Art & Decor

I guess they could also be ceiling monsters

• 8 vinyl removable decals
• 4 large 11" & 4 small 5-1/2"
• Snazzes up any room
• Jerks hate them
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For those moments when a Horse Mask doesn't make sense

• Nodding figure of a businessman in a horse mask
• 6" tall, made of vinyl
• Loves to stare
• Completely beyond explanation
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Humiliate and feed squirrels at the same time

• Vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" hollow squirrel head
• Makes feasting squirrels look goofy
• Hang feeder with string (not included)
• Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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Make it as dramatic as you want

• Made of thick, white paper
• Elastic band fits over your head
• Color with paint, markers, or crayons
• Leave it white for extra creepy lurking
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• 2.5" tall
• Made of porcelain

• 2.5" tall
• Made of porcelain

Big googly eyes for when you need to personify big things

• 1 pair of 7" diameter googly eyes
• Adhesive back for easy attachment
• Add life to forklifts, dumpsters & yachts
• I always feel like that sofa's watchin' me
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Put some hair on your chest looking at these manly lenticular cards

• Photos of bald eagles and wolves on 3D lenticular cards
• Two 3-1/2" x 5" cards and five 5" x 7" cards
• Decorate your walls or inspire a friend
• May cause urges to act out The Call of the Wild
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The cuteness of this lenticular card set is almost unbearable

• Photos of cute animals on 3D lenticular cards
• Four 3-1/2" x 5" cards and three 5" x 7" cards
• Decorate your walls or cheer up a friend
• This much cuteness may cause swooning or cavities
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Let bigfoot know he's welcome any time

• Recycled plastic welcome mat featuring bigfoot
• 26" x 15-1/2", same size a bigfoot's foot
• Don't let bigfoot use your shower, he'll clog the drain
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You know the walking dead? This is the driving dead

• 5-1/2" shambling, hard vinyl zombie
• Spring loaded neck and arms
• Adhesive base for easy attachment
• May eat the brains of that guy that cut you off
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Transform your windowless space from dreary to cheery with the Instant Inflatable Window

• 19-1/4" x 15-3/4" vinyl window
• Features spectacular tropical beach view
• Comes deflated in 3-5/8" round x 4" tall illustrated tin
• Also functions as handy floating tray for the pool or tub
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Liven up any wall with an Edgar Allan Poe Oil Painting

• Hand-painted canvas oil painting
• Features Edgar Allan Poe looking pale and dour
• 11" x 13" gold colored frame
• Makes a great housewarming gift
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Liven up any wall with a Dear Leader Centaur Oil Painting

• Hand-painted canvas oil painting
• Features Kim Jong-il as centaur in fantasy landscape
• 11” x 13” gold colored frame
• Makes a great housewarming gift
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Liven up any wall with a Zombie Lincoln Oil Painting

• Hand-painted canvas oil painting
• Zombie Abraham Lincoln, gruesome yet dignified
• 11" x 13" gold colored frame
• Makes a great housewarming gift
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Add some class to your condo or cubicle with this Inflatable Van Gogh painting

• 19-1/4" x 15-3/4" vinyl art masterpiece
• Comes deflated in 3-5/8" round x 4" tall illustrated tin
• Instant post-Impressionist decor for home or office
• Also functions as handy floating tray for the pool or tub
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Every lawn should have at least one pink Lawn Flamingo

• 12" tall pink plastic flamingo body
• Includes two 20" metal legs
• Classic kitsch lawn decor
• Perfect accessory for Alice in Wonderland costumes
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Add an element of undeath to your office or garden with a ghastly Zombie Statue

• 17" tall, heavy polystone
• Menacing pose depicts endless lurching hunt for brains
• Perfect corporate zombie office mascot
• May or may not frighten garden pests
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Poke fun at wedding day jitters with a Reluctant Bride Cake Topper

• 4-1/4" x 6-1/4", polystone
• Tuxedoed groom drags blushing bride
• Perfect for couples who found love the hard way
• Great gag gift for bridal showers or bachelor parties
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