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Googly Eyes Drink Markers
$4.50Pop off the top of his head and drink him down
- Set of 4 assorted drink markers
- Has real googly eyes embedded
- Personifies your drink
- The more you drink, the funnier they are
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Savory Bacon Sticks
$3.00The flavor of bacon without the greasy fingers
- Bacon-flavored snack sticks
- Look like pocky sticks
- Yummy!
- Free temporary tattoo
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Butter Sucker
$3.50If only there was some candy toast to spread this on
- Shaped like a 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" pat of butter
- Tastes like butter
- A dream come true
- Does not include candy toast
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Vinderalls
$12.00The overalls for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex overalls
- Fits most wine bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Bib pocket holds a gift card or hankie
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
$34.95Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Your life is just like a sitcom
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TV Dinner Gumballs
$3.50The perfect gum to chew during a Brady Bunch marathon
- Over twenty gumballs in a collectible
- Three flavors - beef, corn and apple cobbler
- Brings back memories of TV past
- If not, ask your dad about TV dinners
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Chicken Sucker
$3.00Looks like clammy raw chicken, tastes like orange
- 2" x 1-3/4" candy chicken on a stick
- Delicious orange flavor
- Fowl, but not foul
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Switchblade Spork
$7.00The weapon of choice for juvenile delinquent chefs
- Press a button to release spork
- 11" long when fully extended
- Only tough way to eat chicken nuggets
- Be armed in a food fight
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Creepy Pumpkin Gumballs
$3.50Your gum is totally creeping me out, dude
- Delicious, pumpkin-flavored gumballs
- 2-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 1" tin
- Tin looks like scary, carved pumpkin
- Perfect for Halloween
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Finger Sporks
$4.50The world's most practical claws
- Includes four vinyl Finger Sporks
- Comes in four colors, each is 3-1/2" tall x 1-1/4" wide
- Slips on over your fingertips
- Eat politely with your fingers in any situation
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Chef Bag
$7.05Fill with locally grown, fresh, organic ingredients. Or doughnuts, up to you really
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Features chef and anthropomorphic food
- Reusable and stylish
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Wine and Dine Bag
$7.05For the tattooed gourmet
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Makes you the hippest hipster in the 10 items or less lane
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Macaroni & Cheese Air Freshener
$2.00The comforting smell of macaroni and cheese while you drive
- Air freshener smells like mac & cheese
- 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- The comforting smell of comfort food
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Cherry Pie Air Freshener
$2.00Smells like grandma's kitchen
- Air freshener smells like yummy cherries
- 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
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Bacon Candy
$5.95Old fashioned candy with a tasty difference
- Candy that tastes like smokey bacon
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" illustrated tin
- Sugar candy comes individually wrapped
- Does not look out of place in a crystal candy dish
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Cherry Pie Mints
$2.50She's my cherry pie, but her breath leaves a bit to be desired
- Delicious cherry pie-flavored sugar candy
- 2-1/4" diameter tin
- Tin looks like a little cherry pie
- Will either remind you of your grandma or Warrant
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Bacon Toothpick Dispenser
$6.02How tough, bacon-loving dudes dispense their toothpicks
- Press the button & dispense a toothpick
- Plastic dispenser is 3-3/8" tall
- Includes 80 toothpicks that taste like bacon
- Clean bacon from your teeth with no flavor loss
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Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans
$4.95Movie night just got sweeter
- Delicious jelly beans flavored like butter
- 3-1/4" tall popcorn container
- Full of sugar, but fat free
- For the Easter basket of a cinephile
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Macaroni & Cheese Bandages
$5.00Coat your wound with starchy goodness
- Twelve 3" x 1" bandages decorated with mac & cheese
- Come in a reusable tin
- Latex free with sterile gauze
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Mustache Baking Mold
$12.00The cake Tom Selleck gets on his birthday
- Soft silicone baking mold
- 16" wide x 1-1/2" deep
- Also good for jello, ice & chocolate
- Perfect for a mustache party
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