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Thumb Sucker
$3.50Eat your candy like a big ol' baby
- 2-1/2" tall thumb on a stick
- Tastes like Mandarin orange
- Cleaner than your actual thumb
- Candy is socially acceptable
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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
$4.53Stylish nerd sleep accessory
- Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
- Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
- Look like an anime character
- Fits most adult heads
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Doctor Who in Your Pocket
$12.50If the Doctor fits in there, your pocket must be bigger on the inside
- 3-1/2" key chain, battery included
- 6 Doctor Who soundbites
- Almost like being a Time Lord
- Perfect for the key to your TARDIS
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Jane Austen Bandages
$5.00From Pride and Prejudice to Bandages and Boo-boos
- 15 bandages with image & quotes
- Includes a dashing reusable tin
- Bandages are latex-free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Vinderalls
$12.00The overalls for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex overalls
- Fits most wine bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Bib pocket holds a gift card or hankie
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
$7.50Inflatable evil from another dimension
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
- Elastic bands loop over ears
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
$5.00Big bacon flavor in a colossal candy cane
- 10-1/4" tall candy cane
- Tastes like bacon
- Festive symbol of bacon supremacy
- Not to be used to club baby seals
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Santa Dreidel
$4.50Don't choose between Christmas and Hanukkah—Choose Chrismukkah!
- Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
- 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
- Covered with Christmas symbols
- Charmingly misguided
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
$34.95Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Your life is just like a sitcom
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Inflatable Beard of Bees
$7.50This bee beard is all the buzz
- 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops over ears
- None of the danger of using real bees
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Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament
$12.00Of course it's lucky; finding a pickle is always good luck
- 4-1/2" tall plastic pickle ornament
- Has loop on top for hanging
- Equipped with motion detector that unleashes a yodel
- Batteries included; has on/off switch
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I Love You Toast Stamper
$3.00I think my breakfast is flirting with me
- Allows toast to express its feelings
- 3-3/4" x 3" plastic stamper
- Says, "I (heart) you"
- Stamp before toasting
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Krampus Sweater
$42.50Let's not forget the naughty children this year
- Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
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Rubber Chicken in a Santa Suit
$14.95You better watch out; you better not cluck—Santa Chicken is coming to town
- Chicken adorned in a Santa suit
- You dress the chicken
- Perfect for a tree, wreath, or cubicle
- 21" rubber chicken in a cloth outfit
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Pickle Candy Canes
$4.74Santa Pickle is coming to town
- Set of six green & white candy canes
- 5-1/4" tall with dill pickle flavoring
- Featuring Santa Pickle
- Hang on the tree for a briny surprise
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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer
$12.00Excuse me, sir, it is polite to tip your cup to a lady
- Hat-shaped espresso cup & saucer
- Cup is 2" tall
- Holds 2 oz. of liquid
- Makes coffee formal and dapper
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Inflatable Toupee
$4.00Instant hair when YOU need it
- 9-1/2" x 5-1/2", made of vinyl
- Inflates in one breath
- Elastic loops go around your chin
- Don't blow your cover
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BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle
$6.00This little piggy wants to be filled with delicious sauce
- 7-1/2" tall pig-shaped sauce bottle
- Made of plastic
- Pig looks delicious & sinister
- Keep on your table; sauce everything
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Christmas Tattoos
$6.00Christmas spirit that's more than skin deep
- 25 holiday temporary tattoos
- Stored in a 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" booklet
- Scare your mom with a fake tattoo
- Perfect stocking stuffer
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Emergency Santa Kit
$12.00Go from ho-hum to ho ho ho
- Comes in a festive collectible tin
- 10" vinyl inflatable white beard
- Santa hat & beard fit most adult heads
- Can be worn year-round (interviews, cocktail parties, court)
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