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Super Awesome Gift Card
From $20.00Give the gift of awesome!
- Email a gift card instantly
- You choose the amount
- Write a gift message
- Thoughtful in the extreme
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Vinderalls
$12.00The overalls for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex overalls
- Fits most wine bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Bib pocket holds a gift card or hankie
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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
$5.00Big bacon flavor in a colossal candy cane
- 10-1/4" tall candy cane
- Tastes like bacon
- Festive symbol of bacon supremacy
- Not to be used to club baby seals
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Santa Dreidel
$4.50Don't choose between Christmas and Hanukkah—Choose Chrismukkah!
- Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
- 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
- Covered with Christmas symbols
- Charmingly misguided
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
$34.95Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Your life is just like a sitcom
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Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament
$12.00Of course it's lucky; finding a pickle is always good luck
- 4-1/2" tall plastic pickle ornament
- Has loop on top for hanging
- Equipped with motion detector that unleashes a yodel
- Batteries included; has on/off switch
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Krampus Sweater
$42.50Let's not forget the naughty children this year
- Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
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Rubber Chicken in a Santa Suit
$14.95You better watch out; you better not cluck—Santa Chicken is coming to town
- Chicken adorned in a Santa suit
- You dress the chicken
- Perfect for a tree, wreath, or cubicle
- 21" rubber chicken in a cloth outfit
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Pickle Candy Canes
$4.74Santa Pickle is coming to town
- Set of six green & white candy canes
- 5-1/4" tall with dill pickle flavoring
- Featuring Santa Pickle
- Hang on the tree for a briny surprise
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Christmas Tattoos
$6.00Christmas spirit that's more than skin deep
- 25 holiday temporary tattoos
- Stored in a 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" booklet
- Scare your mom with a fake tattoo
- Perfect stocking stuffer
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Emergency Santa Kit
$12.00Go from ho-hum to ho ho ho
- Comes in a festive collectible tin
- 10" vinyl inflatable white beard
- Santa hat & beard fit most adult heads
- Can be worn year-round (interviews, cocktail parties, court)
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Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes
$7.50Tree sees you when you're sleeping
- Giant 7" diameter plastic googly eyes
- Eyelets (get it?) on top for your hooks
- Good year round on shrubs & trees
- Pupils move when you shake them
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Cthulhu Ornament
$7.50He who cannot be named would like to wish you a merry Christmas
- 4-3/4" horror from beneath the Pacific
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Hard to explain to your relatives
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Rubber Chicken Ornament
$7.50Santa Rubber Chicken is coming to town
- 5-1/2" tall universal symbol of humor
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Funnier than bubble lights
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Classic Disguise Ornament
$7.50Who is that green gentleman in the corner?
- For the incognito Christmas tree
- 3-3/4" x 3-1/4" silly disguise schnozz
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- May resemble a quirky celebrity
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Fish Head Ornament
$12.00You know what your tree is missing? A fish head
- 5" tall shimmering fish head
- Hangs by silver string loop
- Perfect for fish head enthusiasts
- If you don't get it, we can't explain it
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Bacon Stocking
$12.00Gosh, your stocking looks delicious
- 16" long felt stocking
- Red & white marbled bacon
- Includes vinyl Mr. Bacon Dangle
- Maybe don't fill it with actual bacon
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Hanukkah Stocking
$12.00Why let Christmas have all the fun?
- 16" long felt stocking
- Decorated with Hannukkah Harry
- Durable enough for all 8 days
- "Oy oy oy" instead of "Ho ho ho"
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Krampus Stocking
$12.00The stocking for all the naughty kids in your house
- 16" long felt stocking
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- Remains empty for bad boys & girls
- A great threat around Christmas
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Chrismukkah Reversible Gift Wrap
$5.03Merry Happy Chrismukkah
- Two 20" x 30" double-sided sheets
- Christmas & Hanukkah motifs
- Great for diverse families & friends
- Classy hot rod art on both sides
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