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  1. Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    $8.95

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    • Exclusive vinyl 45
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 produced
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  2. Casual Pug Mask

    Pug Mask

    $34.95

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    • Realistic latex pug mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Will make people give you biscuits for tricks
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  3. Giant Lobster Claws

    Giant Lobster Claws

    $34.95

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    • Set of two latex lobster claws
    • Each is 14-1/2" long
    • Do not dip in butter, no matter how tempting
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  4. Gravy Candy Canes

    Gravy Candy Canes

    $4.74

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    • Set of six brown & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall gravy-flavored candy canes
    • Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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  5. Wasabi Candy Canes

    Wasabi Candy Canes

    $4.74

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    • Set of six green & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall wasabi-flavored candy canes
    • Makes the holidays spicier
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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  6. Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane

    Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane

    $5.00

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    • 10-1/4" white candy cane
    • Has no flavor, color or Christmas spirit
    • 3.1 oz. of candy
    • Even Scrooge has a sweet tooth
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  7. Glow in the Dark Jellyfish Ornament

    Glow Jellyfish Ornament

    $6.00

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    • 4" tall vinyl jellyfish
    • Glows in the dark
    • Does not sting
    • Great day or night
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  8. Sizzling Bacon Candy

    Sizzling Bacon Candy

    $3.00

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    • Bacon-flavored carbonated candy
    • Two .34 oz. packets in each box
    • Turns tongue into frying pan
    • Your pop will love it, because he rocks!
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  9. Krampus Ornament

    Krampus Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 5-1/2" tall Krampus ornament
    • Krampus comes for naughty boys and girls
    • Made of glass
    • Has string for hanging
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  10. Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament

    Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 5-3/4" glass unicorn
    • Unicorn is wearing pink lederhosen
    • Adds sass to your tree
    • Includes string for hanging
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  11. Charles Darwin Ornament

    Charles Darwin Ornament

    $15.00

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    • Ornament of Charles Darwin
    • 3-1/2" x 5" traditional glass style
    • Was a real guy
    • Looks like Santa, but it's not
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  12. Creepy Horse Head Ornament

    Creepy Horse Head Ornament

    $15.00

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    • Ornament that looks like a Horse Mask
    • 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" traditional glass style
    • Makes Christmas creepier
    • Not a good present for your niece that loves horses
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  13. Santa Pickle Ornament

    Santa Pickle Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6" tall Santa Pickle Ornament
    • Made of glass
    • A barrel of fun
    • Includes a string for easy hanging
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  14. Meat Parade Lunchbox

    Meat Parade Lunchbox

    $13.00

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    • 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
    • Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
    • Decorated with the Meat Parade
    • Won't carry tofu
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  15. Sweet Tooth Sugar Bowl

    Sweet Tooth Sugar Bowl

    $13.00

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    • Sugar bowl shaped like a tooth
    • 5" tall
    • Holds 6 fl. oz.
    • Ignored by the American Dental Association
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  16. Shark Bowl

    Shark Bowl

    $16.00

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    • Porcelain bowl with shark head in the middle
    • 6-1/4" in diameter
    • Holds 14 fl. oz.
    • Stalks you while you eat
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  17. Titanic Gravy Boat

    Titanic Gravy Boat

    $45.00

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    • Ceramic gravy boat shaped like the Titanic
    • Pour gravy through hole in hull
    • It's 9" x 4-3/4" and holds 16 fl. oz. of gravy
    • Perfect for edible reenactments
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  18. Cowboy Bandages

    Cowboy Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Fifteen 3" x 1" cowboy bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • Perfect for lasso burns
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  19. Creepy Wrapping Paper Book

    Creepy Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

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    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Each decorated with disturbing creepiness
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Probably not good for a baby shower
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  20. Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book

    Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

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    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Each decorated with meaty goodness
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Join the Meat Parade
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