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Bacon Toothpaste
$5.00The toothpaste that makes your breath bacon fresh
- 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
- Smoky bacon flavor
- Practice oral hygiene, satisfy cured meat cravings
- Easier than brushing with real bacon
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Cupcake Toothpaste
$5.00The toothpaste that makes your breath frosting fresh
- 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
- Scrumptious frosting flavor
- Practice oral hygiene, satisfy sweet tooth
- Much healthier than brushing with real frosting
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Toothpick Bird
$7.00No bird cares more about your oral hygiene
- Stands atop 2" hollow base that stores toothpicks
- Press bird’s head to retrieve toothpick with beak
- 3" tall, plastic
- Toothpicks not included
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World's Largest Tweezers
$9.95Perfect for the world's largest errant hair
- 11-3/4" long pair of tweezers
- Made from food-grade stainless steel
- Does not fit well in purses or bags
- Looks great next to giant pair of scissors
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
$6.95Fresh underpants when YOU need them
- Dispenses underpants like tissues
- Comes in a 4" tall box
- Contains 5 pairs of unisex underpants
- Fits most adults
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Mustache Bandages
$5.00Great for when you cut your upper lip
- Twelve 3" x 1" bandages decorated with mustaches
- Come in a reusable tin
- Latex free with sterile gauze
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Cleansing Kisses Soap Leaves
$3.95Cleansing Kisses Soap Leaves are perfect for washing all your important parts
- Twenty red sheets of lip-shaped, cherry-scented soap
- 3-1/4" long container shaped like luscious lips
- Single-use soap dissolves during use
- Keep clean anywhere, stylish and handy travel accessory
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Ear Guards
$2.50While you're sleeping, spiders are crawling into your ears and laying eggs
- Set of two vinyl ear caps
- Slips over your ear like a shower cap
- One size fits all
- Blocks spiders and earwigs
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His & Her Tongue Scrapers
$4.95For those time when both parties require a clean tongue
- Two 7" long plastic scrapers
- A package that communicates it's for two people
- "His and her" is just a suggested use
- No more shared tongue fur
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Dear Leader Tongue Scraper
$2.95Kim Jong Il wants you to have a clean tongue
- 7" long tongue scraper
- Package decorated with Kim Jong Il
- Dead dictator stickler for oral hygiene
- This is super collectible
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Happy Birthday Tongue Scraper
$2.95Nothing says happy birthday like an implement of oral hygiene
- 7" long plastic tongue scraper
- Comes in birthday-specific packaging
- Use it after you finish the cake
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Black Cotton Swabs
$3.50Special occasions call for special Black Cotton Swabs
- 100 Black Cotton Swabs
- 3" tall clear plastic container
- Fancy black swabs befit formal functions
- Essential for goth boudoirs and bathrooms
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Instant Underpants
$3.50Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water!
- 2-1/2" round tin holds pellet of disposable unisex underpants
- Underpants expand when soaked in water
- Fits most children and small adults
- Better to have damp undies than no undies at all
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Cupcake Soap Dispenser
$9.95The Cupcake Soap Dispenser looks good enough to eat
- 6-1/4" tall ceramic pump-action soap dispenser
- Shaped like cheerful frosted cupcake with sprinkles
- Use one for soap, one for delicious frosting
- Ideal for bakers and dessert lovers
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Allergy Attack Tissue Box
$2.95Life’s too short for boring tissue boxes
- 4" tall box with forty plain white tissues
- Features aggressive anthropomorphic cartoon allergens
- Encourage respiratory hygiene
- Liven up home or office
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Cupcake Lip Balm
$2.95Soothe chapped lips and satisfy your sweet tooth with Cupcake Lip Balm
- 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
- Delicious frosting flavor
- More effective and convenient than buttercream
- Essential accessory for dessert lovers
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Emergency Toilet Seat Covers
$3.95Be prepared, sooner or later we all have to use a public restroom
- Four disposable toilet seat covers
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin features Mr. Protecto character
- Be prepared for any public toilet situation
- Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants
$4.50Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day!
- One pair disposable unisex underpants
- Comes in illustrated 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents
- Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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Pickle Lip Balm
$2.95Soothe chapped lips with dill-flavored Pickle Lip Balm
- 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
- Features anthropomorphic pickle character
- Delicious dill flavor
- More effective and convenient than a real pickle
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Nacho Lip Balm
$2.95Keep your lips smooth and supple like melted cheese
- 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
- Soothing lip balm
- Piquant nacho cheese aroma
- Perfect for snack food junkies
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