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  1. Bald Eagle Mask

    Bald Eagle Mask

    Special Price: $23.96

    Regular Price: $29.95

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    • Realistic latex eagle mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Resemble an apex predator
    • Makes you look like money (actual US currency in fact)
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  2. Eagle Talons

    Eagle Talons

    Special Price: $27.96

    Regular Price: $34.95

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    • Realistic latex eagle talons
    • Set of two
    • Fits most adults hands
    • Great for perching on chairs
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  3. Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

    Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

    $7.95

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    • 3 tubes of lip balm
    • Each is decorated to look like a tiny person
    • Shakespeare (mint), Hamlet (apple) and Macbeth (orange)
    • Makes you look smart and moist
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  4. Emergency Self-Esteem Kit

    Emergency Self-Esteem Kit

    $6.95

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    • Kit full of things to cheer someone up
    • Comes in a 3-3/4" decorated tin with mirror
    • Includes stickers, affirmations, gold stars and more
    • Cheaper than therapy
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  5. Chandelier 3D Air Freshener

    Chandelier 3D Air Freshener

    $4.00

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    • Chandelier air freshener for your car
    • Comes in two easily-assembled pieces
    • 3-D effect
    • Like driving a ballroom to work
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  6. Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Grape-flavored candy
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Poe's face
    • (Buried) alive with flavor
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  7. Shakespeare Candy Book

    Shakespeare Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Lemon-flavored candy
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Shakespeare's face
    • A candy by any other name would taste as sweet
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  8. Sigmund Freud Candy Book

    Sigmund Freud Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Banana-flavored candy (Hmmm?)
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Freud's face
    • Tell me about your mother's candy
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  9. Edgar Allan Poe Sweater

    Edgar Allan Poe Sweater

    $42.50

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    • The perfect Halloween sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Archie McPhee Exclusive
    • Limited edition
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  10. Bigfoot Tiki Mug

    Bigfoot Tiki Mug

    $15.95

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    • 5-3/4" tall ceramic mug
    • Holds 19 fl. oz.
    • Totally looks like Bigfoot
    • Bigfoot is hard to find, easy to love
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  11. Yeti Tiki Mug

    Yeti Tiki Mug

    $15.95

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    • 5-3/4" tall ceramic mug
    • Holds 19 fl. oz.
    • Looks like Bigfoot's cold cousin, the Yeti
    • Limited edition of 600! An Archie McPhee exclusive
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  12. Yodelling Bacon

    Yodelling Bacon

    $12.95

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    • Plastic 5-1/2" strip of bacon
    • Yodels when you press the button
    • Perfect way to announce brunch
    • Requires two AAA batteries, not included
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  13. Dashboard Cat Buddha

    Dashboard Cat Buddha

    $6.00

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    • 5" tall with adhesive base
    • Cat-headed Buddhist monk made of hard vinyl
    • Mounted on metal spring for wiggling action
    • Especially meditative in sunbeams
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  14. Finger Hands

    Finger Hands

    $4.95

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    • Set of five vinyl finger puppets
    • Each is 2-3/4" tall
    • Tiny right hand
    • Makes giving a high 25 possible
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  15. Illuminati Air Freshener

    Illuminati Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • 3" tall air freshener
    • Logo of the Illuminati
    • Strikes fear in hearts of other drivers
    • Makes car smell like musky old power
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  16. Sugar Skull Air Freshener

    Sugar Skull Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • 4-1/2" tall
    • Two-sided sugar skull design
    • Glows in the dark
    • Makes your Prius more mysterious
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  17. Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook

    Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook

    $7.00

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    • 5-1/8" x 4-3/4" sketchbook
    • Has thirty blank napkins (120 pages)
    • Perfect for a swim in a shark tank
    • Million dollars not guaranteed
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  18. Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

    Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Fresh-scented air freshener
    • 4-1/4" tall & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Smells better than an actual squirrel's underpants
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  19. I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee Air Freshener

    I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Pine-scented air freshener
    • 4" tall & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Two of your favorite things in one
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  20. Existential Coloring Book front

    Existential Coloring Book

    $7.50

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    • 24 page coloring and activity book
    • 8" x 10-1/4"
    • Color examples of the unfathomable nature of reality
    • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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