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Hanukkah Stocking
$12.00Why let Christmas have all the fun?
- 16" long felt stocking
- Decorated with Hannukkah Harry
- Durable enough for all 8 days
- "Oy oy oy" instead of "Ho ho ho"
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Krampus Stocking
$12.00The stocking for all the naughty kids in your house
- 16" long felt stocking
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- Remains empty for bad boys & girls
- A great threat around Christmas
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Chrismukkah Reversible Gift Wrap
$5.03Merry Happy Chrismukkah
- Two 20" x 30" double-sided sheets
- Christmas & Hanukkah motifs
- Great for diverse families & friends
- Classy hot rod art on both sides
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Krampus Gift Wrap
$4.03You better watch out, you better not cry or Krampus will put you in a bag and hit you with a stick
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- For naughty kids & adults
- Add some scorn to gift giving
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Santa Monsters Gift Wrap
$4.03Santa Monsters want you to have a happy horror-days
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring monsters in Santa hats
- Creepy, but still holiday-appropriate
- Ho, ho, horror!
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Finger Monster Gift Wrap
$4.03You'll hope the present is as delightful as the gift wrap
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Covered with colorful monsters
- Jaunty, whimsical, delightful, lighthearted
- Makes even grumpy people smile
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Bacon Gift Bag
$4.00Until they can make a bag of actual bacon, this will do
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle & Mr. Bacon card
- Photo of an endless field of bacon
- Should be filled with pork products
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Macaroni & Cheese Gift Bag
$4.00This gift bag makes you hungry and calm
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; Mr. Macaroni card
- Photo of infinite mac & cheese
- Great for cheesy gifts (a block of cheddar, Styx Greatest Hits album)
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Mustache Gift Bag
$4.00This bag has primo facial hair
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Not just for hipsters
- Perfect for Fathers' Day
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Finger Monster Gift Bag
$4.00These monsters are fun, colorful, and generous
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Featuring a bestselling product
- Cheerful as colorful monsters can be
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Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler
$7.50Mystic eye stares into your soul as you drive
- 4-1/2" tall with adhesive base
- Fez-clad eyeball made of hard vinyl
- Jiggles as you drive
- Makes your commute more mystical
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Cat Eye Glasses
Regular Price: $7.50
Special Price: $6.50
These punny glasses are cat-tastic
- Quality plastic frames fit most adult heads
- Looks like actual cat eyes
- Limits vision; Don't drive while wearing
- Perfect gift for a crazy cat lady
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Edgar Allan Poe Lunchbox
$13.00The dark side of the midday meal
- 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
- Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
- Includes iconic Poe imagery
- Perfect for a "Poe"-boy sandwich
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Big Head Squirrel Feeder
$15.00Humiliate and feed squirrels at the same time
- Vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" hollow squirrel head
- Makes feasting squirrels look goofy
- Hang feeder with string (not included)
- Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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Soap Opera Music Boxes
$9.95These are the music boxes of our lives
- 5 old-timey, wind-up music boxes
- 1-3/4" x 2"; plastic with metal key
- Plays plinky music (dramatically)
- Nostalgia for the over 40 crowd
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Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers
$9.00Let's talk about nuts, baby
- Set of 2 ceramic squirrel heads
- 2 1/2" tall; charmingly disembodied
- Good for any seasoning
- Will help you avoid tasteless nuts
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Breakdancing Monks Teacups
$12.00Pop and lock while you boil and steep
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Helps you attain nirvana & street cred
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Tech Monks Teacups
$12.00Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Like them first, then reblog them
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Ceramic Piggy Spoon Rest
$9.50Keep the swill off your counter
- 7-1/2" x 4-1/2" ceramic spoon rest
- Wipes clean easily
- Gives spoons a place to hang out
- Won't judge you if you cook bacon
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Paper Drama Mask
$4.50Make it as dramatic as you want
- Made of thick, white paper
- Elastic band fits over your head
- Color with paint, markers, or crayons
- Leave it white for extra creepy lurking
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