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Tech Monks Teacups
$12.00Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Like them first, then reblog them
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Mini Crime Scene Tape
$4.50If there has been a miniature murder
- Tape that looks like crime scene tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to point out mistakes
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Mini Biohazard Tape
$4.50For miniature radioactive spills and messes
- Tape that looks like biohazard tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to make roommates tidy
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages
$5.00He will heal your wound as he healed a nation
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with Abraham Lincoln
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Ceramic Bacon Spoon Rest
$8.00Keep your counter clean with the awesome power of bacon
- 3-1/2" x 10", ceramic spoon rest
- Wipes clean easily
- Prevents spatter from spoons and spatulas
- Makes brunch better (and tidier)
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TV Dinner Gumballs
$3.50The perfect gum to chew during a Brady Bunch marathon
- Over twenty gumballs in a collectible
- Three flavors - beef, corn and apple cobbler
- Brings back memories of TV past
- If not, ask your dad about TV dinners
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Snake Oil Soap
$5.95Contains real snake oil, which doesn't really do anything
- A 2.5 oz. bar of soap
- Contains real cobra oil
- Allegedly helpful for something, but not really
- Clean your skin with snake
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Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug
$10.56You'd be angry too if you were soaking in hot coffee
- A 3-1/4" tall porcain mug
- Has fierce squirrel head inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- Caffeinated squirrels are crazy
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Hippo Attack Porcelain Mug
$10.56The deadliest animal in the world is lurking in your java
- A 3-1/4" tall porcelain mug
- Has fierce hippo head inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- Both deadly and adorable
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Bigfoot Air Freshener
$2.00Smells way better than the actual bigfoot
- Air freshener that smells like pine
- It's 5" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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Bacon Scented Spray Freshener
$7.57Hey handsome, you smell like a butcher
- Spray smells subtly of maple bacon
- Pump sprayer
- Do not wear to dog park
- No more BO, just BLT!
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Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler
$8.00Slicey thinks he's delicious and wants to share
- 6-1/2" tall vinyl wiggler
- Slices while you drive
- Based on a French Poster
- Deliciously Disturbing
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Jim's Bag of Broken Candy
$7.23Broken candy tastes the same
- 2 lbs!
- Tastes just like unbroken candy
- For less discriminating customers
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Zombie Sleep Mask
$4.53Sleep the sleep of the undead
- Comfy polyester mask with cotton back
- Elastic band holds firmly in place while you sleep
- You'll look like a zombie, so you'll sleep in peace
- Fits most adults
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Steampunk Sleep Mask
$4.53Those retro-futuristic Victorians sure knew how to sleep
- Comfy polyester mask with cotton back
- Elastic band holds firmly in place while you sleep
- It has gears, that's steampunk, right?
- Fits most adults
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Deluxe Smoking Jacket
$40.00Make yourself classier in moments
- Crushed velvet jacket screams money and class
- Includes 40" white ascot
- You can own a smoking jacket without actually smoking
- Fits most adults.
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Let's Get Messy Emergency BBQ Pig Out Kit
$4.50You can't eat good BBQ without making a mess
- Contains 2 moist towelletes and 2 bibs so you can share
- Comes in easily transportable collectible tin
- Decorated with Slicey the Pig
- Be prepared, sometimes BBQ sneaks up on you
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Meat Markers
$3.00Mark your meat for your guests to eat
- 8 plastic picks
- Each is 3-1/4" x 1-1/4"
- Indicate 3 levels of doneness - well done, medium rare and rare
- Includes pick for vegetarians
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USB Pickle Light
$9.01It's a pickle, for your computer, that lights up, you know, like you want
- A pickle for your computer
- Plug into USB port to make pickle glow
- Device is 17" long
- Has no real practical use, it's just a pickle
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Mustache Ice Cube Tray
$9.00Nothing is cooler than an ice mustache
- Makes 8 mustache ice cubes
- Silicon tray works in the freezer or oven
- Perfect for a mustache party
- Will make your drink cooler than Burt Reynolds in 1977
- Also great for chocolate or gelatin
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