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  1. Krampus Sweater

    Krampus Sweater

    $42.50

    Let's not forget the naughty children this year

    • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
    • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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  2. Archie McPhee Retro Logo T-Shirt
  3. Monkey Car T-Shirt
  4. Cult of Unicorn T-Shirt
  5. Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

    Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

    $40.00

    You better watch out, you better not cry, the dark one is coming to town

    • A horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Christmas & Cthulhu together for the first time
    • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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  6. Wallingford Beast T-Shirt
  7. Bibo T-Shirt

    Bibo T-Shirt

    $11.95
  8. Mr. Snot T Shirt

    Mr. Snot T Shirt

    $11.95

    Mr. Snot is a booger with pleasing personality

    • Gray, 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend t-shirt
    • Screen printed Mr. Snot character and logo
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
    • T-shirt not recommended as tissue substitute
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  9. Corn Dog T Shirt

    Corn Dog T Shirt

    $11.95

    If you love corn dogs then this is the t-shirt for you

    • 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, blue
    • Screen printed Carlton the Corn Dog image
    • The world’s only anthropomorphic cannibal corn dog
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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  10. Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

    Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Show everyone you’ve been Approved By Archie McPhee

    • 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, black
    • Screen printed “Approved By Archie McPhee”
    • Archie McPhee initials form retro rocket shape
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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  11. Mr. Bacon T-Shirt

    Mr. Bacon T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Mr. Bacon announces the new location of the Archie McPhee Store

    • 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, white
    • Screen printed Mr. Bacon character
    • Archie McPhee logo, “An Attraction Without a Parallel”
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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  12. Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt

    Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Show your sympathy for the struggles of monster-kind

    • 100% cotton, screen-printed, green
    • Council of Monsters seal of approval
    • Seal indicates concern for monster civil rights and welfare
    • Combat monster discrimination
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