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  1. Mystery Storage Box

    Mystery Storage Box

    $8.95

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    • Thick cardboard box
    • Covered with question marks
    • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
    • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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  2. Illuminati Storage Box

    Illuminati Storage Box

    $8.95

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    • Thick cardboard box
    • Decorated with symbols of world dominating conspiracy
    • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
    • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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  3. Bacon Storage Box

    Bacon Storage Box

    $8.95

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    • Thick cardboard box
    • Looks like it's made of bacon
    • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
    • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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  4. See Behind You Glasses

    See Behind You Glasses

    $7.50

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    • Regular looking sunglasses
    • Have mirror beside lens so you can see behind you
    • Used by spies from poor countries
    • Fits most adult heads
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  5. Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer

    Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer

    $2.95

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    • 1-1/4" tall viewer
    • Lets you look straight ahead, but see at an angle
    • Uses new scientific discovery called "mirrors"
    • Way less effort than peering
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  6. Zombie Horse Mask right side

    Zombie Horse Mask

    $29.95

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    • Realistically rotten-looking latex horse mask with faux fur mane
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Glows in the dark
    • What happens when a zombie bites you while you're wearing a horse mask
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  7. Ventriloquist Dummy Finger Puppets on hand

    Ventriloquist Dummy Finger Puppets

    $6.95

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    • Set of four soft vinyl finger puppets
    • Each looks like a ventriloquist dummy
    • 2-1/2" tall
    • May be the creepiest finger puppets ever
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  8. Lucky Mojo Luggage Tag

    Lucky Mojo Luggage Tag

    $6.00

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    • Puffy vinyl luggage tag
    • 5" tall
    • Has tag on back to write your information
    • Fourteen lucky symbols
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  9. Lady Horse Mask

    Lady Horse Mask

    $29.95

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    • Realistic brown latex horse mask with faux fur mane
    • Has makeup and false eyelashes to accentuate natural beauty
    • Fits most adult heads
    • You'll only need one pair of (horse)shoes
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  10. Man Hands

    Man Hands

    $34.95

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    • Two oversized realistic hands
    • Made of latex
    • 14" long
    • Great for powerful high fives
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  11. Cocky Chicken Mask

    Cocky Chicken Mask

    $29.95

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    • Realistic latex chicken mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Practice clucking, strutting and pecking for grain
    • Do not wear in the presence of carnival geeks
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  12. Happy Pig Mask

    Happy Pig Mask

    $29.95

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    • Latex mask that looks like a happy pig
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Carnivores, this is great for scaring vegetarians
    • Vegetarians, this is great for scaring carnivores
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  13. Horse Hooves on hands

    Horse Hooves

    $34.95

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    • Two 14" long latex horse hooves
    • Slip over your hands like gloves
    • Fits most adults
    • Pairs well with the Horse Mask
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  14. Unicorn Hooves

    Unicorn Hooves

    $34.95

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    • Two 14" long latex unicorn hooves
    • Slip over your hands like gloves
    • Fits most adults
    • Pairs well with the Unicorn Mask
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  15. Mustache Party

    Mustache Party

    $9.50

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    • 10 assorted individually wrapped mustaches
    • Come in an illustrated tin
    • 4 different styles, 3 different colors
    • Great for photo booths
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  16. Luxury Cat Dish

    Luxury Cat Dish

    $16.95

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    • Cat dish shaped like an open tin of tuna fish
    • Silver-plated ceramic
    • 5" diameter bowl holds 10 fl oz.
    • Also can be used by deserving humans
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  17. Lord of the Rings Pins

    Lord of the Rings Pins

    $6.95

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    • Collectible pins made in 1978
    • Features Bilbo, Samwise and Aragorn
    • Vintage 3" diameter metal buttons
    • Identifies you as an old school nerd
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  18. Super Awesome Postcard Book

    Super Awesome Postcards Book

    $7.95

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    • Beautifully printed book of 30 postcards
    • Each one is awesome
    • 4" x 6" postcards printed on heavy stock
    • A souvenir of the inside of your brain
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  19. Crow Mask

    Crow Mask

    $34.95

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    • Realistic latex crow mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • You can dress as a bad omen
    • Do not sit on electrical wires while wearing this mask
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  20. Red Fez

    Red Fez

    $9.50

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    • Red, velour fez
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Cool
    • Would look great on a monkey
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