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TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers
$23.00Exterminate flavorless food
- Two ceramic shakers
- You get a 4" TARDIS & a 3-1/4" Dalek
- Tiny TARDIS not bigger on the inside
- You can scream, "Exterminate" as you spice your food
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Doctor Who Disappearing TARDIS Mug
$14.00Don't let the Daleks know that hot water makes the Doctor disappear
- Doctor Who 3-1/2" ceramic mug
- TARDIS disappears when filled with hot liquid
- You'd think hot tea would attract the Doctor
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Pirate Stocking Cap
$6.95Keep your head warm on the high seas with a Pirate Stocking Cap
- Soft black acrylic
- Fits most adult heads
- Fearsome skull and crossbones symbol
- “Archie McPhee” logo says you’re in our crew
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Big Googly Eyes
$5.00An M googly eye for the space between S and L
- One pair of 3" Googly Eyes
- Adhesive back
- The "just right" size
- Fun comes in medium packages too
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Shakespearean Insult Bandages
$5.00Add Elizabethan insult to injury
- 15 3" x 1" latex-free bandages
- Come in a collectible tin
- Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
- Perfect for curs & wretches
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Tattoupees
$7.00It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy
- Set of temporary tattoos for bald heads
- 35 tattoos on four sheets
- Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" collectible tin
- Worth buying just for the name
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Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals
$12.00I guess they could also be ceiling monsters
- 8 vinyl removable decals
- 4 large 11" & 4 small 5-1/2"
- Snazzes up any room
- Jerks hate them
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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler
$7.50For those moments when a Horse Mask doesn't make sense
- Nodding figure of a businessman in a horse mask
- 6" tall, made of vinyl
- Loves to stare
- Completely beyond explanation
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Lemon Shark Juicer
$12.00That is one tart and tangy shark
- A shark-shaped juicer
- Made of white porcelain
- 5-1/4" diameter
- Not a real lemon shark
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Graffiti Eyes Tape
$4.50I can't take my eyes off of you, cause they're stuck there
- 100 foot roll of 3/4" wide tape
- Over 1000 pairs of eyes on each roll
- Come in dispenser
- Perfect for defacing pictures of Justin Bieber
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Googly Eyes Luggage Tag
$6.00Excuse me, sir. I think your bag is staring at me.
- Puffy vinyl luggage tag
- Pupils move!
- 5-1/2" x 4"
- Keep an eye on your bag
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Emergency Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes
$8.00Jeepers creepers, when it's dark you can see these peepers
- 18 pairs of stick-on eyes
- Glow in the dark
- 4 sizes ranging from 1/2" to 1-3/16"
- Stare at you while you sleep
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Devil Duckie Luggage Tags
$12.00Cute and distinctive and a little naughty
- Puffy vinyl luggage tags
- Adorable and naughty
- 4-1/4" x 4-5/8"
- Devilishly distinctive
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Googly Eyes Drink Markers
$4.50Pop off the top of his head and drink him down
- Set of 4 assorted drink markers
- Has real googly eyes embedded
- Personifies your drink
- The more you drink, the funnier they are
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Googly Eye Push Pins
$5.00Your office supplies won't stop staring at me
- 25 push pins
- Each has a real googly eye on top
- Holds things to other things
- Personifies memos
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Super Awesome Gift Card
From $20.00Give the gift of awesome!
- Email a gift card instantly
- You choose the amount
- Write a gift message
- Thoughtful in the extreme
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Lab Flask Shot Glass
$12.00Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!
- One flask-shaped shot glass
- 2-3/4" tall
- Holds 2 oz. of fluid
- It's hip to be square
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Mini Moonshine Jar Shot Glass
$12.00Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonshine home in a jar?
- One glass shot glass
- 2-3/4" tall mini mason jar
- A tiny jar of moonshine is much healthier than a full size jar
- Approved by the Hipster/Hobo Alliance
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Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers
$9.00Shark Week just got a little spicier
- Set of 2 ceramic shakers
- Each shark is 2-3/8" tall
- Fill with salt & pepper
- Turn seasoning into a shark attack
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Savory Bacon Sticks
$3.00The flavor of bacon without the greasy fingers
- Bacon-flavored snack sticks
- Look like pocky sticks
- Yummy!
- Free temporary tattoo
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