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Dish Wish Scrub Brush
Regular Price: $10.00
Special Price: $8.00
Makes dishes magically clean
- Pink plastic 10-1/2" wand
- Scrub brush on the back
- Cleans like magic
- The grumpier the person washing the funnier the wand is
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Tattoupees
$7.00It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy
- Set of temporary tattoos for bald heads
- 35 tattoos on four sheets
- Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" collectible tin
- Worth buying just for the name
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Googly Eyes Drink Markers
$4.50Pop off the top of his head and drink him down
- Set of 4 assorted drink markers
- Has real googly eyes embedded
- Personifies your drink
- The more you drink, the funnier they are
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Googly Eye Push Pins
$5.00Your office supplies won't stop staring at me
- 25 push pins
- Each has a real googly eye on top
- Holds things to other things
- Personifies memos
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Super Awesome Gift Card
From $20.00Give the gift of awesome!
- Email a gift card instantly
- You choose the amount
- Write a gift message
- Thoughtful in the extreme
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Mini Moonshine Jar Shot Glass
$12.00Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonshine home in a jar?
- One glass shot glass
- 2-3/4" tall mini mason jar
- A tiny jar of moonshine is much healthier than a full size jar
- Approved by the Hipster/Hobo Alliance
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Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers
$9.00Shark Week just got a little spicier
- Set of 2 ceramic shakers
- Each shark is 2-3/8" tall
- Fill with salt & pepper
- Turn seasoning into a shark attack
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Savory Bacon Sticks
$3.00The flavor of bacon without the greasy fingers
- Bacon-flavored snack sticks
- Look like pocky sticks
- Yummy!
- Free temporary tattoo
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Ear Buddies Ear Buds
$12.95Our ear buds are the only true ear buds
- Working ear buds
- You'll have tiny ears on your ears
- Works with iPhone or any 3.5 mm jack
- Both funny ha-ha and funny peculiar
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Pencil Eraser Hats
$3.50Excuse me sir, but that is a dapper writing utensil
- Set of 4 eraser hats
- Range from 1/2" to 1" in size
- Top hat, bowler, homburg & fedora
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Emergency Inflatable Toast
$5.00Inflatable toast is easily transportable and has no crumbs
- Inflatable vinyl toast
- 5" x 5-1/2"
- Floats but is not edible
- For toast emergencies
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Googly Eyes Suckers
$8.00Finally, having eyes bigger than your stomach pays off
- Two Googly Eye shaped suckers
- Cola-flavored, 2-1/2" diameter
- Great for photos
- May be bigger than your stomach
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Butter Sucker
$3.50If only there was some candy toast to spread this on
- Shaped like a 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" pat of butter
- Tastes like butter
- A dream come true
- Does not include candy toast
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Penny Sucker
$3.00Penny candy that costs more than a penny
- A 2-1/2" diameter Penny Sucker
- Tastes like root beer
- A visual pun
- Not legal tender
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Shark Attack Sucker
$3.50Open your jaws for this Shark Sucker
- 2" tall Shark Sucker
- Blueberry-flavored
- The source of endless Jaws puns
- Perfect snack for Shark Week
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Underpants Sucker
$3.50Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be
- Mint-flavored Underpants Sucker
- 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"
- Sanitary
- Name sounds like a John Waters film
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Thumb Sucker
$3.50Eat your candy like a big ol' baby
- 2-1/2" tall thumb on a stick
- Tastes like Mandarin orange
- Cleaner than your actual thumb
- Candy is socially acceptable
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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
$4.53Stylish nerd sleep accessory
- Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
- Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
- Look like an anime character
- Fits most adult heads
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Doctor Who in Your Pocket
$12.50If the Doctor fits in there, your pocket must be bigger on the inside
- 3-1/2" key chain, battery included
- 6 Doctor Who soundbites
- Almost like being a Time Lord
- Perfect for the key to your TARDIS
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Vinderalls
$12.00The overalls for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex overalls
- Fits most wine bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Bib pocket holds a gift card or hankie
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