a fortune teller
- 3-3/4" tall, plastic ball
- Turn over & get geeky answers
- The only fortune ball that answers "meh"
- How indecisive nerds get by
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Dashboard Zombie
$7.52You know the walking dead? This is the driving dead
- 5-1/2" shambling, hard vinyl zombie
- Spring loaded neck and arms
- Adhesive base for easy attachment
- May eat the brains of that guy that cut you off
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Inflatable Christmas Tree
$12.00O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, I should not use you as a flotation device
- Inflatable vinyl Christmas tree
- 18-1/2" tall when inflated
- Magnet on bottom, use tin as base
- Branches have holes for ornament hooks
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Emergency Affirmation Button
$12.03Finally, an inanimate object that understands you
- A big button that says, "You are awesome!"
- 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
- Decorated with a smiley face
- Batteries not included
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