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Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes
$7.50Personify anything, day or night
- 7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back
- Glows in the dark after exposure to light
- Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge
- Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen
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Googly Eyes Suckers
$8.00Finally, having eyes bigger than your stomach pays off
- Two Googly Eye shaped suckers
- Cola-flavored, 2-1/2" diameter
- Great for photos
- May be bigger than your stomach
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Butter Sucker
$3.50If only there was some candy toast to spread this on
- Shaped like a 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" pat of butter
- Tastes like butter
- A dream come true
- Does not include candy toast
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Penny Sucker
$3.00Penny candy that costs more than a penny
- A 2-1/2" diameter Penny Sucker
- Tastes like root beer
- A visual pun
- Not legal tender
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Shark Attack Sucker
$3.50Open your jaws for this Shark Sucker
- 2" tall Shark Sucker
- Blueberry-flavored
- The source of endless Jaws puns
- Perfect snack for Shark Week
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Underpants Sucker
$3.50Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be
- Mint-flavored Underpants Sucker
- 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"
- Sanitary
- Name sounds like a John Waters film
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Thumb Sucker
$3.50Eat your candy like a big ol' baby
- 2-1/2" tall thumb on a stick
- Tastes like Mandarin orange
- Cleaner than your actual thumb
- Candy is socially acceptable
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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
$4.53Stylish nerd sleep accessory
- Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
- Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
- Look like an anime character
- Fits most adult heads
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Doctor Who in Your Pocket
$12.50If the Doctor fits in there, your pocket must be bigger on the inside
- 3-1/2" key chain, battery included
- 6 Doctor Who soundbites
- Almost like being a Time Lord
- Perfect for the key to your TARDIS
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Jane Austen Bandages
$5.00From Pride and Prejudice to Bandages and Boo-boos
- 15 bandages with image & quotes
- Includes a dashing reusable tin
- Bandages are latex-free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Vinderalls
$12.00The overalls for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex overalls
- Fits most wine bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Bib pocket holds a gift card or hankie
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
$7.50Inflatable evil from another dimension
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
- Elastic bands loop over ears
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
$5.00Big bacon flavor in a colossal candy cane
- 10-1/4" tall candy cane
- Tastes like bacon
- Festive symbol of bacon supremacy
- Not to be used to club baby seals
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Santa Dreidel
$4.50Don't choose between Christmas and HanukkahâChoose Chrismukkah!
- Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
- 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
- Covered with Christmas symbols
- Charmingly misguided
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
$34.95Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Your life is just like a sitcom
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Inflatable Beard of Bees
$7.50This bee beard is all the buzz
- 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops over ears
- None of the danger of using real bees
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Top It Off Wine Bottle Stopper
$7.50Seal your bottle with dignity, honor, and tradition
- Wine stopper with top hat
- 2" tall; made of rubber
- Fits in most bottles
- Snazzes up your already classy wine
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Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament
$12.00Of course it's lucky; finding a pickle is always good luck
- 4-1/2" tall plastic pickle ornament
- Has loop on top for hanging
- Equipped with motion detector that unleashes a yodel
- Batteries included; has on/off switch
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I Love You Toast Stamper
$3.00I think my breakfast is flirting with me
- Allows toast to express its feelings
- 3-3/4" x 3" plastic stamper
- Says, "I (heart) you"
- Stamp before toasting
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Krampus Sweater
$42.50Let's not forget the naughty children this year
- Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
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