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  1. Wasabi Toothpaste

    Wasabi Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • Paste tastes like wasabi
    • Spicy, horseradish flavor
    • Goes great with sushi-flavored dental floss
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  2. Jane Austen Toothpaste

    Jane Austen Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • Tube is decorated with Jane Austen
    • Tastes like roses
    • Usable by any class of people
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  3. Sigmund Freud Toothpaste

    Sigmund Freud Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • Tube features father of psychology
    • Tastes like bananas (for some reason)
    • Satisfies oral fixation
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  4. Modest Urn

    Modest Urn

    $9.50

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    • Metal urn
    • 5" tall, 4" diameter
    • Comes with stickers and reusable eulogy
    • Modestly priced receptacle
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  5. Modest Pet Urn

    Modest Pet Urn

    $9.50

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    • Metal urn
    • 5" tall, 4" diameter
    • Comes with stickers & reusable eulogy
    • Modestly priced receptacle for pets
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  6. Dress-Up Bigfoot

    Dress-Up Bigfoot

    $14.95

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    • 16" tall laminated cardboard Bigfoot
    • 28 pieces of vinyl cling clothing
    • Dress Bigfoot according to your whim
    • Clothing reusable so you can dress him again and again
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  7. Two Grooms Cake Topper

    Two Grooms Cake Topper

    $9.95

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    • 6-1/2" tall, fine hard plastic cake topper
    • Two dapper grooms in tuxedos, arms linked
    • White gazebo decorated with floral garland
    • Great wedding memento
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  8. Two Brides Cake Topper

    Two Brides Cake Topper

    $9.95

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    • 6-1/2" tall, fine hard plastic cake topper
    • Two smiling brides in white gowns with bouquets
    • White gazebo decorated with floral garland
    • Great wedding memento
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  9. 'N Sync Buttons

    'N Sync Buttons

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    • Justin Timberlake!
    • Joey Fatone!
    • Lance Bass!
    • ...and the rest
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  10. Bacon Tape

    Bacon Tape

    $4.50

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    • Tape that looks like bacon
    • 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
    • Comes in plastic dispenser
    • Perfect for taping up that damaged Babe poster
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  11. Bigfoot Bandages

    Bigfoot Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Ten 3" x 1-1/2" sterile bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • Oversized bandages for big (foot) boo-boos
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  12. Screaming Pickle

    Screaming Pickle

    $12.95

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    • 5-1/4" plastic pickle
    • Press button and pickle screams
    • Batteries included
    • Hard to explain to people
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  13. Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    $7.00

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    • Temporary tattoos inspired by Edgar Allan Poe
    • 33 different images
    • Comes in a beautiful tin
    • Look especially good on the pallid skin of the near-dead
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  14. Love Tiki Mug

    Love Tiki Mug

    $9.95

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    • 4" tall ceramic mug
    • Holds 16 fl. oz.
    • Shaped like a Love God we made up
    • The stronger the drink, the more likely you are to fall in love
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  15. Winner of the World's Best Cat Trophy

    World's Best Cat Trophy

    $9.95

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    • Ceramic trophy for best cat
    • 5" tall
    • Reusable
    • Not endorsed by the Cat-cademy Awards
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  16. Bigfoot Ornament

    Bigfoot Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6-1/4" glass Bigfoot
    • Bigfoot is striking his famous pose
    • Fun to hunt Bigfoot on tree
    • Includes string for hanging
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  17. Santaur Ornament

    Santaur Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6" tall glass Santaur
    • Half-horse, half-Santa
    • Might be disturbing. Probably awesome
    • Includes string for hanging
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  18. Super Awesome Christmas Gift Wrap Book

    Super Awesome Christmas Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

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    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Increases the awesome of your presents by at least 73.2%
    • Santaur? What?
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  19. Bag of Poker Chips

    Bag of Poker Chips

    $6.00

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    • 60 weighted plastic poker chips
    • 4 different colors
    • Threatening cowboy on the chips
    • Good way to remember 2005
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  20. Big Lebowski Puzzle

    Big Lebowski Puzzle

    $9.95

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    • 1000 piece puzzle
    • 20" x 27" when complete
    • Pictures the Dude, Maude, Walter, Donny & Jesus
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