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Tissue Noir
$3.50This tissue is as black as as your mood before coffee
- These tissues are blacker than black
- Cardboard box with 50 two-ply tissues
- Perfect gift for sad goths
- How ninjas blow their noses
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Macho Tissues
$4.05Awww, you just stick with your wussy tissues, you wimp
- Cardboard box with 100 tissues
- Not tiny, wussy tissues, these are 13" x 7-3/4"
- Tissue real men prefer
- Perfect for blood & sweat, but never tears
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Allergy Attack Tissue Box
$2.95Life’s too short for boring tissue boxes
- 4" tall box with forty plain white tissues
- Features aggressive anthropomorphic cartoon allergens
- Encourage respiratory hygiene
- Liven up home or office
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Robot Monkey Tissues
$1.50Finally, tissues made for both humans and mechanical primates
- 4-3/4" x 3-1/4" vinyl pouch with robot monkey graphic
- Twelve plain white tissues
- Great for blowing noses and polishing robotic primates
- Use tissues to signal surrender if robot monkeys revolt
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