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Chrismukkah Reversible Gift Wrap
$5.03Merry Happy Chrismukkah
- Two 20" x 30" double-sided sheets
- Christmas & Hanukkah motifs
- Great for diverse families & friends
- Classy hot rod art on both sides
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Krampus Gift Wrap
$4.03You better watch out, you better not cry or Krampus will put you in a bag and hit you with a stick
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- For naughty kids & adults
- Add some scorn to gift giving
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Santa Monsters Gift Wrap
$4.03Santa Monsters want you to have a happy horror-days
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring monsters in Santa hats
- Creepy, but still holiday-appropriate
- Ho, ho, horror!
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Finger Monster Gift Wrap
$4.03You'll hope the present is as delightful as the gift wrap
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Covered with colorful monsters
- Jaunty, whimsical, delightful, lighthearted
- Makes even grumpy people smile
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Bacon Gift Bag
$4.00Until they can make a bag of actual bacon, this will do
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle & Mr. Bacon card
- Photo of an endless field of bacon
- Should be filled with pork products
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Macaroni & Cheese Gift Bag
$4.00This gift bag makes you hungry and calm
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; Mr. Macaroni card
- Photo of infinite mac & cheese
- Great for cheesy gifts (a block of cheddar, Styx Greatest Hits album)
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Mustache Gift Bag
$4.00This bag has primo facial hair
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Not just for hipsters
- Perfect for Fathers' Day
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Finger Monster Gift Bag
$4.00These monsters are fun, colorful, and generous
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Featuring a bestselling product
- Cheerful as colorful monsters can be
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Mustache Gift Wrap
$4.03Excuse me, do you have any gift wrap for hipsters?
- Two sheets of 20" x 30" wrapping paper
- Thick paper, not that cheap stuff
- Covered in mustaches
- Makes your gift mas macho
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Bacon Gift Wrap
$4.03There better be bacon in that box
- Two sheets of 20" x 30" wrapping paper
- Thick paper, not that cheap stuff
- Looks like an infinite plain of bacon
- Bacon makes everything better, even gifts
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Cupcake Gift Wrap
$4.03A rogues gallery of delicious baked goods
- Two sheets of 20" x 30" wrapping paper
- Thick paper, not that cheap stuff
- Features personified cupcakes
- Wrapping paper is the frosting of the gift
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Pi Gift Wrap
$4.03The perfect gift wrap for math nerds
- Two sheets of 20" x 30" wrapping paper
- Thick paper, not that cheap stuff
- Has pi to over 5,000 places
- The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter is this gift wrap
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Musical Tie of the Month Club Joke Gift Box
$5.95This gift box is the perfect prank for any occasion
- 9" x 13" x 3" box, convincingly detailed
- Conceals your real gift
- Fools friends and family
- Does not actually contain musical ties
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