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Bacon Lip Balm
$2.95Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of bacon
- 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
- Soothing lip balm
- Succulent bacon flavor
- Keeps lips moist and meaty
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Wasabi Lip Balm
$2.95Keep your lips as moist as the freshest sashimi
- 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
- Unique wasabi flavor
- Surprisingly soothing lip balm
- Great for sushi lovers
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Absinthe Lip Balm
$2.95“The Green Fairy” wants to soothe your chapped lips
- 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
- Delicious anise aroma
- Great gift for licorice lovers
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Bacon Soap
$5.95Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon Soap
- Beautifully marbled bar of soap
- 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" fancy tin
- Enticing fried bacon aroma
- No greasy residue
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Breakfast Floss
$5.95Who needs breakfast when you’ve got Breakfast Floss?
- Three 1-1/2" tall plastic dispensers
- Each contains 12 yards of waxed floss
- Coffee, waffle and bacon flavors
- Dental hygiene that starts the day off right
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Frosting Flavored Cupcake Floss
$4.95Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend frosting!
- 2-1/2" tall, pink plastic dispenser
- 27.3 yards of waxed floss
- Scrumptious frosting flavor
- Dental hygiene that satisfies your sweet tooth
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Skin Art Bandages
$5.00Cover your boo-boo with a rough and rugged Skin Art Bandage
- 12 adhesive bandages in 3 sizes
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Includes free prize to distract from pain
- Look tough while protecting your wounds
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Cupcake Bandages
$5.00Cupcakes are the cure-all for your cuts and contusions
- Twelve 1-3/4" x 1-1/2" adhesive Cupcake Bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Includes a free prize to make owies less ouchy
- Safe for diabetics (Cupcake Bandages are sugar-free)
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Switchblade Mustache Comb
$4.95Protect your ‘stache with a Switchblade Mustache Comb
- 4" long (when open) metal and plastic Switchblade Comb
- Push-button mechanism
- Unkempt facial hair can lead to crime sprees
- Instant street cred
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Bacon Floss
$4.95Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon!
- 2-1/2" tall, plastic dispenser
- 27.3 yards of waxed floss
- Great bacon flavor
- A must for any proud carnivore
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Anti-Snoring Device
$4.95Nothing solves life’s little problems like an “As Seen on TV” product
- 2-1/2" hard plastic strip
- Sold on TV in the 1990s
- May not effectively stop snoring
- May effectively disfigure nostrils
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Pickle Bandages
$5.00Never underestimate the protective power of pickles!
- 15 3" x 1" pickle-shaped bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Free prize makes owies less ouchy
- Sterile gauze pads completely brine-free
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Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
$2.50The secret of good oral hygiene is bacon!
- Eighty toothpicks in each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin
- Good oral hygiene with a smoky bacon bonus
- Perfect after any pig-out
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Rainbow Monkey Bandages
$5.00Rainbow Monkey Bandages are the best way to deal with boo-boos
- Ten 3" x 1-5/8" monkey-shaped bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Free prize makes owies less ouchy
- Make a monkey out of pain
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Crime Scene Bandages
$5.00Scare away germs with Crime Scene Bandages
- 25 3" x 3/4" bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Free prize makes owies less ouchy
- Great for CSI fans, forensic experts and gumshoes
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Enchanted Unicorn Bandages
$4.95Discover the magical healing power of Unicorn Bandages
- 15 3" x 1" adhesive Unicorn Bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Free prize makes owies less ouchy
- Made with unicorn tears for extra healing power
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Switchblade Comb
$4.95Protect your ‘do with a Switchblade Comb
- 9" long (when open), metal and plastic
- Push-button mechanism
- Safety lock prevents accidental deployment
- Instant street cred
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Li'l Devil's Cinnamon Toothpicks
$2.50Cinnamon-flavored toothpicks are devilishly delicious
- Eighty toothpicks in each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin
- Diabolically spicy cinnamon flavor
- Make a tasty deal with a Li’l Devil
- Even demons practice good oral hygiene
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Jesus Bandages
$5.00Discover the healing power of Jesus Bandages
- 15 3" x 1" adhesive Jesus Bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Free prize makes owies less ouchy
- Perfect for cuts, scrapes or plague injuries
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Bacon Bandages
$5.00Discover the healing power of bacon!
- Fifteen 3" x 1" bacony bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal tin
- Includes a free prize
- Perfect for cuts, scrapes or grease burns
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