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Savory Bacon Sticks
$3.00The flavor of bacon without the greasy fingers
- Bacon-flavored snack sticks
- Look like pocky sticks
- Yummy!
- Free temporary tattoo
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Ear Buddies Ear Buds
$12.95Our ear buds are the only true ear buds
- Working ear buds
- You'll have tiny ears on your ears
- Works with iPhone or any 3.5 mm jack
- Both funny ha-ha and funny peculiar
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Have A Nice Lunch Bag
$16.00Smile, it's time for lunch
- Insulated lunch bag with smiley face
- 9" x 3" in diameter, made of nylon
- Has zipper dangle on buckle handle
- Lunch is a happy time
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Pencil Eraser Hats
$3.50Excuse me sir, but that is a dapper writing utensil
- Set of 4 eraser hats
- Range from 1/2" to 1" in size
- Top hat, bowler, homburg & fedora
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Emergency Inflatable Toast
$5.00Inflatable toast is easily transportable and has no crumbs
- Inflatable vinyl toast
- 5" x 5-1/2"
- Floats but is not edible
- For toast emergencies
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Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes
$7.50Personify anything, day or night
- 7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back
- Glows in the dark after exposure to light
- Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge
- Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen
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Googly Eyes Suckers
$8.00Finally, having eyes bigger than your stomach pays off
- Two Googly Eye shaped suckers
- Cola-flavored, 2-1/2" diameter
- Great for photos
- May be bigger than your stomach
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Butter Sucker
$3.50If only there was some candy toast to spread this on
- Shaped like a 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" pat of butter
- Tastes like butter
- A dream come true
- Does not include candy toast
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Penny Sucker
$3.00Penny candy that costs more than a penny
- A 2-1/2" diameter Penny Sucker
- Tastes like root beer
- A visual pun
- Not legal tender
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Shark Attack Sucker
$3.50Open your jaws for this Shark Sucker
- 2" tall Shark Sucker
- Blueberry-flavored
- The source of endless Jaws puns
- Perfect snack for Shark Week
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Underpants Sucker
$3.50Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be
- Mint-flavored Underpants Sucker
- 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"
- Sanitary
- Name sounds like a John Waters film
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Thumb Sucker
$3.50Eat your candy like a big ol' baby
- 2-1/2" tall thumb on a stick
- Tastes like Mandarin orange
- Cleaner than your actual thumb
- Candy is socially acceptable
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VandalEyes Googly Eyes Starter Kit
$19.50The (googly) eyes have it
- All you need to start vandaleyesing
- 1 giant pair & 2 emergency tins
- Meets most humans' googly demands
- Perfect for visual arts projects (get it?)
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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
$4.53Stylish nerd sleep accessory
- Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
- Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
- Look like an anime character
- Fits most adult heads
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Doctor Who in Your Pocket
$12.50If the Doctor fits in there, your pocket must be bigger on the inside
- 3-1/2" key chain, battery included
- 6 Doctor Who soundbites
- Almost like being a Time Lord
- Perfect for the key to your TARDIS
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Jane Austen Bandages
$5.00From Pride and Prejudice to Bandages and Boo-boos
- 15 bandages with image & quotes
- Includes a dashing reusable tin
- Bandages are latex-free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Vinderalls
$12.00The overalls for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex overalls
- Fits most wine bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Bib pocket holds a gift card or hankie
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
$7.50Inflatable evil from another dimension
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
- Elastic bands loop over ears
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
$5.00Big bacon flavor in a colossal candy cane
- 10-1/4" tall candy cane
- Tastes like bacon
- Festive symbol of bacon supremacy
- Not to be used to club baby seals
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Santa Dreidel
$4.50Don't choose between Christmas and HanukkahâChoose Chrismukkah!
- Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
- 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
- Covered with Christmas symbols
- Charmingly misguided
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