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  1. Mustache and Monocle Bag

    Mustache and Monocle Bag

    $7.05

    I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent

    • A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
    • Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Decorated with a mustache and monocle
    • This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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  2. Hungry Squid Bag

    Hungry Squid Bag

    $7.05

    This calamari bites back

    • 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
    • Made with rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Features a squid using chopsticks to eat a diver
    • Take it to the fish market
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  3. Chef Bag

    Chef Bag

    Regular Price: $7.05

    Special Price: $3.99

    Fill with locally grown, fresh, organic ingredients. Or doughnuts, up to you really

    • A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
    • Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Features chef and anthropomorphic food
    • Reusable and stylish
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  4. Wine and Dine Bag

    Wine and Dine Bag

    $7.05

    For the tattooed gourmet

    • A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
    • Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Makes you the hippest hipster in the 10 items or less lane
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  5. Mustache & Monocle Charm

    Mustache & Monocle Charm

    $3.00

    How a gentleman decorates his zipper closers

    • Tiny mustache & monocle button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Makes anywhere it dangles more dapper
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  6. Cthulhu Charm

    Cthulhu Charm

    $3.00

    I think your zipper dangle just ate my soul

    • Tiny Cthulhu button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Adorable interdimensional horror
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  7. Reboot Charm

    Reboot Charm

    $3.00

    The perfect way to restart your day

    • Tiny reboot button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Great gift for nerds, geeks and those who love them
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  8. Monkey Charm

    Monkey Charm

    $3.00

    A simply charming monkey charm

    • Tiny monkey button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Preferred by actual monkeys
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  9. Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

    Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

    $40.00

    You better watch out, you better not cry, the dark one is coming to town

    • A horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Christmas & Cthulhu together for the first time
    • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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  10. Wallingford Beast T-Shirt
  11. Big Brother Bag

    Big Brother Bag

    Regular Price: $6.95

    Special Price: $4.99

    Let "the man" know what you think of his security cameras

    • 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" reusable bag
    • Made of faux canvas
    • Decorated with an image of our beloved leader
    • 2+2=5
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  12. Bibo T-Shirt

    Bibo T-Shirt

    $11.95
  13. Mr. Snot T Shirt

    Mr. Snot T Shirt

    $11.95

    Mr. Snot is a booger with pleasing personality

    • Gray, 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend t-shirt
    • Screen printed Mr. Snot character and logo
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
    • T-shirt not recommended as tissue substitute
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  14. Undercap

    Undercap

    $11.95

    The Undercap is underwear for your head

    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap with elastic waist/headband
    • Provides extra warmth and protection under hats
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Fashion statement and/or modesty protector
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  15. J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag

    $11.95

    Carry this stylish messenger bag and show your dedication to Total Slack

    • 11" x 13" x 4" thick faux canvas messenger bag
    • Adjustable nylon strap
    • Features the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
    • Carry your stuff and signal other SubGenius scoffers, mutants and blasphemers
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  16. Handerpants

    Handerpants

    $11.95

    Underpants for your hands

    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex fingerless gloves
    • Look and feel like men’s briefs
    • Fits most adult hands
    • Warms hands and protects against chafing
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  17. Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

    Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Show everyone you’ve been Approved By Archie McPhee

    • 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, black
    • Screen printed “Approved By Archie McPhee”
    • Archie McPhee initials form retro rocket shape
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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  18. Mr. Bacon T-Shirt

    Mr. Bacon T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Mr. Bacon announces the new location of the Archie McPhee Store

    • 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, white
    • Screen printed Mr. Bacon character
    • Archie McPhee logo, “An Attraction Without a Parallel”
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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  19. Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt

    Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Show your sympathy for the struggles of monster-kind

    • 100% cotton, screen-printed, green
    • Council of Monsters seal of approval
    • Seal indicates concern for monster civil rights and welfare
    • Combat monster discrimination
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  20. Bacon Wallet

    Bacon Wallet

    $11.95

    Every time you pay for something, you'll wish you could eat your Bacon Wallet

    • 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather bi-fold wallet
    • Sleek yet meaty
    • Plenty of pockets for cash & cards
    • Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry)
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