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  1. William Shakespeare Air Freshener

    William Shakespeare Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • Smells like "Shakespearmint"
    • Decorated with the image of Shakespeare
    • 4" tall air freshener with string for hanging
    • Improves odors in iambic pentameter
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  2. Seattle World's Fair Postcard Records Set

    Seattle World's Fair Postcard Records

    $19.95

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    • Four postcards from 1962
    • Seattle World's Fair collectible
    • Each is a playable record
    • Songs not very good
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  3. Bigfoot Sweater

    Bigfoot Sweater

    $42.50

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    • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Bigfoot in a Santa hat, awwww
    • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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  4. Bacon Scented Mustache

    Bacon Scented Mustache

    $4.00

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    • Fake mustache that smells like bacon
    • Remove back to reveal adhesive
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Masculine! Really masculine...
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  5. Instant Audience

    Instant Audience

    $9.00

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    • Electronic sound maker
    • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
    • Applause, crickets, rimshot and booing
    • Batteries included
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  6. Emergency Horse

    Emergency Horse

    $9.00

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    • Electronic sound maker
    • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
    • Neigh, whinny, snort and gallop
    • Batteries Included
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  7. Foodie Bandages

    Foodie Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Fifteen 3" x 1" sterile bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • Heal like a chef
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  8. Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

    Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Fifteen 3" x 1" sterile bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • How goths heal
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  9. Meat Parade Vinyl Single and Lunchbox Combo

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single and Lunchbox Combo

    Special Price: $20.00

    Regular Price: $21.95

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    • Exclusive vinyl 45 with metal lunchbox
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 records produced
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  10. Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    $8.95

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    • Exclusive vinyl 45
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 produced
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  11. Casual Pug Mask

    Pug Mask

    $34.95

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    • Realistic latex pug mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Will make people give you biscuits for tricks
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  12. Giant Lobster Claws

    Giant Lobster Claws

    $34.95

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    • Set of two latex lobster claws
    • Each is 14-1/2" long
    • Do not dip in butter, no matter how tempting
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  13. Gravy Candy Canes

    Gravy Candy Canes

    $4.74

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    • Set of six brown & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall gravy-flavored candy canes
    • Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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  14. Wasabi Candy Canes

    Wasabi Candy Canes

    $4.74

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    • Set of six green & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall wasabi-flavored candy canes
    • Makes the holidays spicier
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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  15. Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane

    Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane

    $5.00

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    • 10-1/4" white candy cane
    • Has no flavor, color or Christmas spirit
    • 3.1 oz. of candy
    • Even Scrooge has a sweet tooth
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  16. Glow in the Dark Jellyfish Ornament

    Glow Jellyfish Ornament

    $6.00

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    • 4" tall vinyl jellyfish
    • Glows in the dark
    • Does not sting
    • Great day or night
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  17. Sizzling Bacon Candy

    Sizzling Bacon Candy

    $3.00

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    • Bacon-flavored carbonated candy
    • Two .34 oz. packets in each box
    • Turns tongue into frying pan
    • Your pop will love it, because he rocks!
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  18. Krampus Ornament

    Krampus Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 5-1/2" tall Krampus ornament
    • Krampus comes for naughty boys and girls
    • Made of glass
    • Has string for hanging
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  19. Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament

    Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 5-3/4" glass unicorn
    • Unicorn is wearing pink lederhosen
    • Adds sass to your tree
    • Includes string for hanging
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  20. Charles Darwin Ornament

    Charles Darwin Ornament

    $15.00

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    • Ornament of Charles Darwin
    • 3-1/2" x 5" traditional glass style
    • Was a real guy
    • Looks like Santa, but it's not
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