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Emergency Santa Kit
$12.00Go from ho-hum to ho ho ho
- Comes in a festive collectible tin
- 10" vinyl inflatable white beard
- Santa hat & beard fit most adult heads
- Can be worn year-round (interviews, cocktail parties, court)
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Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes
$7.50Tree sees you when you're sleeping
- Giant 7" diameter plastic googly eyes
- Eyelets (get it?) on top for your hooks
- Good year round on shrubs & trees
- Pupils move when you shake them
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Cthulhu Ornament
$7.50He who cannot be named would like to wish you a merry Christmas
- 4-3/4" horror from beneath the Pacific
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Hard to explain to your relatives
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Rubber Chicken Ornament
$7.50Santa Rubber Chicken is coming to town
- 5-1/2" tall universal symbol of humor
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Funnier than bubble lights
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Classic Disguise Ornament
$7.50Who is that green gentleman in the corner?
- For the incognito Christmas tree
- 3-3/4" x 3-1/4" silly disguise schnozz
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- May resemble a quirky celebrity
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Fish Head Ornament
$12.00You know what your tree is missing? A fish head
- 5" tall shimmering fish head
- Hangs by silver string loop
- Perfect for fish head enthusiasts
- If you don't get it, we can't explain it
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Bacon Stocking
$12.00Gosh, your stocking looks delicious
- 16" long felt stocking
- Red & white marbled bacon
- Includes vinyl Mr. Bacon Dangle
- Maybe don't fill it with actual bacon
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Hanukkah Stocking
$12.00Why let Christmas have all the fun?
- 16" long felt stocking
- Decorated with Hannukkah Harry
- Durable enough for all 8 days
- "Oy oy oy" instead of "Ho ho ho"
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Krampus Stocking
$12.00The stocking for all the naughty kids in your house
- 16" long felt stocking
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- Remains empty for bad boys & girls
- A great threat around Christmas
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Chrismukkah Reversible Gift Wrap
$5.03Merry Happy Chrismukkah
- Two 20" x 30" double-sided sheets
- Christmas & Hanukkah motifs
- Great for diverse families & friends
- Classy hot rod art on both sides
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Krampus Gift Wrap
$4.03You better watch out, you better not cry or Krampus will put you in a bag and hit you with a stick
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- For naughty kids & adults
- Add some scorn to gift giving
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Santa Monsters Gift Wrap
$4.03Santa Monsters want you to have a happy horror-days
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring monsters in Santa hats
- Creepy, but still holiday-appropriate
- Ho, ho, horror!
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Finger Monster Gift Wrap
$4.03You'll hope the present is as delightful as the gift wrap
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Covered with colorful monsters
- Jaunty, whimsical, delightful, lighthearted
- Makes even grumpy people smile
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Bacon Gift Bag
$4.00Until they can make a bag of actual bacon, this will do
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle & Mr. Bacon card
- Photo of an endless field of bacon
- Should be filled with pork products
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Macaroni & Cheese Gift Bag
$4.00This gift bag makes you hungry and calm
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; Mr. Macaroni card
- Photo of infinite mac & cheese
- Great for cheesy gifts (a block of cheddar, Styx Greatest Hits album)
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Mustache Gift Bag
$4.00This bag has primo facial hair
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Not just for hipsters
- Perfect for Fathers' Day
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Finger Monster Gift Bag
$4.00These monsters are fun, colorful, and generous
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Featuring a bestselling product
- Cheerful as colorful monsters can be
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Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler
$7.50Mystic eye stares into your soul as you drive
- 4-1/2" tall with adhesive base
- Fez-clad eyeball made of hard vinyl
- Jiggles as you drive
- Makes your commute more mystical
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Cat Eye Glasses
Regular Price: $7.50
Special Price: $6.50
These punny glasses are cat-tastic
- Quality plastic frames fit most adult heads
- Looks like actual cat eyes
- Limits vision; Don't drive while wearing
- Perfect gift for a crazy cat lady
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Edgar Allan Poe Lunchbox
$13.00The dark side of the midday meal
- 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
- Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
- Includes iconic Poe imagery
- Perfect for a "Poe"-boy sandwich
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