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  1. Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

    Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

    $4.95

    Movie night just got sweeter

    • Delicious jelly beans flavored like butter
    • 3-1/4" tall popcorn container
    • Full of sugar, but fat free
    • For the Easter basket of a cinephile
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  2. Macaroni & Cheese Bandages

    Macaroni & Cheese Bandages

    $5.00

    Coat your wound with starchy goodness

    • Twelve 3" x 1" bandages decorated with mac & cheese
    • Come in a reusable tin
    • Latex free with sterile gauze
    • FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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  3. Mustache Baking Mold

    Mustache Baking Mold

    $12.00

    The cake Tom Selleck gets on his birthday

    • Soft silicone baking mold
    • 16" wide x 1-1/2" deep
    • Also good for jello, ice & chocolate
    • Perfect for a mustache party
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  4. Foie Gras Bubble Gum

    Foie Gras Bubble Gum

    $3.50

    Foie Gras is the liver from geese! Umm... Yum?

    • Tastes like fancy goose liver
    • 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin features a nervous goose
    • Pairs well with burgundy
    • Cruelty free, unless you trick someone into eating them
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  5. Freeloader Spork

    Freeloader Spork

    $9.95

    Your tots look better than my tots

    • A metal extendable spork
    • 21" long when fully extended
    • Perfect for stealing soup or fries
    • The extendable utensil nerds prefer
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  6. Heart Gelatin Mold

    Heart Gelatin Mold

    $5.95

    Make a tasty gelatin mold after your own heart

    • 6" x 6-1/4" x 2-1/8" red plastic mold
    • Shaped like anatomical human heart
    • Perfect for lovebirds, med school students and aspiring cannibals
    • Recipes included
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  7. Thanksgiving Gumballs

    Thanksgiving Gumballs

    $3.50

    Enjoy the flavors of a festive holiday feast anytime with Thanksgiving Gumballs

    • Over twenty delicious gumballs
    • Turkey, cranberry & pumpkin pie flavors
    • 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" illustrated tin
    • Enthusiastically approved by pilgrims
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  8. Tipsy Squirrel Water Bottle

    Tipsy Squirrel Water Bottle

    $11.95

    Impress friends and traumatize parents by drinking from a Tipsy Squirrel Water Bottle

    • 7-1/2" tall, 17 oz. coated aluminum bottle with screw-on cap
    • Fake label advertises Tipsy Squirrel Old-Fashioned Moonshine
    • Features squirrel drunk on homemade hooch
    • Great accessory for old-timey bootlegger costumes
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  9. Inflatable Meatloaf

    Inflatable Meatloaf

    Regular Price: $11.95

    Special Price: $5.99

    The Inflatable Meatloaf is a fake meat masterpiece

    • 8-1/2" x 5" x 4-1/2" realistic vinyl meatloaf
    • Comes deflated in illustrated 4-1/4" x 2-7/8" x 1-7/8" tin
    • Looks good enough to eat (inedible, do not eat)
    • Also functions as emergency pillow
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  10. Emergency Toilet Seat Covers

    Emergency Toilet Seat Covers

    $3.95

    Be prepared, sooner or later we all have to use a public restroom

    • Four disposable toilet seat covers
    • 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin features Mr. Protecto character
    • Be prepared for any public toilet situation
    • Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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  11. Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants

    Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants

    $4.50

    Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day!

    • One pair disposable unisex underpants
    • Comes in illustrated 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin
    • Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents
    • Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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  12. Onion Ring Mints

    Onion Ring Mints

    $2.50

    Enjoy the taste of onion rings without the greasy fingers

    • 100 savory mints taste like deep fried onion rings
    • 2-1/4" decorated round tin
    • Satisfy cravings for deep fried food, spare your waistline
    • Awesomely decorated collectable tin slips in bag or purse
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  13. Inflatable Turkey

    Inflatable Turkey

    $11.95

    The beauty of a roast turkey without any time in the kitchen

    • 16" long vinyl roast turkey
    • Comes deflated in 4-1/4" x 2-7/8" x 2-7/8" tin
    • Looks good enough to eat
    • Also fun at the beach or in the pool
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  14. Deluxe Rubber Chicken

    Deluxe Rubber Chicken

    $9.95

    The rubber chicken is the universal symbol of humor

    • 21 hilarious inches long
    • Expertly hand-painted
    • Superior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin
    • The ultimate housewarming gift
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  15. Freeloader Fork

    Freeloader Fork

    $9.95

    The extendable fork that lets you steal food from other people's plates

    • Telescopically extends to 21" long
    • Looks like a normal metal fork
    • Secretly taste your companion’s dinner
    • Doubles as pointer or backscratcher
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