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Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals
$12.00I guess they could also be ceiling monsters
- 8 vinyl removable decals
- 4 large 11" & 4 small 5-1/2"
- Snazzes up any room
- Jerks hate them
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Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes
$7.50Personify anything, day or night
- 7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back
- Glows in the dark after exposure to light
- Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge
- Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen
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Googly Eyes Suckers
$8.00Finally, having eyes bigger than your stomach pays off
- Two Googly Eye shaped suckers
- Cola-flavored, 2-1/2" diameter
- Great for photos
- May be bigger than your stomach
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Butter Sucker
$3.50If only there was some candy toast to spread this on
- Shaped like a 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" pat of butter
- Tastes like butter
- A dream come true
- Does not include candy toast
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Penny Sucker
$3.00Penny candy that costs more than a penny
- A 2-1/2" diameter Penny Sucker
- Tastes like root beer
- A visual pun
- Not legal tender
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Shark Attack Sucker
$3.50Open your jaws for this Shark Sucker
- 2" tall Shark Sucker
- Blueberry-flavored
- The source of endless Jaws puns
- Perfect snack for Shark Week
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Underpants Sucker
$3.50Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be
- Mint-flavored Underpants Sucker
- 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"
- Sanitary
- Name sounds like a John Waters film
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Thumb Sucker
$3.50Eat your candy like a big ol' baby
- 2-1/2" tall thumb on a stick
- Tastes like Mandarin orange
- Cleaner than your actual thumb
- Candy is socially acceptable
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
$7.50Inflatable evil from another dimension
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
- Elastic bands loop over ears
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Cat Eye Glasses
Regular Price: $7.50
Special Price: $6.50
These punny glasses are cat-tastic
- Quality plastic frames fit most adult heads
- Looks like actual cat eyes
- Limits vision; Don't drive while wearing
- Perfect gift for a crazy cat lady
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Edgar Allan Poe Lunchbox
$13.00The dark side of the midday meal
- 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
- Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
- Includes iconic Poe imagery
- Perfect for a "Poe"-boy sandwich
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Paper Drama Mask
$4.50Make it as dramatic as you want
- Made of thick, white paper
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Leave it white for extra creepy lurking
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Paper Goat Mask - Small
$4.50A goat mask so beautiful you'll faint
- Paper mask is 10-1/2" long
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Don't put on actual goat; he will eat it
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Paper Pig Mask - Small
$4.50The perfect mask to shame yourself when you overeat
- Paper mask is 10-1/2" long
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Don't put on actual pig; he will eat it
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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm
$12.00The inflatable arm Lovecraft would have loved
- One vinyl inflatable tentacle
- Tentacle is 3' long & 7" diameter when inflated
- Better than a normal arm
- Makes your arm unspeakably horrible
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Jim's Bag of Broken Candy
$7.23Broken candy tastes the same
- 2 lbs!
- Tastes just like unbroken candy
- For less discriminating customers
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Underpants Candy
$4.95The most delicious underpants you've ever eaten
- Tiny candies shaped like undies
- Tastes like tutti frutti
- Eat my shorts, literally
- Tutti-Frutti tighty-whities yummy in tummy
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Horse Mask and Smoking Jacket Combo
$62.00This costume combo is the ultimate pairing of creepiness and sophistication
- Crushed velvet deluxe smoking jacket and scarf
- Creepy latex horse head mask with furry mane
- Incredibly awesome costume or disguise
- Suaver than Hugh Hefner, creepier than almost anything
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Deluxe Smoking Jacket
$40.00Make yourself classier in moments
- Crushed velvet jacket screams money and class
- Includes 40" white ascot
- You can own a smoking jacket without actually smoking
- Fits most adults.
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Squirrel Mask
$24.95How to scare the squirrels out of your yard
- Full head latex Squirrel Mask
- Wear this to steal birdseed
- Do not wear during hunting season
- Fits most adult heads
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