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TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers
$23.00Exterminate flavorless food
- Two ceramic shakers
- You get a 4" TARDIS & a 3-1/4" Dalek
- Tiny TARDIS not bigger on the inside
- You can scream, "Exterminate" as you spice your food
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Doctor Who Disappearing TARDIS Mug
$14.00Don't let the Daleks know that hot water makes the Doctor disappear
- Doctor Who 3-1/2" ceramic mug
- TARDIS disappears when filled with hot liquid
- You'd think hot tea would attract the Doctor
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Tattoupees
$7.00It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy
- Set of temporary tattoos for bald heads
- 35 tattoos on four sheets
- Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" collectible tin
- Worth buying just for the name
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Googly Eyes Drink Markers
$4.50Pop off the top of his head and drink him down
- Set of 4 assorted drink markers
- Has real googly eyes embedded
- Personifies your drink
- The more you drink, the funnier they are
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Super Awesome Gift Card
From $20.00Give the gift of awesome!
- Email a gift card instantly
- You choose the amount
- Write a gift message
- Thoughtful in the extreme
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Lab Flask Shot Glass
$12.00Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!
- One flask-shaped shot glass
- 2-3/4" tall
- Holds 2 oz. of fluid
- It's hip to be square
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Mini Moonshine Jar Shot Glass
$12.00Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonshine home in a jar?
- One glass shot glass
- 2-3/4" tall mini mason jar
- A tiny jar of moonshine is much healthier than a full size jar
- Approved by the Hipster/Hobo Alliance
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Pencil Eraser Hats
$3.50Excuse me sir, but that is a dapper writing utensil
- Set of 4 eraser hats
- Range from 1/2" to 1" in size
- Top hat, bowler, homburg & fedora
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Doctor Who in Your Pocket
$12.50If the Doctor fits in there, your pocket must be bigger on the inside
- 3-1/2" key chain, battery included
- 6 Doctor Who soundbites
- Almost like being a Time Lord
- Perfect for the key to your TARDIS
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Inflatable Beard of Bees
$7.50This bee beard is all the buzz
- 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops over ears
- None of the danger of using real bees
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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer
$12.00Excuse me, sir, it is polite to tip your cup to a lady
- Hat-shaped espresso cup & saucer
- Cup is 2" tall
- Holds 2 oz. of liquid
- Makes coffee formal and dapper
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Inflatable Toupee
$4.00Instant hair when YOU need it
- 9-1/2" x 5-1/2", made of vinyl
- Inflates in one breath
- Elastic loops go around your chin
- Don't blow your cover
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BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle
$6.00This little piggy wants to be filled with delicious sauce
- 7-1/2" tall pig-shaped sauce bottle
- Made of plastic
- Pig looks delicious & sinister
- Keep on your table; sauce everything
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Fish Head Ornament
$12.00You know what your tree is missing? A fish head
- 5" tall shimmering fish head
- Hangs by silver string loop
- Perfect for fish head enthusiasts
- If you don't get it, we can't explain it
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Bacon Gift Bag
$4.00Until they can make a bag of actual bacon, this will do
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle & Mr. Bacon card
- Photo of an endless field of bacon
- Should be filled with pork products
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Macaroni & Cheese Gift Bag
$4.00This gift bag makes you hungry and calm
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; Mr. Macaroni card
- Photo of infinite mac & cheese
- Great for cheesy gifts (a block of cheddar, Styx Greatest Hits album)
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Mustache Gift Bag
$4.00This bag has primo facial hair
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Not just for hipsters
- Perfect for Fathers' Day
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Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler
$7.50Mystic eye stares into your soul as you drive
- 4-1/2" tall with adhesive base
- Fez-clad eyeball made of hard vinyl
- Jiggles as you drive
- Makes your commute more mystical
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Big Head Squirrel Feeder
$15.00Humiliate and feed squirrels at the same time
- Vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" hollow squirrel head
- Makes feasting squirrels look goofy
- Hang feeder with string (not included)
- Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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Breakdancing Monks Teacups
$12.00Pop and lock while you boil and steep
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Helps you attain nirvana & street cred
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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