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Foie Gras Bubble Gum
$3.50Foie Gras is the liver from geese! Umm... Yum?
- Tastes like fancy goose liver
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin features a nervous goose
- Pairs well with burgundy
- Cruelty free, unless you trick someone into eating them
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Freeloader Spork
$9.95Your tots look better than my tots
- A metal extendable spork
- 21" long when fully extended
- Perfect for stealing soup or fries
- The extendable utensil nerds prefer
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Roast Beef Bubble Gum
$3.50Don’t wait for dinner to enjoy the mouthwatering flavor of roast beef
- Over twenty roast beef-flavored gumballs
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" illustrated tin
- Perfect between-meal treat for hungry carnivores
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Heart Gelatin Mold
$5.95Make a tasty gelatin mold after your own heart
- 6" x 6-1/4" x 2-1/8" red plastic mold
- Shaped like anatomical human heart
- Perfect for lovebirds, med school students and aspiring cannibals
- Recipes included
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Thanksgiving Gumballs
$3.50Enjoy the flavors of a festive holiday feast anytime with Thanksgiving Gumballs
- Over twenty delicious gumballs
- Turkey, cranberry & pumpkin pie flavors
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" illustrated tin
- Enthusiastically approved by pilgrims
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Tipsy Squirrel Water Bottle
$11.95Impress friends and traumatize parents by drinking from a Tipsy Squirrel Water Bottle
- 7-1/2" tall, 17 oz. coated aluminum bottle with screw-on cap
- Fake label advertises Tipsy Squirrel Old-Fashioned Moonshine
- Features squirrel drunk on homemade hooch
- Great accessory for old-timey bootlegger costumes
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Two Sided Macaroni and Cheese Puzzle
$6.95Enjoy a classic comfort food in jigsaw puzzle form
- 9" x 6-3/4", 108 piece two-sided jigsaw puzzle
- Cheese cooked macaroni on one side
- Uncooked noodles on other side
- In 2-5/8" x 5" x 2-7/8" illustrated tin
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Bacon Platter
$19.50Serve up your next heaping helping of bacon on this fancy Bacon Platter
- 10-1/4" x 6" ceramic platter
- Surface marbled like strips of bacon
- Sloped sides collect grease, keeps tables tidy
- Perfect hostess or housewarming gift
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Inflatable Meatloaf
$11.95The Inflatable Meatloaf is a fake meat masterpiece
- 8-1/2" x 5" x 4-1/2" realistic vinyl meatloaf
- Comes deflated in illustrated 4-1/4" x 2-7/8" x 1-7/8" tin
- Looks good enough to eat (inedible, do not eat)
- Also functions as emergency pillow
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Two Sided Pi Pie Puzzle
$6.95Dish out edible pie and numerical pi when you assemble this geeky puzzle
- 8"x 8", 81 piece two-sided jigsaw puzzle
- Scrumptious cherry pie on one side
- Pi carried to 400 decimal places on other side
- Equally perfect for mathematicians and bakers
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Emergency Toilet Seat Covers
$3.95Be prepared, sooner or later we all have to use a public restroom
- Four disposable toilet seat covers
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin features Mr. Protecto character
- Be prepared for any public toilet situation
- Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants
$4.50Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day!
- One pair disposable unisex underpants
- Comes in illustrated 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents
- Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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Onion Ring Mints
$2.50Enjoy the taste of onion rings without the greasy fingers
- 100 savory mints taste like deep fried onion rings
- 2-1/4" decorated round tin
- Satisfy cravings for deep fried food, spare your waistline
- Awesomely decorated collectable tin slips in bag or purse
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Eggnog Gumballs
$3.50Relive holiday party antics any time with a mouthful of Eggnog Gumballs
- Twenty-two eggnog-flavored gumballs
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Perfect holiday stocking stuffer
- Alcohol free, for better or worse
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Inflatable Turkey
$11.95The beauty of a roast turkey without any time in the kitchen
- 16" long vinyl roast turkey
- Comes deflated in 4-1/4" x 2-7/8" x 2-7/8" tin
- Looks good enough to eat
- Also fun at the beach or in the pool
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Deluxe Rubber Chicken
$9.95The rubber chicken is the universal symbol of humor
- 21 hilarious inches long
- Expertly hand-painted
- Superior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin
- The ultimate housewarming gift
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Freeloader Fork
$9.95The extendable fork that lets you steal food from other people's plates
- Telescopically extends to 21" long
- Looks like a normal metal fork
- Secretly taste your companion’s dinner
- Doubles as pointer or backscratcher
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