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Pirate Stocking Cap
$6.95Keep your head warm on the high seas with a Pirate Stocking Cap
- Soft black acrylic
- Fits most adult heads
- Fearsome skull and crossbones symbol
- “Archie McPhee” logo says you’re in our crew
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Krampus Sweater
$42.50Let's not forget the naughty children this year
- Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
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BBQ Chef Hat
$10.00The perfect crown for the king of BBQ
- Cloth chef's hat with elastic band
- Says "BBQ" in wiener font
- Fits most adult heads
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Cthulhu Christmas Sweater
$40.00You better watch out, you better not cry, the dark one is coming to town
- A horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- Christmas & Cthulhu together for the first time
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Mr. Snot T Shirt
$11.95Mr. Snot is a booger with pleasing personality
- Gray, 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend t-shirt
- Screen printed Mr. Snot character and logo
- Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
- T-shirt not recommended as tissue substitute
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Corn Dog T Shirt
$11.95If you love corn dogs then this is the t-shirt for you
- 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, blue
- Screen printed Carlton the Corn Dog image
- The world’s only anthropomorphic cannibal corn dog
- Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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Undercap
$11.95The Undercap is underwear for your head
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap with elastic waist/headband
- Provides extra warmth and protection under hats
- Fits most adult heads
- Fashion statement and/or modesty protector
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Handerpants
$11.95Underpants for your hands
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex fingerless gloves
- Look and feel like men’s briefs
- Fits most adult hands
- Warms hands and protects against chafing
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Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt
$11.95Show everyone you’ve been Approved By Archie McPhee
- 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, black
- Screen printed “Approved By Archie McPhee”
- Archie McPhee initials form retro rocket shape
- Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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Mr. Bacon T-Shirt
$11.95Mr. Bacon announces the new location of the Archie McPhee Store
- 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, white
- Screen printed Mr. Bacon character
- Archie McPhee logo, “An Attraction Without a Parallel”
- Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt
$11.95Show your sympathy for the struggles of monster-kind
- 100% cotton, screen-printed, green
- Council of Monsters seal of approval
- Seal indicates concern for monster civil rights and welfare
- Combat monster discrimination
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Bacon Wallet
$11.95Every time you pay for something, you'll wish you could eat your Bacon Wallet
- 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather bi-fold wallet
- Sleek yet meaty
- Plenty of pockets for cash & cards
- Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry)
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Wrestling Mask Set
$19.95Spice up your next party with these Wrestling Masks
- 4 assorted cloth wrestling masks
- Adjustable to fit most adult heads
- Fun at the office or the dinner table
- What’s your awesome luchador name?
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