Statues, Figurines & Yard Art

For those moments when a Horse Mask doesn't make sense

• Nodding figure of a businessman in a horse mask
• 6" tall, made of vinyl
• Loves to stare
• Completely beyond explanation
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Humiliate and feed squirrels at the same time

• Vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" hollow squirrel head
• Makes feasting squirrels look goofy
• Hang feeder with string (not included)
• Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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• 2.5" tall
• Made of porcelain

• 2.5" tall
• Made of porcelain

You know the walking dead? This is the driving dead

• 5-1/2" shambling, hard vinyl zombie
• Spring loaded neck and arms
• Adhesive base for easy attachment
• May eat the brains of that guy that cut you off
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Every lawn should have at least one pink Lawn Flamingo

• 12" tall pink plastic flamingo body
• Includes two 20" metal legs
• Classic kitsch lawn decor
• Perfect accessory for Alice in Wonderland costumes
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Add an element of undeath to your office or garden with a ghastly Zombie Statue

• 17" tall, heavy polystone
• Menacing pose depicts endless lurching hunt for brains
• Perfect corporate zombie office mascot
• May or may not frighten garden pests
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Poke fun at wedding day jitters with a Reluctant Bride Cake Topper

• 4-1/4" x 6-1/4", polystone
• Tuxedoed groom drags blushing bride
• Perfect for couples who found love the hard way
• Great gag gift for bridal showers or bachelor parties
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Store your tiny relics inside the Ark of the Covenant

• 2" x 1-1/4" x 1-1/2" gold-painted metal box (4-1/4" x 2-14" x 3" with stand)
• Reenact the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark
• Perfect for movie buffs or armchair archaeologists
• Wrath of God not included
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You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to examine this Model Brain

• Life-size, eight piece model brain
• Great teaching aid and fun puzzle
• Perfect prop for mad scientist’s lab
• Terrific zombie bait
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Turn any room into a wunderkammer with the Human Anatomy Torso Model

• 10-1/2" finely-detailed plastic torso
• Removable organs make fun anatomy lesson
• Great on desks, mantles or curiosity cabinets
• Spill its guts and challenge friends to reassemble
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Improve your life with the power of a Patron Saint

• 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl figure
• 3" stand embossed with the Saint’s name
• Removable backdrop displays the Saint’s title, patronage and prayer
• May not prevent commercial interruptions
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Improve your life with the power of a Patron Saint

• 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl figure
• 3" stand embossed with the Saint’s name
• Removable backdrop displays the Saint’s title, patronage and prayer
• Perfect for servers, housewives, cooks, dieticians, butlers and travellers
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Store your favorite smokes in this elephant’s pack

• Press down the elephant’s trunk and he dispenses a cigarette from his behind
• Holds about 24 cigarettes (smokes not included)
• Also works with candy cigarettes
• 9-1/2" long x 6-1/2" tall, hard vinyl
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