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  1. Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

    Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

    $7.95

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    • 3 tubes of lip balm
    • Each is decorated to look like a tiny person
    • Shakespeare (mint), Hamlet (apple) and Macbeth (orange)
    • Makes you look smart and moist
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  2. Emergency Self-Esteem Kit

    Emergency Self-Esteem Kit

    $6.95

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    • Kit full of things to cheer someone up
    • Comes in a 3-3/4" decorated tin with mirror
    • Includes stickers, affirmations, gold stars and more
    • Cheaper than therapy
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  3. Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Grape-flavored candy
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Poe's face
    • (Buried) alive with flavor
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  4. Shakespeare Candy Book

    Shakespeare Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Lemon-flavored candy
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Shakespeare's face
    • A candy by any other name would taste as sweet
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  5. Sigmund Freud Candy Book

    Sigmund Freud Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Banana-flavored candy (Hmmm?)
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Freud's face
    • Tell me about your mother's candy
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  6. Yodelling Bacon

    Yodelling Bacon

    $12.95

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    • Plastic 5-1/2" strip of bacon
    • Yodels when you press the button
    • Perfect way to announce brunch
    • Requires two AAA batteries, not included
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  7. Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook

    Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook

    $7.00

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    • 5-1/8" x 4-3/4" sketchbook
    • Has thirty blank napkins (120 pages)
    • Perfect for a swim in a shark tank
    • Million dollars not guaranteed
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  8. Existential Coloring Book front

    Existential Coloring Book

    $7.50

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    • 24 page coloring and activity book
    • 8" x 10-1/4"
    • Color examples of the unfathomable nature of reality
    • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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  9. Super Awesome Coloring Book

    Super Awesome Coloring Book

    $7.50

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    • 24 page coloring and activity book
    • 8" x 10-1/4"
    • Like being able to color your dreams
    • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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  10. Jane Austen Toothpaste

    Jane Austen Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • Tube is decorated with Jane Austen
    • Tastes like roses
    • Usable by any class of people
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  11. Dress-Up Bigfoot

    Dress-Up Bigfoot

    $14.95

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    • 16" tall laminated cardboard Bigfoot
    • 28 pieces of vinyl cling clothing
    • Dress Bigfoot according to your whim
    • Clothing reusable so you can dress him again and again
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  12. Bacon Tape

    Bacon Tape

    $4.50

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    • Tape that looks like bacon
    • 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
    • Comes in plastic dispenser
    • Perfect for taping up that damaged Babe poster
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  13. Screaming Pickle

    Screaming Pickle

    $12.95

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    • 5-1/4" plastic pickle
    • Press button and pickle screams
    • Batteries included
    • Hard to explain to people
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  14. Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    $7.00

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    • Temporary tattoos inspired by Edgar Allan Poe
    • 33 different images
    • Comes in a beautiful tin
    • Look especially good on the pallid skin of the near-dead
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  15. Super Awesome Christmas Gift Wrap Book

    Super Awesome Christmas Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

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    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Increases the awesome of your presents by at least 73.2%
    • Santaur? What?
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  16. Mystery Storage Box

    Mystery Storage Box

    $8.95

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    • Thick cardboard box
    • Covered with question marks
    • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
    • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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  17. Illuminati Storage Box

    Illuminati Storage Box

    $8.95

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    • Thick cardboard box
    • Decorated with symbols of world dominating conspiracy
    • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
    • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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  18. Bacon Storage Box

    Bacon Storage Box

    $8.95

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    • Thick cardboard box
    • Looks like it's made of bacon
    • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
    • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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  19. See Behind You Glasses

    See Behind You Glasses

    $7.50

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    • Regular looking sunglasses
    • Have mirror beside lens so you can see behind you
    • Used by spies from poor countries
    • Fits most adult heads
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  20. Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer

    Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer

    $2.95

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    • 1-1/4" tall viewer
    • Lets you look straight ahead, but see at an angle
    • Uses new scientific discovery called "mirrors"
    • Way less effort than peering
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