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  1. Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot Pouring

    Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot

    $24.95

    Drink from a reminder of our mortality

    • Porcelain teapot shaped like a sugar skull
    • Holds 20 oz. of tea
    • 5-1/4" tall
    • Delightfully morbid
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  2. Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

    Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

    $2.00

    Smell like a monkey rebel with simian swagger

    • Air freshener inspired by popular internet monkey
    • Smells like lingonberry
    • 4-1/4" tall with string for hanging
    • Pay homage to primate rebellion
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  3. Atheist Stocking

    Atheist Stocking

    $12.00

    Merry December 25th, let's gather around the science tree and sing secular humanist songs

    • 16" long felt stocking
    • Decorated with evolution & the Big Bang
    • Won't be filled by Santa
    • Helps everyone be included
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  4. Pirate Stocking Cap

    Pirate Stocking Cap

    $6.95

    Keep your head warm on the high seas with a Pirate Stocking Cap

    • Soft black acrylic
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Fearsome skull and crossbones symbol
    • “Archie McPhee” logo says you’re in our crew
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  5. Big Googly Eyes

    Big Googly Eyes

    $5.00

    An M googly eye for the space between S and L

    • One pair of 3" Googly Eyes
    • Adhesive back
    • The "just right" size
    • Fun comes in medium packages too
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  6. Shakespearean Insult Bandages

    Shakespearean Insult Bandages

    $5.00

    Add Elizabethan insult to injury

    • 15 3" x 1" latex-free bandages
    • Come in a collectible tin
    • Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
    • Perfect for curs & wretches
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  7. Nihilist Toothpaste

    Nihilist Toothpaste

    $5.00

    We don't believe in dental hygiene

    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • No added flavor
    • Minimalist packaging
    • Like brushing your teeth with reality
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  8. Tattoupées Tin

    Tattoupees

    $7.00

    It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy

    • Set of temporary tattoos for bald heads
    • 35 tattoos on four sheets
    • Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" collectible tin
    • Worth buying just for the name
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  9. Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals

    Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals

    $12.00

    I guess they could also be ceiling monsters

    • 8 vinyl removable decals
    • 4 large 11" & 4 small 5-1/2"
    • Snazzes up any room
    • Jerks hate them
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  10. Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

    Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

    $7.50

    For those moments when a Horse Mask doesn't make sense

    • Nodding figure of a businessman in a horse mask
    • 6" tall, made of vinyl
    • Loves to stare
    • Completely beyond explanation
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  11. Lemon Shark Juicer

    Lemon Shark Juicer

    $12.00

    That is one tart and tangy shark

    • A shark-shaped juicer
    • Made of white porcelain
    • 5-1/4" diameter
    • Not a real lemon shark
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  12. Graffiti Eyes Tape

    Graffiti Eyes Tape

    $4.50

    I can't take my eyes off of you, cause they're stuck there

    • 100 foot roll of 3/4" wide tape
    • Over 1000 pairs of eyes on each roll
    • Come in dispenser
    • Perfect for defacing pictures of Justin Bieber
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  13. Googly Eyes Luggage Tags

    Googly Eyes Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    Excuse me, sir. I think your bag is staring at me.

    • Puffy vinyl luggage tag
    • Pupils move!
    • 5-1/2" x 4"
    • Keep an eye on your bag
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  14. Emergency Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes

    Emergency Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes

    $8.00

    Jeepers creepers, when it's dark you can see these peepers

    • 18 pairs of stick-on eyes
    • Glow in the dark
    • 4 sizes ranging from 1/2" to 1-3/16"
    • Stare at you while you sleep
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  15. Devil Duckie Luggage Tags

    Devil Duckie Luggage Tags

    $12.00

    Cute and distinctive and a little naughty

    • Puffy vinyl luggage tags
    • Adorable and naughty
    • 4-1/4" x 4-5/8"
    • Devilishly distinctive
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  16. Googly Eye Drink Markers

    Googly Eyes Drink Markers

    $4.50

    Pop off the top of his head and drink him down

    • Set of 4 assorted drink markers
    • Has real googly eyes embedded
    • Personifies your drink
    • The more you drink, the funnier they are
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  17. Googly Eye Push Pins

    Googly Eye Push Pins

    $5.00

    Your office supplies won't stop staring at me

    • 25 push pins
    • Each has a real googly eye on top
    • Holds things to other things
    • Personifies memos
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  18. Super Awesome Gift Card

    Super Awesome Gift Card

    From $20.00

    Give the gift of awesome!

    • Email a gift card instantly
    • You choose the amount
    • Write a gift message
    • Thoughtful in the extreme
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  19. Lab Flask Shot Glass

    Lab Flask Shot Glass

    $12.00

    Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!

    • One flask-shaped shot glass
    • 2-3/4" tall
    • Holds 2 oz. of fluid
    • It's hip to be square
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  20. Mini Moonshine Jar Shot Glass

    Mini Moonshine Jar Shot Glass

    $12.00

    Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonshine home in a jar?

    • One glass shot glass
    • 2-3/4" tall mini mason jar
    • A tiny jar of moonshine is much healthier than a full size jar
    • Approved by the Hipster/Hobo Alliance
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