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  1. Tissue Noir

    Tissue Noir

    $3.50

    This tissue is as black as as your mood before coffee

    • These tissues are blacker than black
    • Cardboard box with 50 two-ply tissues
    • Perfect gift for sad goths
    • How ninjas blow their noses
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  2. Macho Tissues

    Macho Tissues

    $4.05

    Awww, you just stick with your wussy tissues, you wimp

    • Cardboard box with 100 tissues
    • Not tiny, wussy tissues, these are 13" x 7-3/4"
    • Tissue real men prefer
    • Perfect for blood & sweat, but never tears
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  3. Allergy Attack Tissue Box

    Allergy Attack Tissue Box

    Regular Price: $2.95

    Special Price: $1.49

    Life’s too short for boring tissue boxes

    • 4" tall box with forty plain white tissues
    • Features aggressive anthropomorphic cartoon allergens
    • Encourage respiratory hygiene
    • Liven up home or office
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