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Chicken Sucker
$3.00Looks like clammy raw chicken, tastes like orange
- 2" x 1-3/4" candy chicken on a stick
- Delicious orange flavor
- Fowl, but not foul
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Steak Sucker
$3.00Sweet meat for brainy buyers
- A 2-1/4" x 1-3/4" sugar T-bone
- Cherry-flavored
- Fat free
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Lobster Claw Lollipops
$3.50You don't need a bib to eat this lobster
- Tastes like strawberries
- 3-1/2" x 1-5/8 red lobster claw
- The preferred candy of pirates
- Does NOT taste like lobster
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Switchblade Spork
$7.00The weapon of choice for juvenile delinquent chefs
- Press a button to release spork
- 11" long when fully extended
- Only tough way to eat chicken nuggets
- Be armed in a food fight
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Last Supper Paper Placemats
$8.00Make your meal memorable, final and tidy
- Tablet of 40 placemats printed with The Last Supper
- Each placemat is 17-1/4" x 11-1/4"
- Peel them off as needed
- Costs way less than 30 pieces of silver
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World's Largest Coffee Cup
$47.50Don't let "the man" tell you how much coffee you can drink
- A real porcelain cup
- 6" tall x 10" in diameter
- Can hold 20 regular cups of coffee
- Use as a planter, if you care about your health
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Squirrel Coffee Cup
$3.00A cup for squirrels, because they sure need caffeine
- Real porcelain squirrel-sized coffee cup
- Cup is 1-1/4" x 1-1/4"
- Fill with a hazelnut blend and share
- Not responsible for damage caused by jittery squirrels
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How to Keep Your Husband Apron
$9.05This aprons holds the secrets to a happy marriage
- 19" x 24", 100% cotton
- Covered in outdated rules for the obedient wife
- Reproduction of a classic 1950s novelty
- Perfect gift for a staunch feminist
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Hot Dog Ear Buds
$12.95Listen to your meat
- One pair of Hot Dog Ear Buds
- 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
- These red hot audio accessories are a real wiener
- You haven't heard music until you've heard it through meat
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
$4.52Disguise your lunch from would-be thieves
- Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
- "Press to seal" top
- Two designs included (10 of each)
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Crime Scene Sandwich Bags
$4.52Stealing food is a crime, this lets them know
- Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
- "Press to seal" top
- Decorated with Crime Scene Tape
- Could also be used for collecting evidence
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Made With Love Sandwich Bags
$4.52When you make a lunch, show them how much you love them
- Set of twenty 7" x 8-3/4" sandwich bags
- "Press to close" top
- Two designs included (10 of each)
- Embarrasses 10 year old boys really bad
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Finger Sporks
$4.50The world's most practical claws
- Includes four vinyl Finger Sporks
- Comes in four colors, each is 3-1/2" tall x 1-1/4" wide
- Slips on over your fingertips
- Eat politely with your fingers in any situation
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Wallingford Beast Bag
$4.95Reduce your carbon footprint while shopping with flair
- 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" black faux canvas bag
- Decorated with creepy Wallingford Beast graphic
- Shop smart and show the world you faced the beast
- Also makes a great gift bag
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Mustache and Monocle Bag
$7.05I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Decorated with a mustache and monocle
- This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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Hungry Squid Bag
$7.05This calamari bites back
- 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made with rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Features a squid using chopsticks to eat a diver
- Take it to the fish market
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Chef Bag
$7.05Fill with locally grown, fresh, organic ingredients. Or doughnuts, up to you really
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Features chef and anthropomorphic food
- Reusable and stylish
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Wine and Dine Bag
$7.05For the tattooed gourmet
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Makes you the hippest hipster in the 10 items or less lane
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Bacon Ornament
$6.51The perfect ornament to prove your love of bacon
- A big ol' glitter bacon ornament
- 4-1/2" long and made of plastic
- Comes with string for hanging
- Hang it anywhere to show your bacon pride
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Buttered Popcorn Air Freshener
$2.00Makes your car smell like a movie theater lobby
- Air freshener smells like buttered popcorn
- 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Replaces snacks at drive-in movies
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