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Emergency Googly Eyes
$7.50You never know when something might need a little personification
- 20 pairs of stick-on googly eyes
- Add some life to your cubicle
- 4 sizes ranging from 1/2" to 1-3/16"
- Eye-bombing (vandaleyesing) is fun!
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World's Largest Coffee Cup
$47.50Don't let "the man" tell you how much coffee you can drink
- A real porcelain cup
- 6" tall x 10" in diameter
- Can hold 20 regular cups of coffee
- Use as a planter, if you care about your health
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Wallingford Beast Bag
$4.95Reduce your carbon footprint while shopping with flair
- 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" black faux canvas bag
- Decorated with creepy Wallingford Beast graphic
- Shop smart and show the world you faced the beast
- Also makes a great gift bag
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Mustache and Monocle Bag
$7.05I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Decorated with a mustache and monocle
- This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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Hungry Squid Bag
$7.05This calamari bites back
- 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made with rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Features a squid using chopsticks to eat a diver
- Take it to the fish market
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Wine and Dine Bag
$7.05For the tattooed gourmet
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Makes you the hippest hipster in the 10 items or less lane
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Geek Ball
$7.95It's as if Tumblr were a fortune teller
- 3-3/4" tall, plastic ball
- Turn over & get geeky answers
- The only fortune ball that answers "meh"
- How indecisive nerds get by
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Mustache & Monocle Charm
$3.00How a gentleman decorates his zipper closers
- Tiny mustache & monocle button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Makes anywhere it dangles more dapper
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Cthulhu Charm
$3.00I think your zipper dangle just ate my soul
- Tiny Cthulhu button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Adorable interdimensional horror
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Reboot Charm
$3.00The perfect way to restart your day
- Tiny reboot button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Great gift for nerds, geeks and those who love them
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Monkey Charm
$3.00A simply charming monkey charm
- Tiny monkey button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Preferred by actual monkeys
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Dashboard Zombie
$7.52You know the walking dead? This is the driving dead
- 5-1/2" shambling, hard vinyl zombie
- Spring loaded neck and arms
- Adhesive base for easy attachment
- May eat the brains of that guy that cut you off
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Inflatable Christmas Tree
$12.00O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, I should not use you as a flotation device
- Inflatable vinyl Christmas tree
- 18-1/2" tall when inflated
- Magnet on bottom, use tin as base
- Branches have holes for ornament hooks
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Emergency Affirmation Button
$12.03Finally, an inanimate object that understands you
- A big button that says, "You are awesome!"
- 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
- Decorated with a smiley face
- Batteries not included
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Panic Button
$12.03When things get overwhelming, press the button
- A big button that releases a blood curdling scream
- 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
- Says, "Panic", on the button
- Batteries not included
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Emergency Reboot Button
$12.03Let's replace the IT department with this button
- A big button that shouts, "Reboot!"
- 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
- Has power symbol on the button
- Batteries not included
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Right Angle Viewer
$2.02Spy on your neighbors and peek around corners
- Rotate to see in any direction
- Great addition to any spy kit
- More portable than a periscope
- 1-1/4" x 1-1/4", plastic
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Home Movie Clapperboard
$5.95Add that Hollywood touch to your home and to your home movies
- Smooth clapping action
- 7" x 8", wood
- Turns any room into a movie set
- Perfect gift for aspiring actors and filmmakers
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Big Brother Bag
$6.95Let "the man" know what you think of his security cameras
- 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" reusable bag
- Made of faux canvas
- Decorated with an image of our beloved leader
- 2+2=5
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World's Largest Tweezers
$9.95Perfect for the world's largest errant hair
- 11-3/4" long pair of tweezers
- Made from food-grade stainless steel
- Does not fit well in purses or bags
- Looks great next to giant pair of scissors
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