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Inflatable Beard of Bees
$7.50This bee beard is all the buzz
- 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops over ears
- None of the danger of using real bees
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Top It Off Wine Bottle Stopper
$7.50Seal your bottle with dignity, honor, and tradition
- Wine stopper with top hat
- 2" tall; made of rubber
- Fits in most bottles
- Snazzes up your already classy wine
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Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament
$12.00Of course it's lucky; finding a pickle is always good luck
- 4-1/2" tall plastic pickle ornament
- Has loop on top for hanging
- Equipped with motion detector that unleashes a yodel
- Batteries included; has on/off switch
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I Love You Toast Stamper
$3.00I think my breakfast is flirting with me
- Allows toast to express its feelings
- 3-3/4" x 3" plastic stamper
- Says, "I (heart) you"
- Stamp before toasting
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Krampus Sweater
$42.50Let's not forget the naughty children this year
- Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
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Rubber Chicken in a Santa Suit
$14.95You better watch out; you better not cluckâSanta Chicken is coming to town
- Chicken adorned in a Santa suit
- You dress the chicken
- Perfect for a tree, wreath, or cubicle
- 21" rubber chicken in a cloth outfit
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Pickle Candy Canes
$4.74Santa Pickle is coming to town
- Set of six green & white candy canes
- 5-1/4" tall with dill pickle flavoring
- Featuring Santa Pickle
- Hang on the tree for a briny surprise
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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer
$12.00Excuse me, sir, it is polite to tip your cup to a lady
- Hat-shaped espresso cup & saucer
- Cup is 2" tall
- Holds 2 oz. of liquid
- Makes coffee formal and dapper
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Inflatable Toupee
$4.00Instant hair when YOU need it
- 9-1/2" x 5-1/2", made of vinyl
- Inflates in one breath
- Elastic loops go around your chin
- Don't blow your cover
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Just Shot Glass
$12.00Shot through the glass and it's too late
- Double-walled glass shot glass
- Incredible bullet hole illusion
- 2-1/2" tall, holds 2-1/2 fl oz.
- Totally makes you look like a cowboy
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Pi Baking Mold
$12.00Pi cake is one of the world's most confusing foods
- Bake a pi cake
- Nerds will ask, "Why not a pi pie?"
- 9" diameter x 2" tall silicone mold
- Also good for gelatin, ice, or candy
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BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle
$6.00This little piggy wants to be filled with delicious sauce
- 7-1/2" tall pig-shaped sauce bottle
- Made of plastic
- Pig looks delicious & sinister
- Keep on your table; sauce everything
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Christmas Tattoos
$6.00Christmas spirit that's more than skin deep
- 25 holiday temporary tattoos
- Stored in a 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" booklet
- Scare your mom with a fake tattoo
- Perfect stocking stuffer
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Emergency Santa Kit
$12.00Go from ho-hum to ho ho ho
- Comes in a festive collectible tin
- 10" vinyl inflatable white beard
- Santa hat & beard fit most adult heads
- Can be worn year-round (interviews, cocktail parties, court)
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Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes
$7.50Tree sees you when you're sleeping
- Giant 7" diameter plastic googly eyes
- Eyelets (get it?) on top for your hooks
- Good year round on shrubs & trees
- Pupils move when you shake them
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Cthulhu Ornament
$7.50He who cannot be named would like to wish you a merry Christmas
- 4-3/4" horror from beneath the Pacific
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Hard to explain to your relatives
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Rubber Chicken Ornament
$7.50Santa Rubber Chicken is coming to town
- 5-1/2" tall universal symbol of humor
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Funnier than bubble lights
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Classic Disguise Ornament
$7.50Who is that green gentleman in the corner?
- For the incognito Christmas tree
- 3-3/4" x 3-1/4" silly disguise schnozz
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- May resemble a quirky celebrity
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Fish Head Ornament
$12.00You know what your tree is missing? A fish head
- 5" tall shimmering fish head
- Hangs by silver string loop
- Perfect for fish head enthusiasts
- If you don't get it, we can't explain it
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Bacon Stocking
$12.00Gosh, your stocking looks delicious
- 16" long felt stocking
- Red & white marbled bacon
- Includes vinyl Mr. Bacon Dangle
- Maybe don't fill it with actual bacon
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