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Cinema Gum
$3.50I came here to chew gum and watch movies and I'm all outta movies
- Gumballs taste like popcorn or soda
- Film-themed, 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Makes movie night chew-bulous
- A snack bar in a tin
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Bacon Toothpaste
$5.00The toothpaste that makes your breath bacon fresh
- 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
- Smoky bacon flavor
- Practice oral hygiene, satisfy cured meat cravings
- Easier than brushing with real bacon
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Freeloader Spork
$9.95Your tots look better than my tots
- A metal extendable spork
- 21" long when fully extended
- Perfect for stealing soup or fries
- The extendable utensil nerds prefer
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World's Largest Tweezers
$9.95Perfect for the world's largest errant hair
- 11-3/4" long pair of tweezers
- Made from food-grade stainless steel
- Does not fit well in purses or bags
- Looks great next to giant pair of scissors
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
$6.95Fresh underpants when YOU need them
- Dispenses underpants like tissues
- Comes in a 4" tall box
- Contains 5 pairs of unisex underpants
- Fits most adults
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Mustache Candy
$4.95Mustache Candy does not taste like soup
- Sugary candy shaped like mustaches
- Comes in a 6" long mustache tin
- Tastes like tutti frutti (of course)
- Your hipster friend has already had these
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Instant Inflatable Window
$11.95Transform your windowless space from dreary to cheery with the Instant Inflatable Window
- 19-1/4" x 15-3/4" vinyl window
- Features spectacular tropical beach view
- Comes deflated in 3-5/8" round x 4" tall illustrated tin
- Also functions as handy floating tray for the pool or tub
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Mustache Bandages
$5.00Great for when you cut your upper lip
- Twelve 3" x 1" bandages decorated with mustaches
- Come in a reusable tin
- Latex free with sterile gauze
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Artist Facial Hair
$4.95Don't stare dear, he's probably an artist
- Synthetic hair mustache with adhesive backing
- Fits most adult faces
- Makes you look all arty
- Can get you 10% more for your paintings
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Ear Guards
$2.50While you're sleeping, spiders are crawling into your ears and laying eggs
- Set of two vinyl ear caps
- Slips over your ear like a shower cap
- One size fits all
- Blocks spiders and earwigs
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Dear Leader Tongue Scraper
$2.95Kim Jong Il wants you to have a clean tongue
- 7" long tongue scraper
- Package decorated with Kim Jong Il
- Dead dictator stickler for oral hygiene
- This is super collectible
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Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray
$9.95Reenact history’s greatest nautical disaster in a cocktail glass
- 6" x 5-1/2", soft rubber
- Makes 8 ice cubes (4 ocean lines, 4 iceberg)
- Add food coloring to liquid for extra fun
- Perfect for parties or school presentations
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Mr. Bacon Air Freshener
$2.00Mr. Bacon wants to make your car smell like a pungent pan of fried bacon
- 3-3/4" tall air freshener with string for hanging
- Smells like sizzling, smoky bacon
- Features Mr. Bacon, anthropomorphic bacon character
- Essential automotive accessory for bacon lovers
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Mustache Jumbo Magnet
$14.95Your refrigerator looks so clean shaven, have you considered a magnetic mustache?
- 26-1/2" wide magnetic mustache
- Fancy facial hair for your car, fridge or tool shed
- Quick disguise for getaway cars
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Ballpark Gum
$3.50Take yourself out to the ball game with the tastes of delicious Ballpark Gum
- Twenty-two delicious gumballs
- Triple header of hot dogs, peanuts & beer flavors
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" illustrated tin
- Great gift forl fans, players & coaches
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Cold Beer Jumbo Magnet
$7.95This ice cold beer bottle wants to be your jumbo magnetic mascot
- 16" tall cold beer magnet
- Anthropomorphic shivering beer bottle
- Perfect for dorm room or man cave mini fridges
- Great gift for ale aficionados
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Roast Beef Bubble Gum
$3.50Don’t wait for dinner to enjoy the mouthwatering flavor of roast beef
- Over twenty roast beef-flavored gumballs
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" illustrated tin
- Perfect between-meal treat for hungry carnivores
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Hipster Mustache
$3.95An ironic lip rug is essential for that perfect hipster look
- Lifelike synthetic hair, adhesive backing
- Hipper than any other fake mustache
- Fits most upper lips
- Goes great with skinny jeans & ironic headgear
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Mood Mustaches
$5.95It’s easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs
- Seven mustaches, each a different style and color
- Lifelike synthetic hair, adhesive backing
- Face furniture that flaunts your feelings
- Fits most upper lips
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Emergency Bowtie
$6.95Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie
- 4-1/2” long bowtie made of silky black fabric
- Features metal clip-on attachment
- 4-1/4” x 2-7/8” x 1-1/4” illustrated tin
- Ideal for spontaneous weddings, hoity-toity dinner parties
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