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    1. Grump Notebooks

      Grump Notebooks

      $6.95

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      • Set of three notebooks
      • Each is 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" with 48 pages
      • Grump-appropriate labels on each
      • Perfect gift to irritate a grump
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    2. Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

      Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

      $7.95

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      • 3 tubes of lip balm
      • Each is decorated to look like a tiny person
      • Shakespeare (mint), Hamlet (apple) and Macbeth (orange)
      • Makes you look smart and moist
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    3. Emergency Self-Esteem Kit

      Emergency Self-Esteem Kit

      $6.95

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      • Kit full of things to cheer someone up
      • Comes in a 3-3/4" decorated tin with mirror
      • Includes stickers, affirmations, gold stars and more
      • Cheaper than therapy
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    4. Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

      Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

      $5.95

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      • Grape-flavored candy
      • Package looks like book
      • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Poe's face
      • (Buried) alive with flavor
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    5. Shakespeare Candy Book

      Shakespeare Candy Book

      $5.95

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      • Lemon-flavored candy
      • Package looks like book
      • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Shakespeare's face
      • A candy by any other name would taste as sweet
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    6. Sigmund Freud Candy Book

      Sigmund Freud Candy Book

      $5.95

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      • Banana-flavored candy (Hmmm?)
      • Package looks like book
      • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Freud's face
      • Tell me about your mother's candy
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    7. Yodelling Bacon

      Yodelling Bacon

      $12.95

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      • Plastic 5-1/2" strip of bacon
      • Yodels when you press the button
      • Perfect way to announce brunch
      • Requires two AAA batteries, not included
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    8. Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook

      Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook

      $7.00

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      • 5-1/8" x 4-3/4" sketchbook
      • Has thirty blank napkins (120 pages)
      • Perfect for a swim in a shark tank
      • Million dollars not guaranteed
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    9. Existential Coloring Book front

      Existential Coloring Book

      $7.50

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      • 24 page coloring and activity book
      • 8" x 10-1/4"
      • Color examples of the unfathomable nature of reality
      • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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    10. Super Awesome Coloring Book

      Super Awesome Coloring Book

      $7.50

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      • 24 page coloring and activity book
      • 8" x 10-1/4"
      • Like being able to color your dreams
      • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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    11. Jane Austen Toothpaste

      Jane Austen Toothpaste

      $5.00

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      • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
      • Tube is decorated with Jane Austen
      • Tastes like roses
      • Usable by any class of people
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    12. Dress-Up Bigfoot

      Dress-Up Bigfoot

      $14.95

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      • 16" tall laminated cardboard Bigfoot
      • 28 pieces of vinyl cling clothing
      • Dress Bigfoot according to your whim
      • Clothing reusable so you can dress him again and again
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    13. Bacon Tape

      Bacon Tape

      $4.50

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      • Tape that looks like bacon
      • 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
      • Comes in plastic dispenser
      • Perfect for taping up that damaged Babe poster
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    14. Screaming Pickle

      Screaming Pickle

      $12.95

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      • 5-1/4" plastic pickle
      • Press button and pickle screams
      • Batteries included
      • Hard to explain to people
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    15. Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

      Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

      $7.00

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      • Temporary tattoos inspired by Edgar Allan Poe
      • 33 different images
      • Comes in a beautiful tin
      • Look especially good on the pallid skin of the near-dead
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    16. Super Awesome Christmas Gift Wrap Book

      Super Awesome Christmas Wrapping Paper Book

      $15.95

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      • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
      • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
      • Increases the awesome of your presents by at least 73.2%
      • Santaur? What?
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    17. Mystery Storage Box

      Mystery Storage Box

      $8.95

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      • Thick cardboard box
      • Covered with question marks
      • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
      • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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    18. Illuminati Storage Box

      Illuminati Storage Box

      $8.95

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      • Thick cardboard box
      • Decorated with symbols of world dominating conspiracy
      • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
      • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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    19. Bacon Storage Box

      Bacon Storage Box

      $8.95

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      • Thick cardboard box
      • Looks like it's made of bacon
      • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
      • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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    20. See Behind You Glasses

      See Behind You Glasses

      $7.50

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      • Regular looking sunglasses
      • Have mirror beside lens so you can see behind you
      • Used by spies from poor countries
      • Fits most adult heads
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