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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm
$12.00The inflatable arm Lovecraft would have loved
- One vinyl inflatable tentacle
- Tentacle is 3' long & 7" diameter when inflated
- Better than a normal arm
- Makes your arm unspeakably horrible
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Roller Girl Air Freshener
$2.00Ok, so it doesn't make your car smell like a roller derby
- Air freshener that smells like cherry
- It's 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- You'll totally have a crush on her
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Bigfoot Air Freshener
$2.00Smells way better than the actual bigfoot
- Air freshener that smells like pine
- It's 5" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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Bacon Scented Spray Freshener
$7.57Hey handsome, you smell like a butcher
- Spray smells subtly of maple bacon
- Pump sprayer
- Do not wear to dog park
- No more BO, just BLT!
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Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler
$8.00Slicey thinks he's delicious and wants to share
- 6-1/2" tall vinyl wiggler
- Slices while you drive
- Based on a French Poster
- Deliciously Disturbing
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Jim's Bag of Broken Candy
$7.23Broken candy tastes the same
- 2 lbs!
- Tastes just like unbroken candy
- For less discriminating customers
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Underpants Candy
$4.95The most delicious underpants you've ever eaten
- Tiny candies shaped like undies
- Tastes like tutti frutti
- Eat my shorts, literally
- Tutti-Frutti tighty-whities yummy in tummy
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Honey Badger Mints
$2.50Honey badger cares about your breath
- Colorful, 2-1/4" round tin
- Mint flavor
- Badger eating snake on back of tin
- He don't care
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Horse Mask and Smoking Jacket Combo
$62.00This costume combo is the ultimate pairing of creepiness and sophistication
- Crushed velvet deluxe smoking jacket and scarf
- Creepy latex horse head mask with furry mane
- Incredibly awesome costume or disguise
- Suaver than Hugh Hefner, creepier than almost anything
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn
$8.00Show the world your inner-unicorn!
- 11" inflatable unicorn horn
- Attaches to head with elastic band
- Dazzling tin to stash hopes & dreams
- Are you a secret unicorn?
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Zombie Sleep Mask
$4.53Sleep the sleep of the undead
- Comfy polyester mask with cotton back
- Elastic band holds firmly in place while you sleep
- You'll look like a zombie, so you'll sleep in peace
- Fits most adults
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Steampunk Sleep Mask
$4.53Those retro-futuristic Victorians sure knew how to sleep
- Comfy polyester mask with cotton back
- Elastic band holds firmly in place while you sleep
- It has gears, that's steampunk, right?
- Fits most adults
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Deluxe Smoking Jacket
$40.00Make yourself classier in moments
- Crushed velvet jacket screams money and class
- Includes 40" white ascot
- You can own a smoking jacket without actually smoking
- Fits most adults.
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Let's Get Messy Emergency BBQ Pig Out Kit
$4.50You can't eat good BBQ without making a mess
- Contains 2 moist towelletes and 2 bibs so you can share
- Comes in easily transportable collectible tin
- Decorated with Slicey the Pig
- Be prepared, sometimes BBQ sneaks up on you
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Meat Markers
$3.00Mark your meat for your guests to eat
- 8 plastic picks
- Each is 3-1/4" x 1-1/4"
- Indicate 3 levels of doneness - well done, medium rare and rare
- Includes pick for vegetarians
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Bacon Candy Necklace
$3.00Bacon jewelry attracts men and dogs
- 1.3 oz candy necklace made of sugar
- Tastes and smells like bacon
- Has bacon medallion
- Fits most adults and a few pigs
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Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken
$8.00Deflate serious situations with an Inflatable Rubber Chicken
- Inflates to a full-size 16" Rubber Chicken
- Made of durable vinyl
- Comes in illustrated tin that slips into purse or bag
- Much more practical than a traditional Rubber Chicken
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Squirrel Mask
$24.95How to scare the squirrels out of your yard
- Full head latex Squirrel Mask
- Wear this to steal birdseed
- Do not wear during hunting season
- Fits most adult heads
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Cardinal Mask
$24.95Who's a pretty bird? You are!
- Latex Cardinal Mask is bright red
- Cardinal is the state bird of Ohio and Illinois
- Use it to eat out of neighbor's bird feeder
- Fits most adult heads
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Rough and Tumble Lenticular Card Set
$10.00Put some hair on your chest looking at these manly lenticular cards
- Photos of bald eagles and wolves on 3D lenticular cards
- Two 3-1/2" x 5" cards and five 5" x 7" cards
- Decorate your walls or inspire a friend
- May cause urges to act out The Call of the Wild
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