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BBQ Chef Hat
$10.00The perfect crown for the king of BBQ
- Cloth chef's hat with elastic band
- Says "BBQ" in wiener font
- Fits most adult heads
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BBQ Buddies Fancy Foil
$4.05BBQ Buddies want to be your foil friends
- 98-1/2" long x 8" wide roll of foil
- Perfect for roasted meat sandwiches and hot dogs
- Do not use in ovens
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Butcher's Choice Fancy Foil
$4.05If the butcher chose this, he has excellent taste
- 98-1/2" long x 8" wide roll of foil
- Perfect for roasted meat sandwiches and hot dogs
- Do not use in ovens
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Scalp Squid Head Massager
$4.04This squid has 5 tentacles to massage your head
- 7-1/4” x 3-1/2”, hard vinyl
- Rub on your head for stress relief
- Massages head better than an actual squid
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Bigfoot Welcome Mat
$15.00Let bigfoot know he's welcome any time
- Recycled plastic welcome mat featuring bigfoot
- 26" x 15-1/2", same size a bigfoot's foot
- Don't let bigfoot use your shower, he'll clog the drain
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Chicken Sucker
$3.00Looks like clammy raw chicken, tastes like orange
- 2" x 1-3/4" candy chicken on a stick
- Delicious orange flavor
- Fowl, but not foul
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Steak Sucker
$3.00Sweet meat for brainy buyers
- A 2-1/4" x 1-3/4" sugar T-bone
- Cherry-flavored
- Fat free
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Switchblade Spork
$7.00The weapon of choice for juvenile delinquent chefs
- Press a button to release spork
- 11" long when fully extended
- Only tough way to eat chicken nuggets
- Be armed in a food fight
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World's Largest Coffee Cup
$47.50Don't let "the man" tell you how much coffee you can drink
- A real porcelain cup
- 6" tall x 10" in diameter
- Can hold 20 regular cups of coffee
- Use as a planter, if you care about your health
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Look Taller Shoe Lifts
$4.51Achieve the height you desire using old fashioned technology
- Foam shoe inserts
- Adds an inch to your heat
- Great retro packaging
- Not endorsed by Tom Cruise in any way
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Ear Worms Ear Buds
$12.95Help the music worm its way in
- One pair of Ear Worm Ear Buds
- 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
- Pretend your head is an apple
- A catchy song is an ear worm
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Hot Dog Ear Buds
$12.95Listen to your meat
- One pair of Hot Dog Ear Buds
- 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
- These red hot audio accessories are a real wiener
- You haven't heard music until you've heard it through meat
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
$4.52Disguise your lunch from would-be thieves
- Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
- "Press to seal" top
- Two designs included (10 of each)
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Finger Sporks
$4.50The world's most practical claws
- Includes four vinyl Finger Sporks
- Comes in four colors, each is 3-1/2" tall x 1-1/4" wide
- Slips on over your fingertips
- Eat politely with your fingers in any situation
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Jinx Removing Spray
$7.57If you believe in jinxes, you'll believe this can remove them
- 3-1/4" tall x 3/4" wide pump sprayer
- Smells like musk (and magic)
- Allegedly removes curses and jinxes
- Comes with book of instructions for use
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Mustache and Monocle Bag
$7.05I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Decorated with a mustache and monocle
- This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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Mustache & Monocle Charm
$3.00How a gentleman decorates his zipper closers
- Tiny mustache & monocle button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Makes anywhere it dangles more dapper
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Deluxe Toupee
$13.01Finally an inexpensive hair replacement program that everyone will notice
- Affordable fake hair
- Synthetic hair toupée
- Looks terrible on most adult heads
- Includes self-adhesive tape to prevent slippage
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Toast Air Freshener
$2.00Don't worry, it's the air freshener that smells like toast
- Air freshener smells like toast
- 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Makes your car smell like someone is making breakfast
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Inflatable Beard
$4.00You'll always be a puff away from respectability
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops around ears
- Makes you look instantly distinguished
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