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  1. Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    $7.00

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    • Temporary tattoos inspired by Edgar Allan Poe
    • 33 different images
    • Comes in a beautiful tin
    • Look especially good on the pallid skin of the near-dead
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  2. Love Tiki Mug

    Love Tiki Mug

    $9.95

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    • 4" tall ceramic mug
    • Holds 16 fl. oz.
    • Shaped like a Love God we made up
    • The stronger the drink, the more likely you are to fall in love
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  3. Winner of the World's Best Cat Trophy

    World's Best Cat Trophy

    $9.95

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    • Ceramic trophy for best cat
    • 5" tall
    • Reusable
    • Not endorsed by the Cat-cademy Awards
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  4. Bigfoot Ornament

    Bigfoot Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6-1/4" glass Bigfoot
    • Bigfoot is striking his famous pose
    • Fun to hunt Bigfoot on tree
    • Includes string for hanging
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  5. Santaur Ornament

    Santaur Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6" tall glass Santaur
    • Half-horse, half-Santa
    • Might be disturbing. Probably awesome
    • Includes string for hanging
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  6. Super Awesome Christmas Gift Wrap Book

    Super Awesome Christmas Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

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    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Increases the awesome of your presents by at least 73.2%
    • Santaur? What?
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  7. Bag of Poker Chips

    Bag of Poker Chips

    $6.00

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    • 60 weighted plastic poker chips
    • 4 different colors
    • Threatening cowboy on the chips
    • Good way to remember 2005
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  8. Big Lebowski Puzzle

    Big Lebowski Puzzle

    $9.95

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    • 1000 piece puzzle
    • 20" x 27" when complete
    • Pictures the Dude, Maude, Walter, Donny & Jesus
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  9. Muhammed Ali Puzzle

    Muhammad Ali Puzzle

    $9.95

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    • 1000 piece puzzle
    • 20" x 27" when complete
    • Pictures Muhammad Ali and Sonny Liston
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  10. Blinky Doll-Eyes Glasses

    Blinky Doll Eyes Glasses

    $7.95

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    • Quality plastic frames fit most adult heads
    • Looks like doll eyes that blink as you tilt your head
    • Limits vision; Don't drive while wearing
    • Not creepy at all
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  11. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    $15.00

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    • Vinyl 6-1/2" x 10" hollow horse head
    • Makes feasting squirrels look they're wearing a Creepy Horse Mask
    • Hang feeder with string (not included)
    • Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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  12. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    $14.95

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    • 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl
    • Comes with six cats
    • Wears robe, pajamas and slippers
    • Great gift for any cat fancier
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  13. You're the Star

    You're the Star

    $13.95

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    • 5 vinyl figures that look like your adoring public
    • Figures range from 2" to 3"
    • Includes photographers and autograph seekers
    • It's great to be adored
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  14. Sigmund Freud Action Figure

    Sigmund Freud Action Figure

    $13.00

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    • Action figure of Sigmund Freud
    • 5" tall, made of hard vinyl
    • Holds a phallic cigar
    • Analyzes how you play with him
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  15. Bigfoot Action Figure

    Bigfoot Action Figure

    $14.95

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    • Action figure of Bigfoot
    • Made of hard vinyl, 7-1/4" tall
    • Comes in a box with a serene forest backdrop
    • Just the action figure you've been in search of...
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  16. Amazing Hypno Glasses

    Amazing Hypno Glasses

    $7.95

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    • Lenticular glasses with hypnotic spiral
    • High quality plastic frames
    • Swirls appear to move when you move your head
    • Comes with instructions that might work
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  17. See Behind You Glasses

    See Behind You Glasses

    $7.50

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    • Regular looking sunglasses
    • Have mirror beside lens so you can see behind you
    • Used by spies from poor countries
    • Fits most adult heads
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  18. Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer

    Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer

    $2.95

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    • 1-1/4" tall viewer
    • Lets you look straight ahead, but see at an angle
    • Uses new scientific discovery called "mirrors"
    • Way less effort than peering
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  19. Zombie Horse Mask right side

    Zombie Horse Mask

    $29.95

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    • Realistically rotten-looking latex horse mask with faux fur mane
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Glows in the dark
    • What happens when a zombie bites you while you're wearing a horse mask
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  20. Ventriloquist Dummy Finger Puppets on hand

    Ventriloquist Dummy Finger Puppets

    $6.95

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    • Set of four soft vinyl finger puppets
    • Each looks like a ventriloquist dummy
    • 2-1/2" tall
    • May be the creepiest finger puppets ever
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