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Dear Leader Frugal Toothpaste Extrusion Device
$2.95Even though he has passed, Kim Jung Il wants you to conserve toothpaste
- Hard plastic lips with slit for tube
- Lips are 3-5/8" x 1-5/8"
- We're not sure how Kim Jung Un feels about toothpaste
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Bacon Toothpaste
$5.00The toothpaste that makes your breath bacon fresh
- 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
- Smoky bacon flavor
- Practice oral hygiene, satisfy cured meat cravings
- Easier than brushing with real bacon
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Cupcake Toothpaste
$5.00The toothpaste that makes your breath frosting fresh
- 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
- Scrumptious frosting flavor
- Practice oral hygiene, satisfy sweet tooth
- Much healthier than brushing with real frosting
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His & Her Tongue Scrapers
$4.95For those time when both parties require a clean tongue
- Two 7" long plastic scrapers
- A package that communicates it's for two people
- "His and her" is just a suggested use
- No more shared tongue fur
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Dear Leader Tongue Scraper
$2.95Kim Jong Il wants you to have a clean tongue
- 7" long tongue scraper
- Package decorated with Kim Jong Il
- Dead dictator stickler for oral hygiene
- This is super collectible
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Happy Birthday Tongue Scraper
$2.95Nothing says happy birthday like an implement of oral hygiene
- 7" long plastic tongue scraper
- Comes in birthday-specific packaging
- Use it after you finish the cake
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Breakfast Floss
$5.95Who needs breakfast when you’ve got Breakfast Floss?
- Three 1-1/2" tall plastic dispensers
- Each contains 12 yards of waxed floss
- Coffee, waffle and bacon flavors
- Dental hygiene that starts the day off right
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Frosting Flavored Cupcake Floss
$4.95Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend frosting!
- 2-1/2" tall, pink plastic dispenser
- 27.3 yards of waxed floss
- Scrumptious frosting flavor
- Dental hygiene that satisfies your sweet tooth
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Bacon Floss
$4.95Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon!
- 2-1/2" tall, plastic dispenser
- 27.3 yards of waxed floss
- Great bacon flavor
- A must for any proud carnivore
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