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    1. Edgar Allan Poe Sweater

      Edgar Allan Poe Sweater

      $42.50

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      • The perfect Halloween sweater
      • One size that fits no one well
      • Archie McPhee Exclusive
      • Limited edition
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    2. Bigfoot Tiki Mug

      Bigfoot Tiki Mug

      $15.95

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      • 5-3/4" tall ceramic mug
      • Holds 19 fl. oz.
      • Totally looks like Bigfoot
      • Bigfoot is hard to find, easy to love
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    3. Yeti Tiki Mug

      Yeti Tiki Mug

      $15.95

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      • 5-3/4" tall ceramic mug
      • Holds 19 fl. oz.
      • Looks like Bigfoot's cold cousin, the Yeti
      • Limited edition of 600! An Archie McPhee exclusive
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    4. Yodelling Bacon

      Yodelling Bacon

      $12.95

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      • Plastic 5-1/2" strip of bacon
      • Yodels when you press the button
      • Perfect way to announce brunch
      • Requires two AAA batteries, not included
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    5. Dashboard Cat Buddha

      Dashboard Cat Buddha

      $6.00

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      • 5" tall with adhesive base
      • Cat-headed Buddhist monk made of hard vinyl
      • Mounted on metal spring for wiggling action
      • Especially meditative in sunbeams
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    6. Finger Hands

      Finger Hands

      $4.95

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      • Set of five vinyl finger puppets
      • Each is 2-3/4" tall
      • Tiny right hand
      • Makes giving a high 25 possible
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    7. Illuminati Air Freshener

      Illuminati Air Freshener

      $3.50

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      • 3" tall air freshener
      • Logo of the Illuminati
      • Strikes fear in hearts of other drivers
      • Makes car smell like musky old power
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    8. Sugar Skull Air Freshener

      Sugar Skull Air Freshener

      $3.50

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      • 4-1/2" tall
      • Two-sided sugar skull design
      • Glows in the dark
      • Makes your Prius more mysterious
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    9. Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook

      Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook

      $7.00

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      • 5-1/8" x 4-3/4" sketchbook
      • Has thirty blank napkins (120 pages)
      • Perfect for a swim in a shark tank
      • Million dollars not guaranteed
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    10. Bigfoot Lunchbox

      Bigfoot Lunchbox

      $13.00

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      • 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
      • Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
      • Decorated with Bigfoot and Bigfoot facts
      • Perfect for lunches or Bigfoot evidence
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    11. Less Talk More Monkey Air Freshener

      Less Talk More Monkey Air Freshener

      $2.00

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      • Fresh-scented air freshener
      • 3" x 3" & made of thick paper
      • Includes string for hanging
      • Perfect gift for a monkey with a tiny car
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    12. Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

      Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

      $2.00

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      • Fresh-scented air freshener
      • 4-1/4" tall & made of thick paper
      • Includes string for hanging
      • Smells better than an actual squirrel's underpants
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    13. I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee Air Freshener

      I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee Air Freshener

      $2.00

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      • Pine-scented air freshener
      • 4" tall & made of thick paper
      • Includes string for hanging
      • Two of your favorite things in one
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    14. Existential Coloring Book front

      Existential Coloring Book

      $7.50

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      • 24 page coloring and activity book
      • 8" x 10-1/4"
      • Color examples of the unfathomable nature of reality
      • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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    15. Super Awesome Coloring Book

      Super Awesome Coloring Book

      $7.50

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      • 24 page coloring and activity book
      • 8" x 10-1/4"
      • Like being able to color your dreams
      • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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    16. Mo Moses

      Mo Moses

      $9.95

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      • Set of six Moseses
      • 5-1/4", hard vinyl
      • Includes removable staff and stone tablets
      • That's 60 commandments
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    17. Lucky Takeout Surprise

      Lucky Take-Out Surprise

      $9.95

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      • Over $30 of stuff for $9.95
      • Perfect as a party favor
      • Container is cute
      • All containers have similar contents
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    18. Wasabi Toothpaste

      Wasabi Toothpaste

      $5.00

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      • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
      • Paste tastes like wasabi
      • Spicy, horseradish flavor
      • Goes great with sushi-flavored dental floss
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    19. Jane Austen Toothpaste

      Jane Austen Toothpaste

      $5.00

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      • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
      • Tube is decorated with Jane Austen
      • Tastes like roses
      • Usable by any class of people
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    20. Sigmund Freud Toothpaste

      Sigmund Freud Toothpaste

      $5.00

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      • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
      • Tube features father of psychology
      • Tastes like bananas (for some reason)
      • Satisfies oral fixation
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