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Tech Monks Teacups
$12.00Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Like them first, then reblog them
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Paper Drama Mask
$4.50Make it as dramatic as you want
- Made of thick, white paper
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Leave it white for extra creepy lurking
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Paper Goat Mask - Small
$4.50A goat mask so beautiful you'll faint
- Paper mask is 10-1/2" long
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Don't put on actual goat; he will eat it
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Paper Pig Mask - Small
$4.50The perfect mask to shame yourself when you overeat
- Paper mask is 10-1/2" long
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Don't put on actual pig; he will eat it
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Vinderhosen
$12.00Tiny pants for your wine bottle; no more naked labels
- One pair of vinyl lederhosen for wine
- Fits most standard 750 mL bottles
- Way snazzier than a gift bag
- Conceals inexpensive vintages
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Mini Crime Scene Tape
$4.50If there has been a miniature murder
- Tape that looks like crime scene tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to point out mistakes
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Mini Biohazard Tape
$4.50For miniature radioactive spills and messes
- Tape that looks like biohazard tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to make roommates tidy
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Surprise Tattoos
$7.00My temporary tattoo is more interesting than your real tattoo
- Random assortment of 26 tattoos
- Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Each assortment is different
- Cross your fingers that you get a blender
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages
$5.00He will heal your wound as he healed a nation
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with Abraham Lincoln
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Affirmation Bandages
$5.00Turn your boo boo into a yay yay
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with affirmations
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Ceramic Bacon Spoon Rest
$8.00Keep your counter clean with the awesome power of bacon
- 3-1/2" x 10", ceramic spoon rest
- Wipes clean easily
- Prevents spatter from spoons and spatulas
- Makes brunch better (and tidier)
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TV Dinner Gumballs
$3.50The perfect gum to chew during a Brady Bunch marathon
- Over twenty gumballs in a collectible
- Three flavors - beef, corn and apple cobbler
- Brings back memories of TV past
- If not, ask your dad about TV dinners
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Snake Oil Soap
$5.95Contains real snake oil, which doesn't really do anything
- A 2.5 oz. bar of soap
- Contains real cobra oil
- Allegedly helpful for something, but not really
- Clean your skin with snake
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Snail Oil Beauty Soap
$5.95Has real snail oil in it, no really, snail
- A 2.5 oz. bar of soap
- Contains real snail oil
- Allegedly helpful for something, but not really
- Clean your skin with snail
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Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug
$10.56You'd be angry too if you were soaking in hot coffee
- A 3-1/4" tall porcain mug
- Has fierce squirrel head inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- Caffeinated squirrels are crazy
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Hippo Attack Porcelain Mug
$10.56The deadliest animal in the world is lurking in your java
- A 3-1/4" tall porcelain mug
- Has fierce hippo head inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- Both deadly and adorable
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Vinderpants
$9.00No more naked bottles - Underpants for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex underpants for wine
- Fits most bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Makes your gift of wine memorable
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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm
$12.00The inflatable arm Lovecraft would have loved
- One vinyl inflatable tentacle
- Tentacle is 3' long & 7" diameter when inflated
- Better than a normal arm
- Makes your arm unspeakably horrible
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Roller Girl Air Freshener
$2.00Ok, so it doesn't make your car smell like a roller derby
- Air freshener that smells like cherry
- It's 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- You'll totally have a crush on her
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Bigfoot Air Freshener
$2.00Smells way better than the actual bigfoot
- Air freshener that smells like pine
- It's 5" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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