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  1. William Shakespeare Action Figure

    William Shakespeare Action Figure

    $13.00

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    • Action figure of William Shakespeare
    • 5-1/4" tall, made of hard vinyl
    • Comes with book and quill pen
    • Droll
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  2. Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure

    Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure

    $13.00

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    • Action figure of Edgar Allan Poe
    • 5-1/4" tall, made of hard vinyl
    • Perching raven
    • Afraid of being buried alive
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  3. Jane Austen Action Figure

    Jane Austen Action Figure

    $13.00

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    • Action figure of Jane Austen
    • 5-1/2" tall vinyl figure
    • Includes book and quill
    • Book-shaped package suitable for display
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  4. Jane Austen Tattoos

    Jane Austen Tattoos

    $7.00

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    • Temporary tattoos inspired by Jane Austen
    • 22 different images
    • Comes in a beautiful tin
    • Perfect for your book club
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  5. Gift Alarm

    Gift Alarm

    $13.00

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    • 2-3/4" motion detecting alarm for presents
    • Batteries included
    • Siren and flashing light when activated
    • Protect presents from Sneaky-Petes
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  6. Bacon Body Wash

    Bacon Body Wash

    $5.00

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    • Body wash that smells like bacon
    • 5 oz. bottle of liquid soap
    • Like washing with breakfast
    • Drives dogs crazy
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  7. Jane Austen Air Freshener

    Jane Austen Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • Air freshener decorated with the image of Jane Austen
    • Smells like genteel lavender
    • 4" tall with string for hanging
    • It's what ladies use to hide stink
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  8. Edgar Allan Poe Air Freshener

    Edgar Allan Poe Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • Air freshener with image of Edgar Allan Poe
    • Smells like "Poe-pourri"
    • 4" tall with string for hanging
    • Freshens even the dankest tomb
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  9. William Shakespeare Air Freshener

    William Shakespeare Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • Smells like "Shakespearmint"
    • Decorated with the image of Shakespeare
    • 4" tall air freshener with string for hanging
    • Improves odors in iambic pentameter
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  10. Seattle World's Fair Postcard Records Set

    Seattle World's Fair Postcard Records

    $19.95

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    • Four postcards from 1962
    • Seattle World's Fair collectible
    • Each is a playable record
    • Songs not very good
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  11. Bigfoot Sweater

    Bigfoot Sweater

    $42.50

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    • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Bigfoot in a Santa hat, awwww
    • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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  12. Bacon Scented Mustache

    Bacon Scented Mustache

    $4.00

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    • Fake mustache that smells like bacon
    • Remove back to reveal adhesive
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Masculine! Really masculine...
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  13. Instant Audience

    Instant Audience

    $9.00

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    • Electronic sound maker
    • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
    • Applause, crickets, rimshot and booing
    • Batteries included
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  14. Emergency Horse

    Emergency Horse

    $9.00

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    • Electronic sound maker
    • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
    • Neigh, whinny, snort and gallop
    • Batteries Included
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  15. Foodie Bandages

    Foodie Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Fifteen 3" x 1" sterile bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • Heal like a chef
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  16. Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

    Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Fifteen 3" x 1" sterile bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • How goths heal
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  17. Meat Parade Vinyl Single and Lunchbox Combo

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single and Lunchbox Combo

    Special Price: $20.00

    Regular Price: $21.95

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    • Exclusive vinyl 45 with metal lunchbox
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 records produced
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  18. Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    $8.95

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    • Exclusive vinyl 45
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 produced
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  19. Casual Pug Mask

    Pug Mask

    $34.95

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    • Realistic latex pug mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Will make people give you biscuits for tricks
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  20. Giant Lobster Claws

    Giant Lobster Claws

    $34.95

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    • Set of two latex lobster claws
    • Each is 14-1/2" long
    • Do not dip in butter, no matter how tempting
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