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  1. Nihilist Toothpaste

    Nihilist Toothpaste

    $5.00

    We don't believe in dental hygiene

    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • No added flavor
    • Minimalist packaging
    • Like brushing your teeth with reality
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  2. Bacon Toothpaste

    Bacon Toothpaste

    $5.00

    The toothpaste that makes your breath bacon fresh

    • 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
    • Smoky bacon flavor
    • Practice oral hygiene, satisfy cured meat cravings
    • Easier than brushing with real bacon
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  3. Cupcake Toothpaste

    Cupcake Toothpaste

    $5.00

    The toothpaste that makes your breath frosting fresh

    • 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
    • Scrumptious frosting flavor
    • Practice oral hygiene, satisfy sweet tooth
    • Much healthier than brushing with real frosting
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  4. His & Her Tongue Scrapers

    His & Her Tongue Scrapers

    Regular Price: $4.95

    Special Price: $2.49

    For those time when both parties require a clean tongue

    • Two 7" long plastic scrapers
    • A package that communicates it's for two people
    • "His and her" is just a suggested use
    • No more shared tongue fur
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  5. Dear Leader Tongue Scraper

    Dear Leader Tongue Scraper

    $2.95

    Kim Jong Il wants you to have a clean tongue

    • 7" long tongue scraper
    • Package decorated with Kim Jong Il
    • Dead dictator stickler for oral hygiene
    • This is super collectible
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  6. Happy Birthday Tongue Scraper

    Happy Birthday Tongue Scraper

    $2.95

    Nothing says happy birthday like an implement of oral hygiene

    • 7" long plastic tongue scraper
    • Comes in birthday-specific packaging
    • Use it after you finish the cake
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  7. Breakfast Floss

    Breakfast Floss

    $5.95

    Who needs breakfast when you’ve got Breakfast Floss?

    • Three 1-1/2" tall plastic dispensers
    • Each contains 12 yards of waxed floss
    • Coffee, waffle and bacon flavors
    • Dental hygiene that starts the day off right
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  8. Frosting Flavored Cupcake Floss

    Frosting Flavored Cupcake Floss

    $4.95

    Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend frosting!

    • 2-1/2" tall, pink plastic dispenser
    • 27.3 yards of waxed floss
    • Scrumptious frosting flavor
    • Dental hygiene that satisfies your sweet tooth
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  9. Bacon Floss

    Bacon Floss

    $4.95

    Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon!

    • 2-1/2" tall, plastic dispenser
    • 27.3 yards of waxed floss
    • Great bacon flavor
    • A must for any proud carnivore
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