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TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers
$23.00Exterminate flavorless food
- Two ceramic shakers
- You get a 4" TARDIS & a 3-1/4" Dalek
- Tiny TARDIS not bigger on the inside
- You can scream, "Exterminate" as you spice your food
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Doctor Who Disappearing TARDIS Mug
$14.00Don't let the Daleks know that hot water makes the Doctor disappear
- Doctor Who 3-1/2" ceramic mug
- TARDIS disappears when filled with hot liquid
- You'd think hot tea would attract the Doctor
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Lemon Shark Juicer
$12.00That is one tart and tangy shark
- A shark-shaped juicer
- Made of white porcelain
- 5-1/4" diameter
- Not a real lemon shark
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Lab Flask Shot Glass
$12.00Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!
- One flask-shaped shot glass
- 2-3/4" tall
- Holds 2 oz. of fluid
- It's hip to be square
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Mini Moonshine Jar Shot Glass
$12.00Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonshine home in a jar?
- One glass shot glass
- 2-3/4" tall mini mason jar
- A tiny jar of moonshine is much healthier than a full size jar
- Approved by the Hipster/Hobo Alliance
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Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers
$9.00Shark Week just got a little spicier
- Set of 2 ceramic shakers
- Each shark is 2-3/8" tall
- Fill with salt & pepper
- Turn seasoning into a shark attack
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Have A Nice Lunch Bag
$16.00Smile, it's time for lunch
- Insulated lunch bag with smiley face
- 9" x 3" in diameter, made of nylon
- Has zipper dangle on buckle handle
- Lunch is a happy time
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
$34.95Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Your life is just like a sitcom
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Top It Off Wine Bottle Stopper
$7.50Seal your bottle with dignity, honor, and tradition
- Wine stopper with top hat
- 2" tall; made of rubber
- Fits in most bottles
- Snazzes up your already classy wine
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I Love You Toast Stamper
$3.00I think my breakfast is flirting with me
- Allows toast to express its feelings
- 3-3/4" x 3" plastic stamper
- Says, "I (heart) you"
- Stamp before toasting
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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer
$12.00Excuse me, sir, it is polite to tip your cup to a lady
- Hat-shaped espresso cup & saucer
- Cup is 2" tall
- Holds 2 oz. of liquid
- Makes coffee formal and dapper
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Just Shot Glass
$12.00Shot through the glass and it's too late
- Double-walled glass shot glass
- Incredible bullet hole illusion
- 2-1/2" tall, holds 2-1/2 fl oz.
- Totally makes you look like a cowboy
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Pi Baking Mold
$12.00Pi cake is one of the world's most confusing foods
- Bake a pi cake
- Nerds will ask, "Why not a pi pie?"
- 9" diameter x 2" tall silicone mold
- Also good for gelatin, ice, or candy
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BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle
$6.00This little piggy wants to be filled with delicious sauce
- 7-1/2" tall pig-shaped sauce bottle
- Made of plastic
- Pig looks delicious & sinister
- Keep on your table; sauce everything
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Edgar Allan Poe Lunchbox
$13.00The dark side of the midday meal
- 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
- Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
- Includes iconic Poe imagery
- Perfect for a "Poe"-boy sandwich
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Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers
$9.00Let's talk about nuts, baby
- Set of 2 ceramic squirrel heads
- 2 1/2" tall; charmingly disembodied
- Good for any seasoning
- Will help you avoid tasteless nuts
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Breakdancing Monks Teacups
$12.00Pop and lock while you boil and steep
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Helps you attain nirvana & street cred
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Tech Monks Teacups
$12.00Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Like them first, then reblog them
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Ceramic Piggy Spoon Rest
$9.50Keep the swill off your counter
- 7-1/2" x 4-1/2" ceramic spoon rest
- Wipes clean easily
- Gives spoons a place to hang out
- Won't judge you if you cook bacon
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Vinderhosen
$12.00Tiny pants for your wine bottle; no more naked labels
- One pair of vinyl lederhosen for wine
- Fits most standard 750 mL bottles
- Way snazzier than a gift bag
- Conceals inexpensive vintages
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