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  1. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    $15.00

    This time it's a squirrel of a different color

    • Vinyl 6-1/2" x 10" hollow horse head
    • Makes feasting squirrels look they're wearing a Creepy Horse Mask
    • Hang feeder with string (not included)
    • Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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  2. Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper and Package

    Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper

    $15.00

    Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be married? Neigh

    • 6-1/4" polystone cake topper
    • Food grade plastic base
    • Features Horse Mask and Unicorn Mask
    • For that "special" couple
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  3. Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

    Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

    $7.50

    For those moments when a Horse Mask doesn't make sense

    • Nodding figure of a businessman in a horse mask
    • 6" tall, made of vinyl
    • Loves to stare
    • Completely beyond explanation
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  4. Big Head Squirrel Feeder

    Big Head Squirrel Feeder

    $15.00

    Humiliate and feed squirrels at the same time

    • Vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" hollow squirrel head
    • Makes feasting squirrels look goofy
    • Hang feeder with string (not included)
    • Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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  5. Porcelain Squirrel Head

    Porcelain Squirrel Head

    $5.00
    • 2.5" tall
    • Made of porcelain
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  6. Porcelain Hippo Head

    Porcelain Hippo Head

    $5.00
    • 2.5" tall
    • Made of porcelain
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  7. Dashboard Zombie

    Dashboard Zombie

    $7.52

    You know the walking dead? This is the driving dead

    • 5-1/2" shambling, hard vinyl zombie
    • Spring loaded neck and arms
    • Adhesive base for easy attachment
    • May eat the brains of that guy that cut you off
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  8. Lawn Flamingo

    Lawn Flamingo

    $19.95

    Every lawn should have at least one pink Lawn Flamingo

    • 12" tall pink plastic flamingo body
    • Includes two 20" metal legs
    • Classic kitsch lawn decor
    • Perfect accessory for Alice in Wonderland costumes
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  9. Zombie Statue

    Zombie Statue

    $37.95

    Add an element of undeath to your office or garden with a ghastly Zombie Statue

    • 17" tall, heavy polystone
    • Menacing pose depicts endless lurching hunt for brains
    • Perfect corporate zombie office mascot
    • May or may not frighten garden pests
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  10. Reluctant Bride Cake Topper

    Reluctant Bride Cake Topper

    $17.95

    Poke fun at wedding day jitters with a Reluctant Bride Cake Topper

    • 4-1/4" x 6-1/4", polystone
    • Tuxedoed groom drags blushing bride
    • Perfect for couples who found love the hard way
    • Great gag gift for bridal showers or bachelor parties
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  11. Ark of the Covenant

    Ark of the Covenant

    $12.95

    Store your tiny relics inside the Ark of the Covenant

    • 2" x 1-1/4" x 1-1/2" gold-painted metal box (4-1/4" x 2-14" x 3" with stand)
    • Reenact the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark
    • Perfect for movie buffs or armchair archaeologists
    • Wrath of God not included
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  12. Brain Model

    Brain Model

    $32.95

    You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to examine this Model Brain

    • Life-size, eight piece model brain
    • Great teaching aid and fun puzzle
    • Perfect prop for mad scientist’s lab
    • Terrific zombie bait
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  13. Human Anatomy Torso Model

    Human Anatomy Torso Model

    $39.95

    Turn any room into a wunderkammer with the Human Anatomy Torso Model

    • 10-1/2" finely-detailed plastic torso
    • Removable organs make fun anatomy lesson
    • Great on desks, mantles or curiosity cabinets
    • Spill its guts and challenge friends to reassemble
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  14. St. Clare Patron Saint of Television

    St. Clare Patron Saint of Television

    $4.95

    Improve your life with the power of a Patron Saint

    • 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl figure
    • 3" stand embossed with the Saint’s name
    • Removable backdrop displays the Saint’s title, patronage and prayer
    • May not prevent commercial interruptions
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  15. St. Martha Patron Saint of Waiters & Waitresses

    St. Martha Patron Saint of Waiters & Waitresses

    Regular Price: $4.95

    Special Price: $1.99

    Improve your life with the power of a Patron Saint

    • 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl figure
    • 3" stand embossed with the Saint’s name
    • Removable backdrop displays the Saint’s title, patronage and prayer
    • Perfect for servers, housewives, cooks, dieticians, butlers and travellers
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  16. Elephant Cigarette Dispenser

    Elephant Cigarette Dispenser

    Regular Price: $8.95

    Special Price: $4.00

    Store your favorite smokes in this elephant’s pack

    • Press down the elephant’s trunk and he dispenses a cigarette from his behind
    • Holds about 24 cigarettes (smokes not included)
    • Also works with candy cigarettes
    • 9-1/2" long x 6-1/2" tall, hard vinyl
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