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Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
$10.56Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, SHARK!
- 3-1/4" tall porcelain mug
- Has deadly shark inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- We're gonna need a bigger mug
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Octopus Porcelain Mug
$10.56I'd like to be, under the coffee, in an octopus's garden in the mug
- 3-1/4" tall porcelain mug
- Has fierce octopus inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- Tentacley horror in your morning java
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Just Like Dad Candy Cigarettes
$1.95Did you ever know that you're my smoking hero?
- Twelve 3-1/2" sticks
- Realistic 3-7/8" x 2" x 3/4" pack
- Orange-flavored
- Does not diminish lung capacity
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Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes
$1.95The candy cigarettes doctors prefer
- Twelve 3-1/2" long sticks of candy
- Orange flavor
- A reminder of the days when doctors endorsed cigarettes
- Real people should never smoke
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Toothpick Bird
$7.00No bird cares more about your oral hygiene
- Stands atop 2" hollow base that stores toothpicks
- Press bird’s head to retrieve toothpick with beak
- 3" tall, plastic
- Toothpicks not included
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World's Largest Tweezers
$9.95Perfect for the world's largest errant hair
- 11-3/4" long pair of tweezers
- Made from food-grade stainless steel
- Does not fit well in purses or bags
- Looks great next to giant pair of scissors
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Instant Inflatable Window
$11.95Transform your windowless space from dreary to cheery with the Instant Inflatable Window
- 19-1/4" x 15-3/4" vinyl window
- Features spectacular tropical beach view
- Comes deflated in 3-5/8" round x 4" tall illustrated tin
- Also functions as handy floating tray for the pool or tub
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Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray
$9.95Reenact history’s greatest nautical disaster in a cocktail glass
- 6" x 5-1/2", soft rubber
- Makes 8 ice cubes (4 ocean lines, 4 iceberg)
- Add food coloring to liquid for extra fun
- Perfect for parties or school presentations
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Cold Beer Jumbo Magnet
$7.95This ice cold beer bottle wants to be your jumbo magnetic mascot
- 16" tall cold beer magnet
- Anthropomorphic shivering beer bottle
- Perfect for dorm room or man cave mini fridges
- Great gift for ale aficionados
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Tipsy Squirrel Water Bottle
$11.95Impress friends and traumatize parents by drinking from a Tipsy Squirrel Water Bottle
- 7-1/2" tall, 17 oz. coated aluminum bottle with screw-on cap
- Fake label advertises Tipsy Squirrel Old-Fashioned Moonshine
- Features squirrel drunk on homemade hooch
- Great accessory for old-timey bootlegger costumes
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Absinthe Candies
$3.50Enchant your mouth with Absinthe Candies
- 80 anise-flavored candies
- Beautiful 3-1/4" x 2-1/8” x 5/8" tin
- Portable muse that tastes of licorice
- Alcohol and wormwood free
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Absinthe Gumballs
$3.50Commune with your muse while chewing Absinthe Gumballs
- Twenty-two anise-flavored gumballs
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Perfect for licorice lovers
- Contains no alcohol or wormwood
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Great Ideas Napkin Sketchbook
$5.95A brilliant idea always begins on the back of a napkin
- 5-1/8" x 4-3/4" sketchbook
- 30 blank white napkins (120 pages)
- Jot down ingenious theories and keep grease off your chin
- Perfect gift for artists, inventors and any other creative sorts
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Absinthe Mints
$2.50“The Green Fairy” wants to tickle your tastebuds
- 100 anise-flavored mints
- Round 2-1/4" art nouveau tin
- Enjoy the licorice taste
- Commune with your muse
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Donkey Cigarette Dispenser
$10.00Store your favorite smokes in this donkey’s pack
- Press the donkey’s ears and he dispenses a cigarette from his behind
- Holds about 25 cigarettes (smokes not included)
- Also works with candy cigarettes
- 7-7/2" long x 5" tall, hard vinyl
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Tiki Mugs
$20.00Lounge lizards love these Tiki Mugs!
- Set of four 5-1/2" ceramic Tiki Mugs
- Different color and design on each mug
- Perfect for hip, swinging cocktail parties
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Tiki Village Oil Painting
$99.95Spruce up any room with an exotic Tiki Village Oil Painting
- Limited edition, hand-painted oil painting
- Signed and numbered by Pietro Ramirez
- 25" x 19" gold colored frame
- Perfect for your tiki bar
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Moonlight Paradise Oil Painting
$99.95Feel stress melt away as you gaze upon the Moonlight Paradise Oil Painting
- Limited edition, hand-painted oil painting
- Signed and numbered by Pietro Ramirez
- 25" x 19" gold colored frame
- Perfect for your tiki bar
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Dashboard Hula Girl
$4.95This dancing hula girl instantly improves any dashboard
- 5-1/4” tall, hard vinyl with adhesive base
- Wears tassled “grass” skirt
- Gracefully sways to and fro on springy hips
- Comes in two assorted colors (our choice)
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Elephant Cigarette Dispenser
Regular Price: $8.95
Special Price: $4.00
Store your favorite smokes in this elephant’s pack
- Press down the elephant’s trunk and he dispenses a cigarette from his behind
- Holds about 24 cigarettes (smokes not included)
- Also works with candy cigarettes
- 9-1/2" long x 6-1/2" tall, hard vinyl
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