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Super Awesome Gift Card
From $20.00Give the gift of awesome!
- Email a gift card instantly
- You choose the amount
- Write a gift message
- Thoughtful in the extreme
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Jane Austen Bandages
$5.00From Pride and Prejudice to Bandages and Boo-boos
- 15 bandages with image & quotes
- Includes a dashing reusable tin
- Bandages are latex-free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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I Love You Toast Stamper
$3.00I think my breakfast is flirting with me
- Allows toast to express its feelings
- 3-3/4" x 3" plastic stamper
- Says, "I (heart) you"
- Stamp before toasting
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Bacon Gift Bag
$4.00Until they can make a bag of actual bacon, this will do
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle & Mr. Bacon card
- Photo of an endless field of bacon
- Should be filled with pork products
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Bacon Candy Necklace
$3.00Bacon jewelry attracts men and dogs
- 1.3 oz candy necklace made of sugar
- Tastes and smells like bacon
- Has bacon medallion
- Fits most adults and a few pigs
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Scalp Squid Head Massager
$4.04This squid has 5 tentacles to massage your head
- 7-1/4” x 3-1/2”, hard vinyl
- Rub on your head for stress relief
- Massages head better than an actual squid
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Cupcake Jelly Beans
$5.00Cutest baked good meets adorable candy
- Comes in a tin shaped like a cupcake
- Filled with vanilla flavored jelly beans
- Scientists trying to come up with a cuter tin have failed
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Made With Love Sandwich Bags
$4.52When you make a lunch, show them how much you love them
- Set of twenty 7" x 8-3/4" sandwich bags
- "Press to close" top
- Two designs included (10 of each)
- Embarrasses 10 year old boys really bad
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Mysterious Candy Collection
$19.95If you like candy and surprises, this mysterious box is for you
- $40 worth of candy for under $20
- Candy contents a complete mystery until box is open
- Who is brave enough to eat it all?
- Great surprise gift for friends and enemies
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Cleansing Kisses Soap Leaves
$3.95Cleansing Kisses Soap Leaves are perfect for washing all your important parts
- Twenty red sheets of lip-shaped, cherry-scented soap
- 3-1/4" long container shaped like luscious lips
- Single-use soap dissolves during use
- Keep clean anywhere, stylish and handy travel accessory
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His & Her Tongue Scrapers
$4.95For those time when both parties require a clean tongue
- Two 7" long plastic scrapers
- A package that communicates it's for two people
- "His and her" is just a suggested use
- No more shared tongue fur
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Heart Gelatin Mold
$5.95Make a tasty gelatin mold after your own heart
- 6" x 6-1/4" x 2-1/8" red plastic mold
- Shaped like anatomical human heart
- Perfect for lovebirds, med school students and aspiring cannibals
- Recipes included
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I Love You Egg Shaper
$5.95Nothing says "I Love You” like a heart-shaped breakfast
- 4-3/4" x 4" Teflon© coated egg shaper
- Folding wooden handle for easy storage
- Produces perfect heart-shaped foods
- Turn any meal into a cute romantic gesture
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Stylish Mustaches for Girls
$5.95A pink girly mustache for every day of the week
- Seven different adhesive mustaches
- Life-like pink synthetic hair
- Accentuate your feminine features
- Goes great with almost any outfit
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World's Largest Diamond
$199.95Buy a giant gem without breaking the bank
- 7-3/4" x 4-1/4" glass replica “diamond”
- 8.4 dazzling pounds
- Comes with small glass display stand
- Surprise your sweetheart
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Art of Dating Book
$6.00Master the art of romance using the wisdom of the 1940s
- 7-1/4" x 4-3/4" paperback book
- Learn how to woo like an expert
- Hilarious advice for the lovelorn
- What is heavy petting, really?
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Li'l Smoochers Cinnamon Lip Candy
$2.50Spice up your smoocher with cinnamon-flavored Lip Candy
- Contains thirty-two lip-shaped candies
- 3" x 1-3/8" x 1/2" lip-shaped tin
- Spicy cinnamon flavor
- Keeps your kisser kissable
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How to Get Along with Boys Book
$6.00Master the art of romance using the wisdom of the 1940s
- 7-1/4" x 4-3/4" paperback book
- Find best ratio of snakes, snails, puppy dog tails
- Hilarious advice for the lovelorn
- What is heavy petting, really?
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How to Get Along with Girls Book
$6.00Master the art of romance using the wisdom of the 1940s
- 7-1/4" x 4-3/4" paperback book
- Uncover the secrets of the fairer sex
- Hilarious advice for the lovelorn
- What is heavy petting, really?
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Ring For Service Bell
$6.00Instant gratification at the push of a button
- 3-1/2" diameter, shiny nickel-plated bell
- Just like the bells on hotel counters
- Push down with your palm to make it ring
- May or may not make bellhop appear
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