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  1. See Behind You Glasses

    See Behind You Glasses

    $7.50

    Hindsight is now actually 20/20

    • Regular looking sunglasses
    • Have mirror beside lens so you can see behind you
    • Used by spies from poor countries
    • Fits most adult heads
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  2. Lucky Mojo Luggage Tag

    Lucky Mojo Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    Don't leave the fate of your luggage to chance

    • Puffy vinyl luggage tag
    • 5" tall
    • Has tag on back to write your information
    • Fourteen lucky symbols
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  3. Lord of the Rings Pins

    Lord of the Rings Pins

    $6.95

    Three pins to rule them all

    • Collectible pins made in 1978
    • Features Bilbo, Samwise and Aragorn
    • Vintage 3" diameter metal buttons
    • Identifies you as an old school nerd
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  4. Red Fez

    Red Fez

    $9.50

    It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!

    • Red, velour fez
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Cool
    • Would look great on a monkey
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  5. Bigfoot Sweater

    Bigfoot Sweater

    $42.50

    Bigfoot not only celebrates Christmas, you should see the size of his stocking

    • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Bigfoot in a Santa hat, awwww
    • Limited quantity
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  6. Anime Eyes Luggage Tag

    Anime Eyes Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    Excuse me, but did you know your luggage looks like Sailor Moon?

    • 5-1/4" tall vinyl luggage tag
    • Looks like the eyes of an anime character
    • Moving googly pupils
    • Cosplay for a suitcase
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  7. Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt with package

    Poppin Hot Oven Mitt

    $20.00

    Protect your hand with bubble wrap

    • Oven mitt that looks like it's made of bubble wrap
    • 10" long, fits most adult hands
    • Made from silicone
    • Withstands temperature up to 450º F
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  8. Bigfoot Luggage Tag

    Bigfoot Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    I bet you never expected to find Bigfoot at the airport

    • Puffy vinyl luggage tag
    • 5-3/4" tall
    • Has tag on back to write your information
    • Helps you spot your luggage
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  9. Pirate Stocking Cap

    Pirate Stocking Cap

    $6.95

    Keep your head warm on the high seas with a Pirate Stocking Cap

    • Soft black acrylic
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Fearsome skull and crossbones symbol
    • “Archie McPhee” logo says you’re in our crew
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  10. Googly Eyes Luggage Tags

    Googly Eyes Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    Excuse me, sir. I think your bag is staring at me.

    • Puffy vinyl luggage tag
    • Pupils move!
    • 5-1/2" x 4"
    • Keep an eye on your bag
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  11. Devil Duckie Luggage Tags

    Devil Duckie Luggage Tags

    $12.00

    Cute and distinctive and a little naughty

    • Puffy vinyl luggage tags
    • Adorable and naughty
    • 4-1/4" x 4-5/8"
    • Devilishly distinctive
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  12. Have A Nice Lunch Bag

    Have A Nice Lunch Bag

    $16.00

    Smile, it's time for lunch

    • Insulated lunch bag with smiley face
    • 9" x 3" in diameter, made of nylon
    • Has zipper dangle on buckle handle
    • Lunch is a happy time
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  13. Krampus Sweater

    Krampus Sweater

    $42.50

    Let's not forget the naughty children this year

    • 2013 EDITION!
    • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
    • Limited quantity
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  14. Archie McPhee Retro Logo T-Shirt
  15. Monkey Car T-Shirt
  16. Cult of Unicorn T-Shirt
  17. Eyeball Lunch Bag

    Eyeball Lunch Bag

    $16.00

    I think your lunch is staring at me

    • Nylon bag is 9" diameter x 3" deep
    • Insulated, perfect for lunches
    • Eye chart dangle is adorable
    • People will stare, and so will the bag
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  18. BBQ Chef Hat

    BBQ Chef Hat

    $10.00

    The perfect crown for the king of BBQ

    • Cloth chef's hat with elastic band
    • Says "BBQ" in wiener font
    • Fits most adult heads
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  19. Scalp Squid Head Massager

    Scalp Squid Head Massager

    $4.04

    This squid has 5 tentacles to massage your head

    • 7-1/4” x 3-1/2”, hard vinyl
    • Rub on your head for stress relief
    • Massages head better than an actual squid
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  20. Wallingford Beast Bag

    Wallingford Beast Bag

    $4.95

    Reduce your carbon footprint while shopping with flair

    • 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" black faux canvas bag
    • Decorated with creepy Wallingford Beast graphic
    • Shop smart and show the world you faced the beast
    • Also makes a great gift bag
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