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  1. See Behind You Glasses

    See Behind You Glasses

    $7.50

    Hindsight is now actually 20/20

    • Regular looking sunglasses
    • Have mirror beside lens so you can see behind you
    • Used by spies from poor countries
    • Fits most adult heads
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  2. Lord of the Rings Pins

    Lord of the Rings Pins

    $6.95

    Three pins to rule them all

    • Collectible pins made in 1978
    • Features Bilbo, Samwise and Aragorn
    • Vintage 3" diameter metal buttons
    • Identifies you as an old school nerd
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  3. Red Fez

    Red Fez

    $9.50

    It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!

    • Red, velour fez
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Cool
    • Would look great on a monkey
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  4. Bigfoot Sweater

    Bigfoot Sweater

    $42.50

    Bigfoot not only celebrates Christmas, you should see the size of his stocking

    • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Bigfoot in a Santa hat, awwww
    • Limited quantity
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  5. Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt with package

    Poppin Hot Oven Mitt

    $20.00

    Protect your hand with bubble wrap

    • Oven mitt that looks like it's made of bubble wrap
    • 10" long, fits most adult hands
    • Made from silicone
    • Withstands temperature up to 450º F
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  6. Pirate Stocking Cap

    Pirate Stocking Cap

    $6.95

    Keep your head warm on the high seas with a Pirate Stocking Cap

    • Soft black acrylic
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Fearsome skull and crossbones symbol
    • “Archie McPhee” logo says you’re in our crew
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  7. Krampus Sweater

    Krampus Sweater

    $42.50

    Let's not forget the naughty children this year

    • 2013 EDITION!
    • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
    • Limited quantity
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  8. Archie McPhee Retro Logo T-Shirt
  9. Monkey Car T-Shirt
  10. Cult of Unicorn T-Shirt
  11. BBQ Chef Hat

    BBQ Chef Hat

    $10.00

    The perfect crown for the king of BBQ

    • Cloth chef's hat with elastic band
    • Says "BBQ" in wiener font
    • Fits most adult heads
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  12. Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

    Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

    $40.00

    You better watch out, you better not cry, the dark one is coming to town

    • A horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Christmas & Cthulhu together for the first time
    • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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  13. Wallingford Beast T-Shirt
  14. Bibo T-Shirt

    Bibo T-Shirt

    $11.95
  15. Mr. Snot T Shirt

    Mr. Snot T Shirt

    $11.95

    Mr. Snot is a booger with pleasing personality

    • Gray, 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend t-shirt
    • Screen printed Mr. Snot character and logo
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
    • T-shirt not recommended as tissue substitute
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  16. Undercap

    Undercap

    $11.95

    The Undercap is underwear for your head

    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap with elastic waist/headband
    • Provides extra warmth and protection under hats
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Fashion statement and/or modesty protector
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  17. Handerpants

    Handerpants

    $11.95

    Underpants for your hands

    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex fingerless gloves
    • Look and feel like men’s briefs
    • Fits most adult hands
    • Warms hands and protects against chafing
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  18. Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

    Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Show everyone you’ve been Approved By Archie McPhee

    • 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, black
    • Screen printed “Approved By Archie McPhee”
    • Archie McPhee initials form retro rocket shape
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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  19. Mr. Bacon T-Shirt

    Mr. Bacon T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Mr. Bacon announces the new location of the Archie McPhee Store

    • 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, white
    • Screen printed Mr. Bacon character
    • Archie McPhee logo, “An Attraction Without a Parallel”
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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  20. Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt

    Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Show your sympathy for the struggles of monster-kind

    • 100% cotton, screen-printed, green
    • Council of Monsters seal of approval
    • Seal indicates concern for monster civil rights and welfare
    • Combat monster discrimination
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