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Pirate Stocking Cap
$6.95Keep your head warm on the high seas with a Pirate Stocking Cap
- Soft black acrylic
- Fits most adult heads
- Fearsome skull and crossbones symbol
- “Archie McPhee” logo says you’re in our crew
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Googly Eyes Luggage Tag
$6.00Excuse me, sir. I think your bag is staring at me.
- Puffy vinyl luggage tag
- Pupils move!
- 5-1/2" x 4"
- Keep an eye on your bag
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Devil Duckie Luggage Tags
$12.00Cute and distinctive and a little naughty
- Puffy vinyl luggage tags
- Adorable and naughty
- 4-1/4" x 4-5/8"
- Devilishly distinctive
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Have A Nice Lunch Bag
$16.00Smile, it's time for lunch
- Insulated lunch bag with smiley face
- 9" x 3" in diameter, made of nylon
- Has zipper dangle on buckle handle
- Lunch is a happy time
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Krampus Sweater
$42.50Let's not forget the naughty children this year
- Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
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Eyeball Lunch Bag
$16.00I think your lunch is staring at me
- Nylon bag is 9" diameter x 3" deep
- Insulated, perfect for lunches
- Eye chart dangle is adorable
- People will stare, and so will the bag
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BBQ Chef Hat
$10.00The perfect crown for the king of BBQ
- Cloth chef's hat with elastic band
- Says "BBQ" in wiener font
- Fits most adult heads
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Scalp Squid Head Massager
$4.04This squid has 5 tentacles to massage your head
- 7-1/4” x 3-1/2”, hard vinyl
- Rub on your head for stress relief
- Massages head better than an actual squid
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Wallingford Beast Bag
$4.95Reduce your carbon footprint while shopping with flair
- 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" black faux canvas bag
- Decorated with creepy Wallingford Beast graphic
- Shop smart and show the world you faced the beast
- Also makes a great gift bag
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Mustache and Monocle Bag
$7.05I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Decorated with a mustache and monocle
- This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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Hungry Squid Bag
$7.05This calamari bites back
- 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made with rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Features a squid using chopsticks to eat a diver
- Take it to the fish market
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Chef Bag
$7.05Fill with locally grown, fresh, organic ingredients. Or doughnuts, up to you really
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Features chef and anthropomorphic food
- Reusable and stylish
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Wine and Dine Bag
$7.05For the tattooed gourmet
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Makes you the hippest hipster in the 10 items or less lane
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Mustache & Monocle Charm
$3.00How a gentleman decorates his zipper closers
- Tiny mustache & monocle button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Makes anywhere it dangles more dapper
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Cthulhu Charm
$3.00I think your zipper dangle just ate my soul
- Tiny Cthulhu button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Adorable interdimensional horror
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Reboot Charm
$3.00The perfect way to restart your day
- Tiny reboot button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Great gift for nerds, geeks and those who love them
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Monkey Charm
$3.00A simply charming monkey charm
- Tiny monkey button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Preferred by actual monkeys
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