Psychoanalysis in the palm of your hand
Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball responds to your heartfelt confessions with the stony objectivity of Dr. Freud himself. Just shake this 3-3/4" black plastic ball and turn it over for one of twenty different responses such as “How did that make you feel?” and “Talk about your mother.” Sigmund Freud was a big proponent of dream analysis. Keep the therapy ball on your bedside table to consult it as soon as you wake up, before you’ve forgotten your dreams. Therapy can be very expensive and time-consuming, but this little ball provides instant counseling without selecting the right health plan, making a copayment or even lying down on a couch. Makes a great gift for psychology majors and neurotic friends.