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Big Head Squirrel Feeder
$15.00Humiliate and feed squirrels at the same time
- Vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" hollow squirrel head
- Makes feasting squirrels look goofy
- Hang feeder with string (not included)
- Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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Soap Opera Music Boxes
$9.95These are the music boxes of our lives
- 5 old-timey, wind-up music boxes
- 1-3/4" x 2"; plastic with metal key
- Plays plinky music (dramatically)
- Nostalgia for the over 40 crowd
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Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers
$9.00Let's talk about nuts, baby
- Set of 2 ceramic squirrel heads
- 2 1/2" tall; charmingly disembodied
- Good for any seasoning
- Will help you avoid tasteless nuts
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Breakdancing Monks Teacups
$12.00Pop and lock while you boil and steep
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Helps you attain nirvana & street cred
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Tech Monks Teacups
$12.00Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Like them first, then reblog them
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Ceramic Piggy Spoon Rest
$9.50Keep the swill off your counter
- 7-1/2" x 4-1/2" ceramic spoon rest
- Wipes clean easily
- Gives spoons a place to hang out
- Won't judge you if you cook bacon
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Paper Drama Mask
$4.50Make it as dramatic as you want
- Made of thick, white paper
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Leave it white for extra creepy lurking
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Paper Goat Mask - Small
$4.50A goat mask so beautiful you'll faint
- Paper mask is 10-1/2" long
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Don't put on actual goat; he will eat it
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Paper Pig Mask - Small
$4.50The perfect mask to shame yourself when you overeat
- Paper mask is 10-1/2" long
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Don't put on actual pig; he will eat it
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Vinderhosen
$12.00Tiny pants for your wine bottle; no more naked labels
- One pair of vinyl lederhosen for wine
- Fits most standard 750 mL bottles
- Way snazzier than a gift bag
- Conceals inexpensive vintages
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Mini Crime Scene Tape
$4.50If there has been a miniature murder
- Tape that looks like crime scene tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to point out mistakes
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Mini Biohazard Tape
$4.50For miniature radioactive spills and messes
- Tape that looks like biohazard tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to make roommates tidy
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Surprise Tattoos
$7.00My temporary tattoo is more interesting than your real tattoo
- Random assortment of 26 tattoos
- Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Each assortment is different
- Cross your fingers that you get a blender
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages
$5.00He will heal your wound as he healed a nation
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with Abraham Lincoln
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Affirmation Bandages
$5.00Turn your boo boo into a yay yay
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with affirmations
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Ceramic Bacon Spoon Rest
$8.00Keep your counter clean with the awesome power of bacon
- 3-1/2" x 10", ceramic spoon rest
- Wipes clean easily
- Prevents spatter from spoons and spatulas
- Makes brunch better (and tidier)
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TV Dinner Gumballs
$3.50The perfect gum to chew during a Brady Bunch marathon
- Over twenty gumballs in a collectible
- Three flavors - beef, corn and apple cobbler
- Brings back memories of TV past
- If not, ask your dad about TV dinners
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Snake Oil Soap
$5.95Contains real snake oil, which doesn't really do anything
- A 2.5 oz. bar of soap
- Contains real cobra oil
- Allegedly helpful for something, but not really
- Clean your skin with snake
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Snail Oil Beauty Soap
$5.95Has real snail oil in it, no really, snail
- A 2.5 oz. bar of soap
- Contains real snail oil
- Allegedly helpful for something, but not really
- Clean your skin with snail
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Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug
$10.56You'd be angry too if you were soaking in hot coffee
- A 3-1/4" tall porcain mug
- Has fierce squirrel head inside
- Hand wash in water, dishwasher safe
- Caffeinated squirrels are crazy
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